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Title: clinical trials
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 19:58:28
Would you?

I dont know how often they go on but they must be a fairly regular thing.If I was paid £3000 for a weeks trialing Id give it a go despite those chaps nearly dieing.


Title: clinical trials
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 20:13:43
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4807042.stm


Title: clinical trials
Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 20:15:59
I looked into it, but you have to travel to Leeds for it. And hearing that has put me right off tbh


Title: clinical trials
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 20:17:15
£150 a day is a bit wank especially if you pay tax on it.


Title: clinical trials
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 22:13:35
I wouldn't mind being one of the ones who just had a placebo. £150 a day for nothing.


Title: clinical trials
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 22:56:49
I'd need to be paid more than that to listen that shite.


Title: clinical trials
Post by: Spud on Thursday, March 16, 2006, 05:48:16
And the say that Firemen put their lives on the line?  :-))(


Title: clinical trials
Post by: Bedford Red on Thursday, March 16, 2006, 20:39:31
I've thought about that before, but after what happened to them I wouldn't do that for any money now.

A girl at work told me today that when she was at Uni a lot of students used to do that stuff. The biggest price was 10k for having your big toe amputated and then sown back on, with the risk that it might not be the same ever again.


Title: clinical trials
Post by: yeo on Thursday, March 16, 2006, 20:45:59
Quote from: "Bedford Red"
I've thought about that before, but after what happened to them I wouldn't do that for any money now.

A girl at work told me today that when she was at Uni a lot of students used to do that stuff. The biggest price was 10k for having your big toe amputated and then sown back on, with the risk that it might not be the same ever again.



Id do that for 10k

id probably do it for 3k

whats the worse thing that can happen?


Title: clinical trials
Post by: lumpimynci on Thursday, March 16, 2006, 20:46:39
I've volunteered Ironside to test a new melanin enhancement drug, a new lip enhancement procedure, and a fantastic new afro-permanent wave formula.

I'm sure he'll be totally comfortable with the new look.


Title: clinical trials
Post by: Bedford Red on Thursday, March 16, 2006, 20:47:45
I suppose you would just have no feeling in your big toe; so not as bad as it sounds really.

Just don't fancy it, I'm a scardy-cat when it comes to anything medical.


Title: clinical trials
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, March 16, 2006, 20:49:19
10k?

I'd have both big toes lopped off for that!

Lopsided walking is in next season.


Title: clinical trials
Post by: SwindonTownFC on Thursday, March 16, 2006, 20:49:48
any1 hear on newbeat on radio1 today, they were talking about the blokes who are nearly dead and they recieved an e-mail sayin 'i never knew these experiments paid so well, i might start'  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: clinical trials
Post by: lumpimynci on Thursday, March 16, 2006, 20:52:43
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I'd have both big toes lopped off for that!

Lopsided walking is in next season.



Surely you wouldn't be lopsided then? Assuming your big toes are equally distributed across both your feet? Which I hope they are...........otherwise I'd be prepared to pay £10g's to have one lopped off if I were you


Title: clinical trials
Post by: Spud on Thursday, March 16, 2006, 20:54:38
Read the full horror story in the paper today, one of the blokes skin turned Purple, his neck was wider than his face which was puffed up and his nose was squashed flat across his face.  :?


Title: clinical trials
Post by: SwindonTownFC on Thursday, March 16, 2006, 20:57:34
his head is 3times it normal size  :?


Title: clinical trials
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, March 16, 2006, 21:05:29
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I'd have both big toes lopped off for that!

Lopsided walking is in next season.



Surely you wouldn't be lopsided then? Assuming your big toes are equally distributed across both your feet? Which I hope they are...........otherwise I'd be prepared to pay £10g's to have one lopped off if I were you


My little toe is a bigg'un, that's what makes me lopsided :D