a joke

[Onion_Jimbo]

A man walks into a bar with an orange as his head... He goes to the bar-man and the first thing he is asked is why he has an orange for his head?

 'Well',the man says,

'I came across a genie and he granted me three wishes'.

 'What did you wish for?', asked the bar-man.

'Well, you see that mansion down the road? Thats mine.

 See that McLaren f1 outside? Thats mine too.'

'yeah',says the bar-man, 'but what about the orange?'

'I always wanted an orange for my head'

[Whits]

i don;t get it  :evil:

[Onion_Jimbo]

jokes are funny :beers

[Whits]

soapy tit wank

[Dazzza]

:beers

James that was bad the first time around 18 month back!

[Onion_Jimbo]

ahahahaha its better now. I was just reading through the other forum. I sure did used to post a lot. I miss those days.

[Piemonte]

comic book guy says:

"worst joke everrrrrr"

[Onion_Jimbo]

excellent I just found my old website thanks to the old forum

http://www.geocities.com/jimbo_hendrix1983/Jimbosgreatpage.html

[Dazzza]

Bloody hell it's still busy you have run out of bandwidth

[Simon Pieman]

Another joke:

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her The Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you The People.
The nanny, we will consider her The Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him The Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now,"
The father says, "Great son! Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The Prime Minister is screwing The Working Class while The Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and The Future is in deep shit."

[Onion_Jimbo]

geocities gives you 10 hits an hour or something