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« Reply #17280 on: Saturday, April 23, 2016, 18:37:00 » |
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I'm not sure what's more disturbing. The imagery of Ells licking Alan's balls, or the thought of her licking her own balls.
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« Reply #17281 on: Saturday, April 23, 2016, 19:07:10 » |
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My younger sister called round to the house earlier this afternoon with her new boyfriend. I'd kept this quiet with my boys up until now, but he's an Oxford fan. Not in the die-hard sense...but more in the brought-up-in-Oxfordshire-and-looks-out-for-their-results sense. I'd mentioned to the boys (aged 7 & 6) that his allegiances might be misplaced - while stressing that politeness was everything. Imagine my pride when, 10 mins after they arrived, my 7 year old comes downstairs with a butter-wouldn't-melt look - wearing his Parkin #9 Swindon top and asking whether anyone knew whether we were defintely safe this season. Start 'em young. They'll get it.  |
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« Reply #17282 on: Saturday, April 23, 2016, 22:00:58 » |
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A good long chat with my Nan. The only person that's always been there for me from birth, she's a fucking star.
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« Reply #17283 on: Sunday, April 24, 2016, 23:54:25 » |
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I didn't go to the Chesterfield game, so I asked my mate to send me updates. I've just noticed in the first 2 messages he inadvertently called them "Chesterflid".
I'm ashamed but it's been so long since I've heard "flid" I giggled.
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« Reply #17284 on: Monday, April 25, 2016, 06:13:14 » |
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I didn't go to the Chesterfield game, so I asked my mate to send me updates. I've just noticed in the first 2 messages he inadvertently called them "Chesterflid".
I'm ashamed but it's been so long since I've heard "flid" I giggled.
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« Reply #17285 on: Monday, April 25, 2016, 08:08:17 » |
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Anyone else get that email about "celebrity" football at the county ground?!
OK so even I watch a lot of trashy TV and I've never heard of 80% of the people??
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« Reply #17286 on: Monday, April 25, 2016, 08:23:46 » |
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Anyone else get that email about "celebrity" football at the county ground?!
OK so even I watch a lot of trashy TV and I've never heard of 80% of the people??
Glad it wasn't just me, I was reading it thinking "Who? Nope. Never heard of him. Who's that? Isn't he the one off ... no" etc. Wasn't sure whether it was me being out of touch or a gross distortion of the word "celebrity". Probably both |
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« Reply #17287 on: Monday, April 25, 2016, 08:48:36 » |
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Anyone else get that email about "celebrity" football at the county ground?!
OK so even I watch a lot of trashy TV and I've never heard of 80% of the people??
There are more "famous" people coming with us this weekend to my old mate the Wiltshire comedian Wil Hodgsons stag weekend down in Torbay. There is Wil, Phill Jupitus, Gary Delaney, John Robins, Martin Mor, Russell Howard (flying down for the Sunday evening) and Marcus Brigstocke. Should be a laugh as long as I am well enough to enjoy it. |
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« Reply #17288 on: Monday, April 25, 2016, 09:20:43 » |
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Glad it wasn't just me, I was reading it thinking "Who? Nope. Never heard of him. Who's that? Isn't he the one off ... no" etc. Wasn't sure whether it was me being out of touch or a gross distortion of the word "celebrity". Probably both
The word 'celebrity' used to mean someone who had instant recognition with most of the population. But it's now been eroded to the point of nothingness. The new definition of 'celebrity is probably 'they were on the telly once'. |
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« Reply #17289 on: Monday, April 25, 2016, 10:35:36 » |
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The word 'celebrity' used to mean someone who had instant recognition with most of the population. But it's now been eroded to the point of nothingness. The new definition of 'celebrity is probably 'they were on the telly once'.
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« Reply #17290 on: Monday, April 25, 2016, 10:38:25 » |
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Whoop on that basis I am a celebrity... not been asked to play in this game sadly....
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« Reply #17291 on: Monday, April 25, 2016, 10:38:46 » |
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Does a CCTV shot on Crimewatch count?
I asked for that didn't I..... |
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« Reply #17292 on: Monday, April 25, 2016, 12:36:00 » |
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The wonders of 21st century logistics.
Package departed Shenzen, China on Saturday afternoon and is in my hand today.
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« Reply #17293 on: Monday, April 25, 2016, 12:36:39 » |
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Re-reading the Levi Lapper meltdown thread. Classic TEF.
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« Reply #17294 on: Monday, April 25, 2016, 12:47:55 » |
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There are more "famous" people coming with us this weekend to my old mate the Wiltshire comedian Wil Hodgsons stag weekend down in Torbay.
There is Wil, Phill Jupitus, Gary Delaney, John Robins, Martin Mor, Russell Howard (flying down for the Sunday evening) and Marcus Brigstocke.
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