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« Reply #92 on: Tuesday, January 20, 2009, 07:57:31 » |
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Here's the dialogue between Man City and
Kaka. Unfortunately it only has the script
from the City end:
"Hello, is that Kaka? How do you fancy
becoming the supply line to Craig Bellamy
and Darius Vassell this winter?
"No, your fellow countryman doesn't like the
cold and will be out until mid April - but
you will play alongside Stephen Ireland"
"No, Kaka, Ireland is a person not a
country"
"yes, I fully appreciate that he is not
Ronaldinho, Pirlo or even Beckham but many
fans have him in their fantasy football"
"I know you are currently the richest man in
Italy but we can double it!"
"erm, well, we have had a bit of a slide
recently and we are currently 15th"
"erm, out of 20...... but Mark Hughes once
won the double for our neighbours"
"Hughes"
"Ex Blackburn boss"
"Blackburn, Blackburn Rovers"
"No, Blackburn......Black.....Burn"
"HUGHES man, HUGHES!!!"
"He once scored a good goal against Spain"
"No, thats Gerry Armstrong..... anyway, are
you coming or not?"
"Usually about two thirds full but if we
play a big team its really rocks"
"yes I know, but we dont even have a car
park cos all the fans walk to the ground
they are so local"
"Relevance? well, I suppose its all they
have to brag about whether its true or not"
"Only the one to be fair but its called
'blue moon' you will love it"
"Blue"
"yes, definitely blue, always has been"
"No, no, no, they are in Trafford"
"yes they are, steeped in it in fact but
what good is history to you my ambitious
friend?"
"erm, 1976 I think"
"it was the er, the er League cup if memory
serves me right"
"Well, the plan was to get in the top 4 this
season and then....."
"yes, I realise that but....."
"Aston Villa? Whats it got to do with them?"
"Yes, I know but we have been down this
history route already"
"How the heck does a Brazilian playing in
Italy know about Nottingham Forest?"
"Yes, yes, and Leeds United also made a
final but you are missing my point, this is
all about the future"
"Give me strength......HUGHES!!!!"
"yes I know he did and he was a legend there
but he is a changed man"
"forget them, they are falling apart"
"But all those trophies were won last year!
They have won nothing in 2009"
"I have told you.... 1976!!!!"
"How the heck does a Brazilian playing in
Italy know that Virginia Wade has won
Wimbledon since then?"
"Yes she probably is in her 60's"
"I dont know, probably about 18 league
titles, 3 European cups and countless
domestic cups what has that got to do with
it?"
"76,000 why?"
"yes, every game, even minor cups I suppose,
but where is this getting us?"
"Yes, the league cup is considered a minor
cup over here why?"
"I know, I know, I know, ok perhaps they won
the FA Cup in 1970 or something does it
really matter?"
"look, Kaka, we will treble whatever you are
on now, buy you a mansion in Alderley Edge
and give you a helicopter for your front
lawn....are you joining us?"
"NO!, its owned by the council - what has
the ground got to do with anything"
"well, officially its the city of manchester
stadium but most people call it Eastlands"
"EAST!, not Waste"
"You will be adored there"
"No, not there, here I meant"
"No, thats Old Trafford, I meant adored here
at Waste....erm, Eastlands"
"Anderson??? what does he know?"
"Ok I hear what you say, but other than
Pride, Ambition, Achievement, History,
Passion and a large car park - what can they
offer you?"
"what do you mean no credit left in your
phone.....I phoned you"
"Hello, Mr Kaka,...... Mr Kaka are you
there?............................"
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