Jimmy HaveHave
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« on: Sunday, September 27, 2020, 11:03:08 » |
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Many years back I met a girl for a first date who was attractive, lovely figure & personality but as we were in close conversation I noticed that she had lots of long hairs growing out of her chin which completely put me off and never saw her again
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JBZ
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, September 27, 2020, 11:38:31 » |
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Not sure if this occurred to you at the time, but your companion may have been a man.
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Jimmy HaveHave
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, September 27, 2020, 11:47:29 » |
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Not sure if this occurred to you at the time, but your companion may have been a man.
That did cross my mind but she was very slender & petit so probably not!
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, September 27, 2020, 21:00:08 » |
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Many years back I met a girl for a first date who was attractive, lovely figure & personality but as we were in close conversation I noticed that she had lots of long hairs growing out of her chin which completely put me off and never saw her again She binned you?
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Jimmy HaveHave
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, September 27, 2020, 21:16:10 » |
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She binned you?
No I couldn't face seeing her again so never got in touch
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, September 27, 2020, 21:39:07 » |
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Gillette her go?
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Jimmy HaveHave
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, September 27, 2020, 21:58:03 » |
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Gillette her go?
Clever
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, September 27, 2020, 22:22:55 » |
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Gillette her go?
Is that really the best we get?
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, September 28, 2020, 04:15:23 » |
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I went on a date once with a girl I used to fancy the fuck out of. She was so far out of my league. Went ok, ended up back to hers and got absolutely shit faced (she didn’t).
At some point during the evening I managed to piss all over her bathroom floor (don’t ask me how, I don’t know) then used ALL her toilet roll to clean it up and then blocked the toilet with it.
I’m still not entirely sure how it played out as I stayed the night (nothing happened, I was too awkward back then) and don’t recall how we both used the toilet after that point (presume it freed itself up).
I didn’t get a second date and ddn’t even remember the pissing incident until some time later like a horrible flash back.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, September 28, 2020, 08:44:49 » |
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I went on a date once with a girl I used to fancy the fuck out of. She was so far out of my league. Went ok, ended up back to hers and got absolutely shit faced (she didn’t).
At some point during the evening I managed to piss all over her bathroom floor (don’t ask me how, I don’t know) then used ALL her toilet roll to clean it up and then blocked the toilet with it.
I’m still not entirely sure how it played out as I stayed the night (nothing happened, I was too awkward back then) and don’t recall how we both used the toilet after that point (presume it freed itself up).
I didn’t get a second date and ddn’t even remember the pissing incident until some time later like a horrible flash back.
The flashback can certainly be gratuitously cruel. Your hilarious tale reminded me of the following clip: Peter Sellers, out of his league, loo paper everywhere but certainly more socially sensitive than you would have been....
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Jimmy HaveHave
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, September 28, 2020, 08:51:28 » |
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The flashback can certainly be gratuitously cruel. Your hilarious tale reminded me of the following clip: Peter Sellers, out of his league, loo paper everywhere but certainly more socially sensitive than you would have been....
Fantastic clip😁 He certainly got himself in a pickle!
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, September 28, 2020, 11:58:08 » |
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Why is the "Why is the disastrous first dates thread locked" locked..
Bloody admins letting the power go to their heads again.. Ban em I say..
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, September 28, 2020, 12:47:09 » |
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I went on a date once with a girl I used to fancy the fuck out of. She was so far out of my league. Went ok, ended up back to hers and got absolutely shit faced (she didn’t).
At some point during the evening I managed to piss all over her bathroom floor (don’t ask me how, I don’t know) then used ALL her toilet roll to clean it up and then blocked the toilet with it.
I’m still not entirely sure how it played out as I stayed the night (nothing happened, I was too awkward back then) and don’t recall how we both used the toilet after that point (presume it freed itself up).
I didn’t get a second date and ddn’t even remember the pissing incident until some time later like a horrible flash back.
This comes to mind... https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296
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