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Am I the only person around here that thinks at least 90% of the 80% bollocks on this forum isnt the sort of bollocks I want to be reading.

Your starting to fuck me off.

That is all.

Tart, what's up with you this evening?

I've just had some good news!

I've gone from being in the bottom sector of gents legible for credit in this country  to being in the highest group in the UK thanks to sheer perseverance in wiping late re-payments off and a mate who works in a bank.

Companies will now offer me 15k loans at the drop of the hat, credit card companies suck me off for supper and I’m 12 months or so from doing a Lord Lucan.

:D

I now im right. :x

I could go out tomorrow and spend 30 thousand on credit cards and they couldnt touch my house(its unsecured isnt it?)

The class from the bollocks talk has gone,maybe so much as a year ago.I think it would be better to turn it into 80% cunts!

 Next Tuesday is the 1st birthday of TEF.....an occasion which needs some recognition. Thoughts?

the vintage days have passed

Pay Onion Jimbo to go back into full time education.

Its the only way :o

i'm in full time education, aren't i good enough?

no

grrrrr

i can't help being unfunny

All you do is smoke and moan :x

actually thats all i do :D

   Probably the best way to mark the first birthday then will be to close the site down on the 7th.

 Go out at the top.

you're right though yeovil. and i actually do partly blame ralphy.

oh and kinky tom.
the main things that ruined this here forum are:

- people meeting each other
- people being gay
- people liking dave
- banning mickey

you should grow a beard yeovil, it'd suit your smoking and moaning image.

i don't moan, i just sort of whinge a bit.

did i mention fatbury...he's odd

what's tom done wrong?

what's he done right?

he was the only reason the schoolchildren up in the arkells were entertained on saturday, does that count?

i suppose it's my fault everyone started meeting. sorry about all that.

Kinky Tom is one of the best off here and thats a fact.

Daves alright as well ,he takes the piss and can take the same back.

The gay thing is right though,no one wants to say it like it is.If someone acts a cunt then rip them .Its what I do in real life no matter how good a mate it is.Act a prick = get the piss taken.Its the way of the world.Is this a footie forum a gay boy back slapping love in?

Oh and Id let Mickey in as well

 I liked it when KT went over to the Ipswich site and "pulled" a tractor girl, unfortunately she left in a huff as Mex called her a cunt, well it may not have been her specifically but just about everybody else.

 
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

i'm the one who usually bans mickey. mainly because it saves the hassle of everyone going "is it mickey?" "no it's not" and then arguing over whether he should be banned or not.

if people want him back, then so be it. same goes for j1mmy and gary.

the forum was better when nobody knew each other, everyone thought i was a depressed goth, we all believed dex was black, mex said cunt a lot and so on and so forth. once we all met each other it ruined the mental images and whatnot.

however, i know have people to go to football with and someone to drive me to away games, so i can't complain.

Can I also add if you have personal problems--

Keep them to your fucking self I dont give a fuck dont post them on an internet football forum

unless you want the piss taken. 8)

unless you're Walrus - just for the comedic value :D

  The Ask Yeovil, agony forum wont be set up any time soon then?

yeovil red is my hero...

actually one of my favourite moments was when dave told ralphy that he shags minors  :D  ralphy wept

you cant pin the blame on me, im sorry but if some cunt from another team comes on here and starts blabbing off they can fuck right off.
i was perfectly within my rights to call her a cunt, she supports ipswich for fuck sake.

oh and another thing toms fuckin sound. you looking for trouble?

I agree with 20% of your statement Yeovil, but the rest was bollocks.

Yeah I said similar last week, basically there isn't enough proper funny bollocks any more for some reason.



Got to agree with banning Mickey, the forum is much more entertaining when he's here. I know he's a cunt but it's fucking funny, his brief reappearance as glenn hoddle was the one thing on here that's had me absolutely pissing myself laughing recently and I know I wasn't the only one.

Also kind of agree with meeting people does seem to have contributed to people being gay, like not wanting to offend each other. Dunno why. Me and my mates always take the piss out of each other. It's only a laugh.

This is one of the reasons I haven't really met anyone off here, although I have seen a few people off here about. I think it might ruin it for me.


