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Thou shalt not question the ITKs.

Thou shalt not stray off topic in the Transfer Rumours thread.

Thou shalt not spout less than 80% bollocks

Thou shalt not post a link from the BBC site  ::)

Thou shall not spout rumours without revealing the scource

Can’t do this one.

😂😂

Thou shalt not besmirch Stefani Miglioranzi

Thou shalt not ask where the Adver is available around the ground, for thy will not like the answer.

Thou shalt not be successful without an experienced right-back.

Commandments are made to be broken.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours Oxford

Waiting for the ITK's to break them😀

Honour thy Manager and Captain

Thou shalt not be a woman.  ::)

Remember the match day and keep it Holy.

Thou shall not bear false witness that a trip to Grimsby on a cold wet February Tuesday was "wotth it" and the "best 0-0 ever"

Thou shalt not delete thine account after a hissy fit

Though shalt not ask if Julie has an iFollow account

Thou shalt not commit Audultery*




*Loudly proclaiming you'll do something ridiculous in the event that, something which then immediately becomes inevitable, happens.

Superb.

Thou shalt cunt all newcomers.

Though shalt bring down the mood

Though shall not profess love to the wrong cheese (or bacon)

Quite right.

Thou shalt not miss the opportunity to start a pun thread

Thos shalt not take the name of Reg in vain.

Remember the Matchday thread, and keep it wholly ....

Thou shalt remember its Paolo...

Thou shalt not read back before posting in the matchday thread

Thou shalt wait patiently for signings and thence write them off after one game. Yay verily shalt thou changest thy mind on a whim and chastise all who doth praise or covet such false craven idols.

Thou not criticise certain players as they are holy and unable to be criticised

Thou shalt not steal - unless it is three away points.

That shalt not applaud shithousery unless it is our shithousery.

Thou shalt not type soapy tit wank

Haha!

Thou shalt not post on a thread about NFL or motorsports, to tell everyone you're not interested.

Thou shalt not give the forum the benefit of your experience

Thou shall be grateful at all times that we still have a club....

 :girlgiggle:

Thou shalt not be too sensitive

Thos shalt not criticise Iandolo.

I can't decide between a  :smugfu: or a  :girlgiggle:

Thou shalt not questions any corrections form the grammar police.



Thou shalt not post on the forum at dissertation style length, will always respect to recognise the limitations of concentration and attention span available on the TEF

 :pint:

I mean that is just fishing.

Thou shalt not fish (or phish)

Thou shalt not change thine forum avatar too regularly, for it confuseth thine fellows

Thou shalt not announce that you are deleting your account

Thou shalt not fall in love with loan players, polishing someone else’s turds

Thou should not listen to ITK rumours, they're seldom right never tell us how they know then go silent when they don't get it right.

Some iTK’s get it right ;)

You're in the 1% ITK gang😀

Which kind? The old kind? Or the new kind? The ones with beards and cocks

 :clap: :eek: