Joke

[magicroundabout]

All be it an ironic one!!


A man goes into a shop

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>  Customer:       Worcester sauce crisps please
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>  Shopkeeper:    Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
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>  Customer:       Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
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>  Shopkeeper:    Ah that's the same, Cancer scare
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>  Customer:       Hamburger Relish?
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>  Shopkeeper:  Cancer scare
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>Customer:       Sausage and Mash?
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>  Shopkeeper:    Cancer scare
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>  Customer:   Cottage Pie?
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>  Shopkeeper:    Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
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>  Customer:  So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?
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>  Shopkeeper:  Yes
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>  Customer:   (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.
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>  Shopkeeper:    Certainly.  £4.50 please.
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>  Customer:   Thanks

[Amir]

[Onion_Jimbo]

not as good as my joke but still was nice like a koala

[sonicyouth]

supoib