Yeah I can't really blame you for banning Mickey but if it was up to me I wouldn't. I think maybe you should bring him back to mark the 1st birthday of the forum, I think that would be fitting. Then whether you ban him again is up to you.



That topic was quality, one of your finest moments. http://thetownend.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4285 :grin:

The reason i met any of you was actually down to Mr Yeovil Red.

I wasn't going to but he told me to come in the Merlin.

it is probably all my fault it usually is

no its usually Ralphy's! its your fault Ralf mate  :D

that thing about robbie williams being a mash potato peado was well funny!  :D

too many people took it seriously though

 What are you talking about!? I loving reading about cars, the way they get you from A to B is amazing.I could read about fitness regimes all day long...and as for peoples personal problems...well hallefuckinglujah!

 If it gets dull around here I've always got Readers sheds to fall back on

http://www.readersheds.co.uk/readersheds/shedtalk/index.php?s=b824f379e6d3637088a3af404765894f&act=idx

You introduced me to someone from here in the CGH before the city game dex, but I can't remember who they were because I was slightly worse for wear.  :D  I've only met you once or twice, I've never met anyone else.

I've never meat any of you lot, mostly because you're a set of cunts.  :D

Interestingly, as I've not met anyone its like I'm one of the few people on here who'll still take the piss or give someone shit for talking more than the regualtion 80% bollocks. I'm such a renegade. 8)

I second the motion that Onion jimbo shuld go back into full time education. he creases me up

I have never met anyone and I wanna keep it that way! There aint nothing wrong with some bollocks but I think Yeovil is right we need more football talk in here! The end of the day STFC is how we are all linked so why dont we talk about it more! :beers:

Of all the forummer I only know is Onion Jimbo and have done for many years, his spell in full time education in Bournemouth provided many tales of mirth and merriment, and I beleive he should return to it, if only to get out of the telecoms industry.

dex loves it really, hes being a cunt recently. This forum has gone a bit down hill recently tho.

Walrus is the new Onion Jimbo though.

His tales of being drunk are always funny. Don't know if they are true but he'd still be pretty fucked up even if he makes the whole lot up.

For the 1st birthday everyone should have to re-register with new names and avatars so that it can all be started again, and everyone pretend they don't know each other so some proper piss taking and name calling can happen, cunts!

The problem with talking about Swindon at the moment is that its just a bit too depressing  :cry:

That is so true

For the 1st birthday there ahould be an election of fresh admin and mods.

   US president style....one year in the job only.....then tired old fookers like Yeovil and Sonic can be replaced.

   Whits gets to stay on as he's ace and hasn't had a year yet.

   It can be done by poll.....candidates need to be willing, so can offer their services informally and then be proposed and seconded in the usual fashion.

if nobody wants to meet people/listen to people talk bolloxs then they don't have to.

it's an internet forum at the end of the day so if people don't like it they don't have to log on do they.

 :D Great idea.

Though anyone who puts there name forward to be a mod is probably going to be a bit of a cunt.I think it would be better to force people into it.

you should never force yourself on people yeovil

ash doesnt like me because i reminded him that he stitched us up for rotheram
and dont get me started on brentford  :wink:  (thanks for the lift)
i preferred the first time i met stfcfan, was the hatrick of all hatricks  :beers:

I miss the football!

Must admit I'm more of an 80% football 25% bollocks man myself.  

All this chat of gyms, omelettes and sheds is all well and good but there's not nearly enough football on here anymore.  

Not that there's a great deal Swindon related  material about, but for a decent debate now that King's gone there's only Ben and his mate Dwight Yorke to really debate with!

I think the problem is it's all become a bit of a closed circle on here.  We don't get any opposition fans to badger or even the likes of Supersonic, Gerry, Lifetime Red, Dilly and Columbo who love them or detest them certainly add genuine spice to the forum.  

As for Mickey he eventually just fucks off valued posters and it's akin to being on you've been framed but having had Beadle tell you it's all a stunt before it even starts.  Besides that I find material is older than a Les Dennis stand-up routine and it’s only the odd outraged response that provides any sort of mirth.

Where have all the twats gone that’s what I want to know?

Fuck off you cunt!!  :wink:  :x

 That's not a very nice thing to call Dazzza.

