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Title: Evans Again
Post by: Family at War on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 10:14:03
"We are five points off the self-acclaimed untouchable leaders with a game in hand and four points off second place with three matches in hand so we are most certainly in the fight for promotion.

On the Crawley sight this morning. This bloke really is a sly and despicable individual.


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Ardiles on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 10:20:41
Steady.  We're almost becoming as obsessed on here with Evans as the yellow people are with Di Canio.  It's not healthy.  Just ignore it.


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: nevillew on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 10:22:14
Well said Ardiles.


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: ghanimah on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 10:25:44
Steady.  We're almost becoming as obsessed on here with Evans as the yellow people are with Di Canio.  It's not healthy.  Just ignore it.

We won't be properly human if we couldn't indulge in a bit of gloating now and then  :D


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 10:28:12
I very nearly wrote the same thing this morning. Our obsession with this individual is getting a bit embarrassing! We are making a big fuss about an average manager at a tin pot club! Move on


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Phil_S on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 10:31:30
He is right, they are still in the mix, & could even make second place


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 10:40:45
Meh.


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Gnasher on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 10:43:48
He's still bitter. I really think we got to him that night.


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: TheMajorSTFC on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 10:55:57
Fat Cunt! (sorry someone had to say it  :D)


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: fittons_coaching_badge on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 11:25:15
He's rattled big time ......

Tubb and Barnett both gone to balance the books.  Will McFadzean follow?  A big game on Monday night against Shrewsbury ......... This is a piss poor attempt at some Sir Alex Ferguson style sledging just the fella doing it is a bit of a joke!

The man is pissing himself!

They will lose on Monday night and will then have to make do with a play off spot at best ..... Take that you fat cunt!


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Batch on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 11:41:31
"We are five points off the self-acclaimed untouchable leaders

Could be 8 points come Monday and Shrewsbury are pretty handy at home .

Personally I think he is trying to big up Crawley to their fans so that he doesn't end up with his decimated team playing nearly literally in front of one man and his dog.


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 11:55:54
Actually quite looking forward to watching that game on Monday night


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Trashbat? on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 12:04:55
Interesting to see that on Boxing Day they were top of the league with a 9 point gap between us and them


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Gerinthere on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 12:48:06

They will lose on Monday night and will then have to make do with a play off spot at best ..... Take that you fat cunt!

Pox vs Crawley in the playoff final. The only year the FA decide that neither should be promoted to league one because they are both shit.


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Notts red on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 13:30:57
He's still bitter. I really think we got to him that night.
As long as Evans keeps bringing up our name he will be talked about on here. He has probably never experienced so many fans at one game showing such dislike of him as the other night and I agree our players but mainly the fans made it like a night from hell for him which he totally brought upon himself. At least with Paolo you could say people either love him or hate him, Everyone just hates Evans.


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 13:33:47
Getting a crowd of 2,000 last night tells me everything I need to know about Crawley.


Tinpot minnows who are punching way above their weight.


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 15:54:18
Perhaps Posh Red will pen another letter to the FA.

He does have half a point PDC's been pretty clear about how we're going to win the league, they'll be some egg on faces if we don't do it (I should clarify I think we'll piss it by April).


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Family at War on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 16:06:55
Still not right because when he slags our club off he is slagging us off as well!


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Trashbat? on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 16:17:52
We did our talking on the pitch


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: jimmy_onions on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 16:26:14
Getting a crowd of 2,000 last night tells me everything I need to know about Crawley.


Tinpot minnows who are punching way above their weight.

When the bubble bursts and the money runs out, mark my words, Crawley will dissapear down quicker than a lead balloon...


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 16:59:11
Getting a crowd of 2,000 last night tells me everything I need to know about Crawley.

Don't close your mind Ralphy....

