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Just been watching the One Show and Una Stubbs, got me thinking of urban myths, don't think we have discussed it on here before (as far as I know cue someone linking to an old thread!?)

Apart from the famous actor and the hamster any others of note?

Bob Holness played saxophone, on Gerry  Rafferty"s  Baker st.

 John peel playing mandolin on rod Stewart's Maggie may.

Joanna Lumley's plastic ring piece.

Forged tickets doing the rounds in Oxford pubs for the upcoming match.

 :swordfight:

Mick Jagger, Marianne Faithfull and the Mars Bar?

Debbie McGee and the alsation.

Jamie Lee Curtis is a hemoaphradite.

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Carol Smilie and the Gotcha Oscar

There are as many rumours that it was in fact Chris Evans not Carol Smillie also.

Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could autofellate.

Marc Almond/Rod Sewart/David Bowie/Elton John having an after party stomach pump to remove a gallon of ingested semen.

Attributed to Prince initially. This thread is a lawyers dream..

No need. Plenty of tickets are availalble in the home end.

Rod Stewart, you sure? Plays with the straightest bat in the world.

Yeah I thought that too but....

http://gawker.com/5955202/at-last-rod-stewart-breaks-his-silence-on-getting-his-semen-filled-stomach-pumped

Sarah Greene, the University of Hull rugby team and a pool table...

He says it's err a load of bollocks in that.

Lisa Stansfield "Ice Docking"

And one from a fairly famous friend which isn't a myth as such, as he saw it happen.....he shared a bill with Brian Conley and Shirley Bassey and walked into Brians changing room after the gig to see brian with his head between Shirley giving her "copious amounts" of oral pleasure while Shirley swigged on champagne.

Thanks for ruining that one for me.

Now I'll have the image  of that idiot stirring his Y-Front porridge,instead of lovely Carol   :(

(http://i.imgur.com/QoQPJ67.gif)

Reminds me of this thread
http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=27255.30

Aye, did this a few years back. Celebrating two, I think, James Constable goals at your ground, just after Di Canio had tried to sign him, was very very difficult without moving or making a noise. Bloke a bit to our right couldn't contain it and got chips and all sorts pelted at him. Also had to make up a Swindon postcode in the ticket office, think I quoted an industrial estate or something by accident.

My first game I stood up and cheered in the away end (in my defence, I think I was about 9, but some people still kicked off.) pretty unforgettable that.

Welcome back to the forums mr goat

it should be Mr gloat after the shit we've given Oxford for the last 19 (nineteen) years.

what goes around comes around I suppose

I would have started gloating a while ago if that was of interest to me.

To be honest I don't think anyone would give a shit if you did. It's generally accepted that we are complete guff at the moment and are likely to be for the foreseeable future......enjoy it while you can.

Danny Baker, caused the death of Bob Marley.

if you can't gloat when you get one over your historically superior near neighbours you're doing football wrong.