I'm still here  :soapy tit wank:

It was to Dex, and he knows it!  :twisted:

Yes, but all the same it's true after my behaviour of late.

We need a mad racist who doesnt give a fuck.

Your right Mickey has become a bit stale,when everything you do is about shocking people and getting reaction its no longer shocking or reaction worthy.

What makes me laugh is how personally people have taken my comments :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I think I might become the forum pantomine villian for a bit 8)

booooooooooooooooooooo

hes behind you!

:piemonte:

Walrus's stories can be quite entertaining but a couple of years ago before I'd bothered registering, onion jimbo, mickey hazard was god, yeovil red and various others like Barry were the only reason I really started reading the forum. Paying onion to quit his job is the only way.

I'll have to look up some old Onion' threads then.

Nostelga, it's not like the old days.

bring back angry spacey

if anyone has suggestions to improve the forum, do share them.

p.s. i'll be taking donations for the onion jimbo fund later on this week

Fucking well said Magic.

It seems latelly whatever i say someone has a problem with.

Fuck off Ralphy, keep your opinions to yourself

Irony, great.  :)

fankyoo - i am bored at work and someone had to do it  :wink:

This thread is just complete bollocks!  :|

This thread has made me consider forum retirement though.

Just fed up with everything latelly.

As much as that Columbo was a cunt, at least he made for some entertaining arguments.

The little bed-wetter Walrus used to go at it alot as well, now he's either grown up a bit or tows the line for an easy life.  I might disagree with people's opinions but I'd rather they expressed them if that's what they truly think.

There is nothing wrong with gays on the forum. what is sad is some of the gays are afraid to come out. Im still waiting for the pink forum to be opened.

It was good on thisis where the gays could be far more open like here

http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/Forum_New/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=12229

good times. :kisskiss:

I'd say the same as that.  Remember Dazzza alot too, always him and Jimbo it seemed.

FWIW, I think you're all weird, billy no mate cunts who should get a life rather than being glued to a fucking computer screen.

"I iz eard on the radio about suicide bummers blowing people off on the middle east side."

barry will save us!

I remember the early OJ pre-popular days on the official forum.  Dex may remember but he was abused for fun.

He started on the Adver roughly about the same time as myself and Supersonic (where's he gone?) and got abused left ,right and centre until the Ed had to give him his own non-footy bit to live him.

supersonic was a legend, good man.

well i knew tom anyway from town end days, and yeovil....if i didn't meet you i would have never got the dance.  :soapy tit wank:

I used to get bullied so much. Just like in real life :(

I'm an easy target because I'm so handsome.


Even though I work I could post a lot more. I still sit here wondering what to do with my life.  I just dont have anything interesting to say. I'll be quitting my job in August to go travelling with a well known gaylord so that might open up some interesting stories.

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cheerio, cheerio, cheerio

fuck off black bastard

Sorry I haven't been on to post lately, there was a blackout on our street and we all had to stay indoors until somebody shot the bastard.

The Old ones are the best!  :soapy tit wank:

 I'd agree with that.....

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Wrong on so many levels.  :wink:

I have only met most people briefly so no problems for me!!!

mental

Mental is a quality word!

 Yep....like mental arithmetic.

What a strange thread!

a: Hope I've not pissed you off with any of my posts Yeovil
b: I don't tend to post anything about my private life anymore
c: I'm bi-sexual, not gay. Just fucking deal with it.

Lots of love x

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Jimbo, you're travelling with the aforementioned gaylord is bound to be entertaining, the same gaylord that once had the crocodile off his lacoste jumper ripped off on a night out, and has been declared dead after a night out.

hahahahahaha you know it!!!

Ha ha i remember that story!

Wheah my girlfriend's being a cunt, I'm listening to the Backstreet Boys album and I've got a me to you bear on my lap, sat in my girlfriend's room in my boxers wrapped up in a pink and purple duvet.  Gay enough for you?   :D

I wish I was joking.

This forum rules, Yeovil's having a mid-life crisis.  I don't think Dave is doing his bit for contraversy, and maybe I should be a lot more racist at times?!  Or drink more regularly and have more stories?!

I like the meterosexuality of the forum - moving with the times!!

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