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I'm a miserable, non-forgiving fucker so my hopes are:

Bornmuff get fucking stuffed every week. In fact, the entire PL can fuck off

Ditto the 82ers, Watford.

Hang 'em high, but I do have grudging respect for Franchise - the team, not the club.

With the northern bias in L1 I hope no shagger north of Walsall gets in the top 6

Not worth mentioning the fucking basement shitkickers

Don't care about anyone else, just hope we get 120 points, and I get to at least 15 games.

Is it even possible fot the top 6 to be made up of clubs not morth of Walsall?

Swindon, Southend, Wall, Gillingham - fucking struggling now

I suppose Walsall isn't north of Walsall

hope we don't get to Wembley :suicide:

Coventry, Peterborough, Colchester

Coventry as south as Walsall? Cant be that much in it???

Coventry Is about 15 miles south of walsall

They're in then

Bournemouth to be relegated with the lowest points total ever.
Gillingham to be demoted to the conference, due to their chairmen being a racist cunt.
Liverpool to start the season really well, only to implode halfway through and finish 8th.
Kasim to sell oxfords ground, with them have to play out the season at Witney Town.
Steve Lansdown to realise Bristol City are never going to be in the premiership, causing him to become disillusioned and selling the club for a quid to Jed Mcrory.

Muff would have to go some to get under Derby's 11 points.

But, here's hoping

Not much in it then!

Lose every game.

Just putting it out there!

Just most of Birmingham in the way.

I've done a bit of reading on the gills thing, I reckon they got tucked up by a useless footballer who knew he'd never get another quid in the game.

Arsenal to win the EPL. Deserve it after staying true to a model that makes them more than a profitable/self sustainable club.

Fuck arsenal

stuck to a model? they've just started spending big now fans realise Wenger had been living off one good team for a decade, while they pay the most for their season tickets.

looking a lot better for it now, admittedly.

Still spend less than they have made/sold other players for. A good model for any club in this country.

Its meant to be our hopes not any old bunch of bastards. Don't give a shit about any team other than us.

Oxford to have a financial/footballing crisis and crash into the Conference, where they belong.

Steve Cotterill's head to explode when his City team plays and loses against us in cup.

Reading to get relegated, Sheff Weds and Derby to go up.

EPL? Don't care as long as Chelski or Manure don't win. (Liverpool can offer us a lot more if Brendan Stays).

All hopeful thinking, of course.

Millwall *spits*

Bournemouth's "fairytale" to end with an embarrassing season, Bristol City to fail in Championship miserably with Cotterill having a complete meltdown live on TV.

I can just see Cotterill going mad live on television. Blaming everything from the pitches to underinflated balls to the birds to leylines being disrupted to the heavens not being sufficiently aligned in the correct zodiac, before trying to gnaw on the cameraman's arm and being wrestled to the ground by security.

Good start to both of these  :D