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« Reply #7050 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 12:38:22 » |
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The Leveson inquiry.
Who, bar probably PaulD, actually still gives a flying fuck?
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« Reply #7051 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 12:43:36 » |
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Are you completely mad?! Murdoch and Murdoch are getting a daily kick in the bollocks at the moment...in public. It's brilliant.
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« Reply #7052 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 13:02:50 » |
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For six months!! Brown rice? It probably resembles mushroom rice now. Yup almost 6 months! It's white rice! Perhaps i could use it to throw over my ex and his fiancee when they get married in June
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« Reply #7053 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 14:40:15 » |
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« Reply #7054 on: Thursday, April 26, 2012, 09:38:44 » |
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My Farther in Law has automatic garage doors, that is fine and not annoying, however the fact that when he pushes the "blipper" to open them rather than let it open fully he stands there and stops it opening at just the right hight for him to get in pisses me off. a silly thing to get wound up by agreed but it makes me
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« Reply #7055 on: Thursday, April 26, 2012, 12:11:05 » |
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I'll tell you what pisses me off - as if it isn't bad enough having to watch the myriad house programmes on TV at the behest of Mrs KerryRed, it's the term 'French Doors' that's bandied about ad nauseum.
WTF is French about a pair of doors that leads out to the garden - they're just doors.
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« Reply #7056 on: Thursday, April 26, 2012, 12:45:30 » |
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Abscess's. I have had one this week and i have looked like Zaphod Beeblebrox ( can some please explain to Pericarp who this is ) and the pain is excruticating. Dentists are just as bad all they do is give you anti-biotics that cause the swelling to go up even more causing even more pain but they can't give you pain killers. My wife had one a few months ago & said it was more painful than child birth. ( Rant over )
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« Reply #7057 on: Thursday, April 26, 2012, 13:24:03 » |
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when the lights in the work toilets automaticaly turn off
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« Reply #7058 on: Thursday, April 26, 2012, 13:26:34 » |
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when the lights in the work toilets automaticaly turn off
Ha ha, I was at a leisure centre a few months ago and I walked into the bogs causing the automatic lights to come on - I then heard a cough and the sound of bog roll coming from the cubicle. Someone was taking a dump in the dark.
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« Reply #7059 on: Thursday, April 26, 2012, 13:36:22 » |
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Ha ha, I was at a leisure centre a few months ago and I walked into the bogs causing the automatic lights to come on - I then heard a cough and the sound of bog roll coming from the cubicle. Someone was taking a dump in the dark. im blaming last nights curry
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #7060 on: Thursday, April 26, 2012, 14:00:25 » |
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What's his name?
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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« Reply #7061 on: Thursday, April 26, 2012, 14:24:45 » |
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What's his name?
Igor. Fucking Ipad - I've moved it to the correct thread now!
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Cats are better than dogs FACT
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« Reply #7062 on: Thursday, April 26, 2012, 15:03:04 » |
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Conference calls
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« Reply #7063 on: Thursday, April 26, 2012, 16:08:08 » |
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The weather forecast for saturday
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« Reply #7064 on: Thursday, April 26, 2012, 16:31:19 » |
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Abscess's. I have had one this week and i have looked like Zaphod Beeblebrox ( can some please explain to Pericarp who this is ) and the pain is excruticating. Dentists are just as bad all they do is give you anti-biotics that cause the swelling to go up even more causing even more pain but they can't give you pain killers. My wife had one a few months ago & said it was more painful than child birth. ( Rant over )
Making you look a bigger more bloated cunt than you do already.
I will look forward to smashing your jaw on Saturday and see you spitting banana milk shake across the TE.
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