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« Reply #24345 on: Friday, September 9, 2016, 15:31:09 »

A gramaphone that lives in your ears.

Ah...like this

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« Reply #24346 on: Friday, September 9, 2016, 15:39:17 »

Because like all things people find different things interesting that others don't. Never understand the whole how can someone watch that shit thing.

That's right that is.

Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.

furthermore:
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

The second bit isn't really relevant mind.
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« Reply #24347 on: Friday, September 9, 2016, 19:55:33 »

That's right that is.

Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.

furthermore:
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

The second bit isn't really relevant mind.


Jeans? I always thought it was dreams?
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« Reply #24348 on: Friday, September 9, 2016, 20:55:17 »

i dunno, I copied it off the internet.... so FACT.

I assume it's a jeans/genes pun.
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« Reply #24349 on: Saturday, September 10, 2016, 09:38:18 »

My little boy learning to say please, which is all very well, only it makes it so much harder when he wants something eh can't have.
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« Reply #24350 on: Saturday, September 10, 2016, 10:02:05 »

i dunno, I copied it off the internet.... so FACT.

I assume it's a jeans/genes pun.

Fuck, you've trumped me by using FACT.
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« Reply #24351 on: Monday, September 12, 2016, 07:23:17 »

Jack Whitehall.
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« Reply #24352 on: Monday, September 12, 2016, 07:55:52 »

I quite like him.. so there
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« Reply #24353 on: Monday, September 12, 2016, 08:22:54 »

'muhrica

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/sep/11/florida-man-shot-dead-bulletproof-vest

We do need a Darwin Awards thread, really for this kind of thing. It's just I was too lazy to start one Smiley
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« Reply #24354 on: Monday, September 12, 2016, 09:07:23 »

Jack Whitehall.

Yes and you can add macintyre,carr and all the other shite posh "comics" in my opinion
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« Reply #24355 on: Monday, September 12, 2016, 09:17:45 »

Yes and you can add macintyre,carr and all the other shite posh "comics" in my opinion
Add to that Lee Nelson too.
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« Reply #24356 on: Monday, September 12, 2016, 10:25:30 »

Just in case anybody was wondering, I can confirm that getting chilli in one's eye is very unpleasant.
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« Reply #24357 on: Monday, September 12, 2016, 10:31:46 »

Just in case anybody was wondering, I can confirm that getting chilli in one's eye is very unpleasant.

You are obviously not eating properly. See a doctor!
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« Reply #24358 on: Monday, September 12, 2016, 10:58:36 »

You are obviously not eating properly. See a doctor!

He'll be lucky if he can see anything at all. I've done that - bloody hurts.
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« Reply #24359 on: Monday, September 12, 2016, 12:38:10 »

I've done that with naga chilli salt, the first 10 minutes are the worst
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