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« Reply #75 on: Sunday, May 31, 2009, 22:05:34 »

Maurice Malpas wanted to quit after only 4 weeks into the 08/09 season but Fitton held him at gunpoint and made him stay.
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« Reply #76 on: Monday, June 1, 2009, 07:04:53 »

a nurse at the sussex renal unit asked me today if i had heard that gok wan had been done for shoplifting. Smiley
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« Reply #77 on: Monday, June 1, 2009, 07:28:36 »

Despite many valiant attempts, Martine McCutcheon has never learnt how to swim.

I posted this on her wiki site a few years ago, it stayed six months, but when I added 'Gavin Peacock is a avid collector of cookoo clocks it was taken down over night and I received a stern e mail, telling me I'd committed cyber vandalism. True story.
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« Reply #78 on: Monday, June 1, 2009, 07:29:48 »

haha, thats ace.
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« Reply #79 on: Monday, June 1, 2009, 09:26:34 »

Swindon target David Lucas is Matt Lucas identical twin.
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« Reply #80 on: Monday, June 1, 2009, 15:11:23 »

The Gok Wan rumour is now being spread around Openwork and Zurich. Apparently some of the older ladies are distraught!
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« Reply #81 on: Monday, June 1, 2009, 15:15:09 »

My friend met Gok Wan on Saturday at the opening of that new shopping outlet at Gloucester Quays - she said he is much fatter in real life than he looks on TV! 
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« Reply #82 on: Monday, June 1, 2009, 15:25:11 »

That's because he had loads of stolen goods under his clothing.
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« Reply #83 on: Monday, June 1, 2009, 15:28:58 »

Thats what I told her!! she said she could never trust those podgy looking gays!
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« Reply #84 on: Monday, June 1, 2009, 15:41:42 »

HAHA, spread my pretties. We are going to ruin Gok's life and I, for one, am delighted.
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« Reply #85 on: Monday, June 1, 2009, 20:06:23 »

HAHA, spread my pretties. We are going to ruin Gok's life and I, for one, am delighted.

Already working on this on FB!
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« Reply #86 on: Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 08:39:34 »

We should spread it onto one one of his fan groups on facebook...
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« Reply #87 on: Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 08:48:18 »

I can see a massive lawsuit coming......
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« Reply #88 on: Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 08:48:52 »

The case of Gok Wan vs the Town End Forum.

We'll be closed down.
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« Reply #89 on: Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 08:56:15 »

I think you've forgotten that Gary Stanley's uncle is one of the worlds top lawyers. Gok Wan wouldn't stand a chance.
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