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Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Piemonte on Friday, January 28, 2005, 13:24:51 I have an ingrowing hair at the top of the crack of my arse of all places.
Unfortunatly its got quite bad and inflamed, the 3 inch area around it is swollen, sore and sporadically bleeds and pusses (nice, i know) sick I've got to go into hospital on the 22nd feb to have it removed. Will require general anesthetic and at least one night in hospital despite being a fairly simple procedure i'm told. Has anyone else ever had anything like this before? I'm a little nervous to be honest as i've never had and operation of any kind, never broken a bone in my body or even been to hospital as a patient before. The plus side of this is i get at least 2 weeks off work, although it'll probablly hurt like fuck to sit down for a while i imagine. I might post some pics of my arse later. i'm sure you're all looking forward to that. gays :wink: :D Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: kizz on Friday, January 28, 2005, 13:43:41 Sorry - but I did laugh a bit when reading your post!
My friend had an ingrowing hair removed from his armpit... said it was killing him before he had it done, but it healed up in no time and he spent most of the two weeks he had off work down the pub or playing golf! Thou shalt be fine! Please god no pics though... Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Piemonte on Friday, January 28, 2005, 13:50:53 Cheers!
Everybody i've told about it has laughed at me so far - Cant say i blame you, i'd piss myself with laughter if it was someone else! Pics will follow later, the world (well a few STFC fans) will see my anal beard! Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: strooood on Friday, January 28, 2005, 15:06:07 an ingrowing hair!?
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: blinkpip on Friday, January 28, 2005, 15:23:40 fuckin long bum fluff.
Sorry dude. Good luck. Hope you get a nice female doctor. Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: janaage on Friday, January 28, 2005, 15:38:45 That's hilarious, please God don't let that happen to me!! My old dear used to work in the medical profession once she saw this patient who has ingrowing hair, which was growing inwards up his arse!! So count yourself lucky, you pie eating s'o'b'.
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: kizz on Friday, January 28, 2005, 15:41:07 Quote from: "janaage77" That's hilarious, please God don't let that happen to me!! My old dear used to work in the medical profession once she saw this patient who has ingrowing hair, which was growing inwards up his arse!! So count yourself lucky, you pie eating s'o'b'. Surely it would pop out whenever he took a shit though??... ask your mum! Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, January 30, 2005, 12:28:54 my sister had one of those on her shoulder. it was minging.
my ingrowing toenail is getting pretty painfull. I went to the doctors and she just put me on antibiotics so boooo to her Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: DMR on Sunday, January 30, 2005, 12:32:30 You've still got that, Jim?
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, January 30, 2005, 12:33:45 no i just said i did to be random
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: DMR on Sunday, January 30, 2005, 12:41:27 You're going to need surgery boss.
I left mine for about 12 weeks at least, and in the end they did a section wedge under a general anaesthetic, had to go private as it had gotten so bad/urgent. Seeing as you've left it that long I doubt the antibiotics will work, I did 3 2-week courses to no avail. Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, January 30, 2005, 12:52:21 I've had this for about 18 months now. IGNORE THE PAIN AND IT WILL GO
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Piemonte on Monday, January 31, 2005, 15:06:21 :idea: I'm trying to design some sort of trolley device at the moment which will enable me to play FM2005 without the pain of sitting down whilst i'm off work.
Its not going very well Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Monday, January 31, 2005, 15:07:18 Quote from: "Piemonte2" :idea: I'm trying to design some sort of trolley device at the moment which will enable me to play FM2005 without the pain of sitting down whilst i'm off work. oh dear!Its not going very well Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: janaage on Monday, January 31, 2005, 15:08:30 Quote from: "kizz" Quote from: "janaage77" That's hilarious, please God don't let that happen to me!! My old dear used to work in the medical profession once she saw this patient who has ingrowing hair, which was growing inwards up his arse!! So count yourself lucky, you pie eating s'o'b'. Surely it would pop out whenever he took a shit though??... ask your mum! Instead of his bum hair growing outward it was kinda growing in a way that the hair was in his arse. Everytine he sat down it was like sitting on a thistle apparently. Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Monday, January 31, 2005, 15:09:37 ouch!
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: STFCBird on Monday, January 31, 2005, 15:15:10 what happened to the pictures :wink:
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, January 31, 2005, 15:18:35 Quote from: "STFCBird" what happened to the pictures :wink: always lowering the tone :roll: Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Piemonte on Monday, January 31, 2005, 15:20:50 Quote from: "Rich" Quote from: "Piemonte2" :idea: I'm trying to design some sort of trolley device at the moment which will enable me to play FM2005 without the pain of sitting down whilst i'm off work. oh dear!Its not going very well Feel free to offer any design tips! Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: STFCBird on Monday, January 31, 2005, 15:21:19 never reads the threads properly :-))( :soapy tit wank:
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Piemonte on Monday, January 31, 2005, 15:21:51 Quote from: "janaage77" Instead of his bum hair growing outward it was kinda growing in a way that the hair was in his arse. Everytine he sat down it was like sitting on a thistle apparently. At least mine isnt actually growing up my arse. that would be much much worse Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Monday, January 31, 2005, 15:21:56 errrrr im no electrician (if thats what you need to be to know all that stuff)
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: STFCBird on Monday, January 31, 2005, 15:22:39 dgasgbsajfcshad gasuidagiusdc ghsauigcsauic ashu xsa ds8yfwe y7eyr t78tewq twqdwq dwqihsd :| chzcghxgyd :!: sdgeuds fd d :oops: yuthydthdsgc :soapy tit wank:
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Piemonte on Monday, January 31, 2005, 15:23:49 Quote from: "STFCBird" what happened to the pictures :wink: I couldnt be ARSED! Get it? do ya? eh? hahahahahahahah I really should be a daily sport writer I might do some tonight, although i imagine taking pictures of you're own ass isnt the easiest thing to do with a digital camera Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Piemonte on Monday, January 31, 2005, 15:24:52 Quote from: "STFCBird" dgasgbsajfcshad gasuidagiusdc ghsauigcsauic ashu xsa ds8yfwe y7eyr t78tewq twqdwq dwqihsd :| chzcghxgyd :!: sdgeuds fd d :oops: yuthydthdsgc :soapy tit wank: yeah, i know what you mean. Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: STFCBird on Monday, January 31, 2005, 15:28:07 I knew would understand!
