jutty274
Offline
Posts: 1863
|
|
« Reply #285 on: Friday, December 3, 2010, 22:38:04 » |
|
My wife asked where i would like to be buried.
Face first in Cheryl Coles pussy wasn't the answer she was expecting. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sepp Blatter was asked who his favorite Qatar player was. He replied Jimi Hendrix.
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Saxondale
Offline
Posts: 6391
|
|
« Reply #286 on: Friday, January 7, 2011, 11:15:59 » |
|
I bought a car off Bonnie Tyler last year. It generally runs ok, but every now and then it falls apart
|
|
|
Logged
|
Never knowingly overstated.
|
|
|
Saxondale
Offline
Posts: 6391
|
|
« Reply #287 on: Friday, January 7, 2011, 11:16:27 » |
|
It was so cold this morning I had to scrape the ice off my windscreen with my Homebase discount card. It wasn't much use though - I only got 10% off
|
|
|
Logged
|
Never knowingly overstated.
|
|
|
jayohaitchenn
Wielder of the BANHAMMER
Offline
Posts: 12523
|
|
« Reply #288 on: Friday, January 7, 2011, 11:35:49 » |
|
I bought a car off Bonnie Tyler last year. It generally runs ok, but every now and then it falls apart
I'm nicking that.
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Saxondale
Offline
Posts: 6391
|
|
« Reply #289 on: Friday, January 7, 2011, 11:39:29 » |
|
I nicked it off of popbitch so you're welcome to it!
|
|
|
Logged
|
Never knowingly overstated.
|
|
|
Samdy Gray
Dirty sneaky traitor weasel
Offline
Posts: 27137
|
|
« Reply #290 on: Friday, January 7, 2011, 11:45:45 » |
|
After his awful bowling performances in the Ashes series, Mitchell Johnson last night attempted to throw himself over a cliff. And missed.
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Nemo
Shit Bacon
Offline
Posts: 21369
|
|
« Reply #291 on: Friday, January 7, 2011, 12:07:13 » |
|
Or a similar note, Ricky Ponting also tried to throw himself off a cliff, but Paul Collingwood caught him.
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
pauld
Aaron Aardvark
Offline
Posts: 25436
Absolute Calamity!
|
|
« Reply #292 on: Friday, January 7, 2011, 12:10:36 » |
|
(Shamelessly stolen off the radio)
What does Mitchell Johnson put in his hand to guarantee a wicket in the next over? His bat
What's the definition of blind optimism? Aussie opening batsman putting on sun block
What's the difference between the Ashes and a boomerang? The Aussies can get boomerangs to come back
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Peter Venkman
We don't need no stinking badges.
Offline
Posts: 59415
Things can only get better
|
|
« Reply #293 on: Friday, January 7, 2011, 12:12:42 » |
|
After his awful bowling performances in the Ashes series, Mitchell Johnson last night attempted to throw himself over a cliff. And missed.
On a similar note..... What do you call an Aussie thats good with the bat? A vet.
|
|
|
Logged
|
Only a fool does not know when to hold his tongue.
|
|
|
santasdead
|
|
« Reply #294 on: Friday, January 7, 2011, 12:16:23 » |
|
What do you call World Class Australian Cricketers?
Retired.
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Peter Venkman
We don't need no stinking badges.
Offline
Posts: 59415
Things can only get better
|
|
« Reply #295 on: Friday, January 7, 2011, 12:17:36 » |
|
The West Ham board have said that they don't know who will be in charge for Tuesday's match with Birmingham.
My money is on Birmingham.
|
|
|
Logged
|
Only a fool does not know when to hold his tongue.
|
|
|
bullethead
Offline
Posts: 292
|
|
« Reply #296 on: Friday, January 7, 2011, 12:40:18 » |
|
What do you call an Australian with a bottle of champagne in his hand....
A waiter.
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
land_of_bo
|
|
« Reply #297 on: Friday, January 7, 2011, 13:25:05 » |
|
Most Chelsea fans haven't seen a run of form this bad since they were Fulham fans.
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
jutty274
Offline
Posts: 1863
|
|
« Reply #298 on: Friday, January 7, 2011, 13:47:32 » |
|
Police in Bristol investigating Joanna Yates case say the murderer stole one of her socks. Am i the only one thinking " Heather Mills "
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
leefer
Offline
Posts: 12851
|
|
« Reply #299 on: Friday, January 7, 2011, 15:06:15 » |
|
I'm nicking that.
I bought a car from Chris De Burgh......it was a Lada in Red.
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|