Samdy Gray
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« Reply #30 on: Thursday, January 11, 2007, 20:05:15 » |
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What level of professionalism are we talking? Does it involve chatting up birds in The Spot, taking them home and spit-roasting them?
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« Reply #31 on: Thursday, January 11, 2007, 20:10:50 » |
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I got my invite back for the summer league at Bassett today. But all my mates who I played with last year have taken up the :guinness: and :doobie: so aren't really fit to play. Anyone want to form a TEF team?  I'd be up for that! My team have turned from good to shit........We're good defensivly, but our finishing is woeful......We miss on average about 2-3 one on ones a game...... Just for the record, i play defence, but can play more upfront, if needed. |
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Scot Munroe
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« Reply #32 on: Thursday, January 11, 2007, 20:14:32 » |
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i can play in midfield or striker. I am also good at taking pens at free kicks.
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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #33 on: Thursday, January 11, 2007, 20:29:53 » |
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What level of professionalism are we talking? Does it involve chatting up birds in The Spot, taking them home and spit-roasting them? I mean controlled diets and regular 5 mile runs... |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #34 on: Thursday, January 11, 2007, 20:33:18 » |
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What level of professionalism are we talking? Does it involve chatting up birds in The Spot, taking them home and spit-roasting them? I mean controlled diets and regular 5 mile runs... Make it 1 mile and a diet of pies and lager and you've got yourself a deal  (Actually in all seriousness I really need to get fit - it's embarrasing that I can only run a couple of miles at age 20 and my old man who's 45 runs 8 miles a day!) |
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« Reply #35 on: Thursday, January 11, 2007, 20:34:57 » |
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you've got a fit missus so it doesn't matter.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #36 on: Thursday, January 11, 2007, 20:40:49 » |
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It's not very pretty watching my gut wobble whilst I slip her one though.
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« Reply #37 on: Thursday, January 11, 2007, 22:32:49 » |
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It's not very pretty watching my gut wobble whilst I slip her one though. look else where then!! no fatties and pies in my team though.... |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #38 on: Thursday, January 11, 2007, 22:34:31 » |
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I don't really eat pies all the time. The missus has me on a healthy eating plan at the moment. Fucking shitty cereal for breakfast, slim-a-soup and fruit for lunch and then always bloody pasta in the evening :evil:
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, January 11, 2007, 22:36:09 » |
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It's not very pretty watching my gut wobble whilst I slip her one though. look else where then!! no fatties and pies in my team though.... Thats me out then |
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« Reply #40 on: Friday, January 12, 2007, 06:37:31 » |
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It's not very pretty watching my gut wobble whilst I slip her one though. look else where then!! no fatties and pies in my team though.... You can't have a local footie side without fatties, stop being a twat. At this rate you will be playing on your own DV OUT! I am also good at taking pens at free kicks Wow you should play football for a living |
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« Reply #41 on: Friday, January 12, 2007, 12:59:44 » |
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It's not very pretty watching my gut wobble whilst I slip her one though. look else where then!! no fatties and pies in my team though.... You can't have a local footie side without fatties, stop being a twat. At this rate you will be playing on your own DV OUT! my current 6 a side team doesnt have any fatties and we do just fine! |
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Scot Munroe
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« Reply #42 on: Friday, January 12, 2007, 20:22:33 » |
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It's not very pretty watching my gut wobble whilst I slip her one though. look else where then!! no fatties and pies in my team though.... You can't have a local footie side without fatties, stop being a twat. At this rate you will be playing on your own DV OUT! I am also good at taking pens at free kicks Wow you should play football for a living I wish. Couldn't really my ezcema gets really bad after playing sports but i managed to control it. Back at school in my last year at dorcan in our PE lesson with mr needham we played 5 a side football and my team finished 1st and i was allowed to take all the pens and i did not miss 1. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #43 on: Friday, January 12, 2007, 20:25:56 » |
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i was allowed to take all the pens and i did not miss 1. It's not hard from 3 yards really. |
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« Reply #44 on: Friday, January 12, 2007, 20:26:13 » |
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Well maybe 6 yards.
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