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Colin Todd

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« on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 13:59:07 »

...is officially the most annoying expression in the world. It makes me want to kill, espeically as i dislike coffee immensely.

Any other nominations?

As runner up I would nominate:

"she turned around and said blah blah blah, so I turned around and said wank wank wank" This is normally done by chavvy women and conjures up images to me of some bizzare pikey spinning arguement taking place, where the winner is determined by who falls over and is sick first
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:00:30 »

At the end of the day I think it's 'At the end of the day'.
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:05:44 »

I think I should add that "wake up and smell the bacon sarnie" would be much better
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:06:46 »

'Its raining cats and dogs outside'.... :?
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:11:03 »

The worst by a FUCKING MILE is 'Jog on'.

Jog on?  Fuck off you twatty chavvy twat.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:12:16 »

At the end of the day Hertha, I think you need to jog on mate. Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:13:54 »

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At the end of the day Hertha, I think you need to jog on mate. Cheesy



Are you mugging me off?

Or are you 'avin' a giraffe?
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:17:09 »

you sigh, that fucking irritates me that one does.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:17:39 »

i just hate the word 'utilised' - meaning 'used', just 'used' FFS
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:21:10 »

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i just hate the word 'utilised' - meaning 'used', just 'used' FFS


it gives better leverage.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:27:39 »

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i just hate the word 'utilised' - meaning 'used', just 'used' FFS


it gives better leverage.



I like the fact that our language is so expressive and expansive.

It's a shame some of it is becoming redundant due to the fact that a lot of people seem to have trouble saying anything with more than two syllables.

Bunch of fucking mongs innit?
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:29:56 »

A football related one:  

Spazzy player A miscontrols the ball 6 yards out with an open goal. This is is all theoretical you understand, so I am randomly going to call him Blair.

Cunty Pundit A on telly says "oh I think he'll be dissapointed with that" ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH of course he will, hes just missed an open fucking goal. my dead gran could have scored it.  

How about some sort of insight into what happened or laying into him for being shite? But no, all you can manage is "he'll be dissapionted with that" to justify your 5 figure salary. Cunts.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:31:47 »

What about when a commentator says, 'he hit it too well.'

Too well?

WTF?
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:34:22 »

Commentators not being able to pronounce anyone remotley foreign sounding. Its not like its their job or anything :evil:

Two Words: David Pleat :wanker:  :old:
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:35:13 »

great touch for a big man  Cool
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