Gideon Mantell, in the early 19th century uncovered the fossil bones of a creature in the Wealden rocks of what is now modern Crawley...and called it Iguanadon, one of the first dinosaurs to be discovered

[url width=900 height=628]http://dinocasts.com/images/products/exhibits/Iguanodon-Gruppe_KL.jpg[/url]

More than a passing resemblance to Steve Evans...


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: adje on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 17:03:05
Bit too lean Reg in appearance but spot on in mentality.


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Saxondale on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 17:47:45
Even has his 2 mates running around the technical area with him!  Nice.


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Forza_Swindon on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 18:00:01
Pox vs Crawley in the playoff final. The only year the FA decide that neither should be promoted to league one because they are both shit.

*sigh* if ONLY that could happen.


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 18:32:49
Here's Evans ....

[url width=600 height=398]http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_jabba_large.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Batch on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 20:03:46
I give you the mildly amusing Steve Evans phrasebook

http://www.impstalk.co.uk/20042005/features/phrasebook.htm


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Langers on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 20:18:50
I give you the mildly amusing Steve Evans phrasebook

http://www.impstalk.co.uk/20042005/features/phrasebook.htm


That website is really quite funny. I like the away fans guide to Boston: http://www.impstalk.co.uk/rough_guides/boston.htm


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 23, 2012, 21:09:44
Superb stuff on there. Liked the guide to Boston, well the Skeggie bi tin particular

'If your ideal night out is lying unconscious, face-down in a pool of rancid Barcadi Breezer-saturated vomit in the middle of a preposterously dreadful nightclub playing Bonkers Vol 1 thru 52 at 3.30am, surrounded by violent bigots fighting 300-pound bouncers, you will be delighted to learn that Skegness is a mere 45 minutes up the road.

Skegness is a popular destination for Bostonians who feel the curious need to marry their liver-melting alcohol consumption with a revolting combination of tacky, run-down mudflat resort and parochial Lincolnshire market town.

Put simply, no-one should ever go to Skegness. Not even the train from Boston wants to go there, the track forging stubbornly north until steering eastwards, sharply and reluctantly, at the last possible moment.
   
Skegness is perhaps best summed up by its pier, a pitiful structure mortally wounded in a storm years ago and yet never repaired. It barely reaches the beach, let alone the sea, poking half-heartedly from land with an almost apologetic shrugging-of-the-shoulders; a shameless statement of hopeless underachievement. That's Skeggy.'


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, February 24, 2012, 06:18:35
Paolo has a real dig at Evans in todays Adver....

“I am not rough, I am not an uneducated person and I am not bad to watch in my opinion. How can I be similar to this guy?"


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: Red Frog on Friday, February 24, 2012, 08:30:26
Superb stuff on there. Liked the guide to Boston, well the Skeggie bi tin particular

'If your ideal night out is lying unconscious, face-down in a pool of rancid Barcadi Breezer-saturated vomit in the middle of a preposterously dreadful nightclub playing Bonkers Vol 1 thru 52 at 3.30am, surrounded by violent bigots fighting 300-pound bouncers, you will be delighted to learn that Skegness is a mere 45 minutes up the road.

Skegness is a popular destination for Bostonians who feel the curious need to marry their liver-melting alcohol consumption with a revolting combination of tacky, run-down mudflat resort and parochial Lincolnshire market town.

Put simply, no-one should ever go to Skegness. Not even the train from Boston wants to go there, the track forging stubbornly north until steering eastwards, sharply and reluctantly, at the last possible moment.
   
Skegness is perhaps best summed up by its pier, a pitiful structure mortally wounded in a storm years ago and yet never repaired. It barely reaches the beach, let alone the sea, poking half-heartedly from land with an almost apologetic shrugging-of-the-shoulders; a shameless statement of hopeless underachievement. That's Skeggy.'

Bloody hell that's good. I want this bloke's first novel.


Title: Re: Evans Again
Post by: THE FLASH on Friday, February 24, 2012, 08:34:11
He's still bitter. I really think we got to him that night.

We got under his skin....the taunting at both games was relentless!