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« Reply #27135 on: Friday, December 29, 2017, 18:19:44 » |
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Went out with Mrs Audrey on Xmas Eve for a few bevvies. During the course of the evening I agreed, jokingly, to go to ballroom dancing lessons with her in the New Year.
She’s only gone and paid £55 each for a course starting next week.
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« Reply #27136 on: Friday, December 29, 2017, 18:43:38 » |
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Went out with Mrs Audrey on Xmas Eve for a few bevvies. During the course of the evening I agreed, jokingly, to go to ballroom dancing lessons with her in the New Year.
She’s only gone and paid £55 each for a course starting next week.
Ffs
When I was at school... well in the 6th form, ballroom dancing lessons were part of the curriculum, outside of A levels. It was considered important that a young chap, should understand the etiquette of how to conduct himself in polite society, with the opposite gender. A very long time ago now mind, and society unbeknown to me at the time, was about to take a 60's seismic shift. However I do believe that terpsichorean activity is popular on the TV nowadays, along with cake making. |
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« Reply #27137 on: Friday, December 29, 2017, 19:49:27 » |
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The fact that I am feeling a bit tipsy . . after a few cans of Fosters :gay:
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« Reply #27138 on: Friday, December 29, 2017, 19:53:32 » |
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The fact that I am feeling a bit tipsy . . after a few cans of Fosters :gay:
You should be ashamed. |
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« Reply #27139 on: Friday, December 29, 2017, 20:03:10 » |
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When I was at school... well in the 6th form, ballroom dancing lessons were part of the curriculum, outside of A levels.
It was considered important that a young chap, should understand the etiquette of how to conduct himself in polite society, with the opposite gender.
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« Reply #27140 on: Friday, December 29, 2017, 20:05:31 » |
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You should be ashamed.
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« Reply #27141 on: Friday, December 29, 2017, 21:37:27 » |
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Agreed. Do people actually drink that piss?
They do if its gratis. 24 pack from a customer, obviously don't like me that much. |
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« Reply #27142 on: Saturday, December 30, 2017, 00:26:23 » |
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They do if its gratis.
24 pack from a customer, obviously don't like me that much.
Could be a recycled corporate gift? |
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« Reply #27143 on: Tuesday, January 2, 2018, 15:04:13 » |
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My wife bought fine Branston instead of chunky. I had might as well just start divorce proceedings now.
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« Reply #27144 on: Wednesday, January 3, 2018, 00:28:00 » |
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My wife bought fine Branston instead of chunky. I had might as well just start divorce proceedings now.
Skip the formalities and just call in the police. That's criminal |
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« Reply #27145 on: Wednesday, January 3, 2018, 00:37:26 » |
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Putting the bins/recycling/etc out in a force whatever the fuck it is gale, only to realise I'd been confused by Christmas and so having to get dressed again (this was some time later, I don't as a matter of habit undress after putting the bins out) to retrieve the bastard things before they wound up half way to Marlborough. I'm very much riding on the "trivial" bit here, you understand.
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« Reply #27146 on: Wednesday, January 3, 2018, 12:40:15 » |
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When a fit bird at works walks by and says "hey, how are you" to which i reply "i'm good, you?". I'm then greeted with a blank look and the realisation she's talking on the phone......
What a tit.
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« Reply #27147 on: Wednesday, January 3, 2018, 12:44:10 » |
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Even better if she'd said "Hi sweet cheeks".
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« Reply #27148 on: Wednesday, January 3, 2018, 12:47:51 » |
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What a tit.
Did she only have one? |
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« Reply #27149 on: Wednesday, January 3, 2018, 13:18:47 » |
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When a fit bird at works walks by and says "hey, how are you" to which i reply "i'm good, you?". I'm then greeted with a blank look and the realisation she's talking on the phone......
What a tit.
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