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, January 31, 2005, 16:11:23 Quote from: "STFCBird" dgasgbsajfcshad gasuidagiusdc ghsauigcsauic ashu xsa ds8yfwe y7eyr t78tewq twqdwq dwqihsd :| chzcghxgyd :!: sdgeuds fd d :oops: yuthydthdsgc :soapy tit wank: bird speaks the language of lurve Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Piemonte on Monday, January 31, 2005, 16:13:45 It means she simultaniously shit and creamed her knickers when she said hello to Dukey on saturday
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, January 31, 2005, 16:15:39 Quote from: "Piemonte2" It means she simultaniously shit and creamed her knickers when she said hello to Dukey on saturday i dont know whether to :soapy tit wank: or sick Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Piemonte on Monday, January 31, 2005, 16:16:47 They had to get Stewards out to mop up the mess and everything :wink: :?
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, February 1, 2005, 08:41:16 you were supposed to keep that a secret :oops: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 14:13:16 Its just occured to me that the Port Vale game is on wednesday and my arse op is on tuesday so I aint going :evil: :cry:
I almost feinted when having a blood test today too. I'm well hard, me. The plus side is that I've got 2 weeks off work, starting Tuesday :\/ Plenty of FM2005 time for me although I might have to play it standing up Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 14:16:37 I fainted and puked when I had my blood test 3 weeks ago, It is that bloody stupid strap they put round your arm :evil: tossers
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: blinkpip on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 16:57:43 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 19:24:00 i've fainted when i had a blood test. i don't mind needles, but the fucking thing was in there for a minute without drawing blood. i told the nurse to take it out and do it again but she was having none of it. i think my body fainted just to spite her
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 18:00:39 I'm back, but only on a part time basis as its fair to say my arse hurts like fuck!
Didnt stop me getting up and checking teletext on the hospitals tv 3 times during last nights game though. I'm fucking hardcore. :wink: an internal re-design (of the room) will need to take place to enable me to sit on the sofa and be on the pc at the same time at which point my posting will probablly reach si pie proportions. Mrs Monte is goning to take some pics of my stiched up arse crack so I can show you cunts tomorrow :D Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 18:04:02 Oh fuck what a shame I'm not at work tomorrow, I'm gonna have to wait til next week now!! Take it easy dude, hope it gets better soon!!
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 18:06:01 Cheers JA77
Does anyone else post standing up? or am i the only one? Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, February 25, 2005, 00:47:15 Quote from: "STFCBird" I fainted and puked when I had my blood test 3 weeks ago, It is that bloody stupid strap they put round your arm :evil: tossers you'd make a shit heroin addict to be honest Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 25, 2005, 08:36:26 Quote from: "sonicyouth" Quote from: "STFCBird" I fainted and puked when I had my blood test 3 weeks ago, It is that bloody stupid strap they put round your arm :evil: tossers you'd make a shit heroin addict to be honest Good job I am a good girl and don't do drugs!!! :D Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Piemonte on Friday, February 25, 2005, 13:47:58 Do you have andy horse traqualiser bird? I want some to help me pass the time :D
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:33:14 sorry pie, I have some hoof oil, or some hydrogen peroxide if you want that?
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:38:53 i drank some hydorgen peroxide once. it was one of my blonde moments
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:41:06 Quote from: "simon pieman" i drank some hydorgen peroxide once. it was one of my blonde moments so did my dad. it can be used as a mouthwash when diluted to something like 1 part peroxide to 10 parts water.Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:41:28 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick you are so funny :(
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Piemonte on Monday, February 28, 2005, 12:46:57 pictures below:
if you are a bit sqeemish, i wouldnt bother looking http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Piemonte/DSCF0207.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Piemonte/DSCF0209.jpg Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Piemonte on Monday, February 28, 2005, 12:47:46 They stole my anal beard. i dont feel like a real man anymore :cry: :cry:
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: STFCBird on Monday, February 28, 2005, 12:55:37 That is well and truely minging :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick baldy bum
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Piemonte on Monday, February 28, 2005, 13:06:30 i think the use of victorian age stiching technology in todays NHS is a really good thing :evil:
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, February 28, 2005, 13:10:05 dude that is nasty.
how long till you can sit down properly??? also, did they stich you up in the dark???? what a mess Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Piemonte on Monday, February 28, 2005, 13:14:06 The stiches are coming out on friday, they're so big as they need to hold my flabby arse cheeks together apparantly. It does look shit though. I was less than impressed when i saw those pics for the first time.
I can sort of sit down at the moment, but not for very long. i probabblly shouldnt at all, but I'm really really bored now. Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: STFCBird on Monday, February 28, 2005, 13:20:56 Hope you can make the game saturday mate. just think of all the spare time for wanking you have :D
Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: Barry Potter on Monday, February 28, 2005, 13:33:07 Power to piemonte. :beers
Looking at Jimbo toe pics,ifthis was him he would have left it for a year and ended up needing an anus transplant. Title: Ingrowing hair Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, February 28, 2005, 15:34:46 that is truly nasty. and i can't believe you actually did take pictures.
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