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« Reply #18195 on: Saturday, November 5, 2016, 21:49:33 »

Are you trying to say they misspelt the band name WANKRS?

Absolutely Cheesy

Speaking of wankers, I just had a spam advert that reminded me of Jed


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« Reply #18196 on: Sunday, November 6, 2016, 19:32:38 »

Morphine & planet earth 2 @ 8pm bbc1, looking forward to Attenborough at his best and being spaced out like the sloth in the advert Smiley
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« Reply #18197 on: Monday, November 7, 2016, 08:10:03 »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37868026

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« Reply #18198 on: Monday, November 7, 2016, 11:19:47 »

She is doing a lovely local paper face.....

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/06/council-takes-teenager-to-court-for-feeding-mcdonalds-chip-to-pigeon-6239251/?ito=facebook
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« Reply #18199 on: Monday, November 7, 2016, 11:33:14 »

Nice of them to include a photo of a pigeon, I wouldn't have known what they meant otherwise.
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« Reply #18200 on: Monday, November 7, 2016, 11:35:29 »

Morphine & planet earth 2 @ 8pm bbc1, looking forward to Attenborough at his best and being spaced out like the sloth in the advert Smiley

Lovely stuff, although I could have done with some morphine for those racer snakes. Horrible things.
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« Reply #18201 on: Monday, November 7, 2016, 11:44:36 »

Lovely stuff, although I could have done with some morphine for those racer snakes. Horrible things.
I am one of the 1% of the population that is totally immune to morphene Sad not good when you have as much treatment for cancer as I have had recently.
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« Reply #18202 on: Monday, November 7, 2016, 12:06:02 »

Are you actually immune or just a really fast metaboliser?
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« Reply #18203 on: Monday, November 7, 2016, 12:18:00 »

Morphine & planet earth 2 @ 8pm bbc1, looking forward to Attenborough at his best and being spaced out like the sloth in the advert Smiley

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« Reply #18204 on: Monday, November 7, 2016, 12:20:45 »


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‘This is a complete waste of taxpayers’ money. Anybody with an ounce of sense would realise this is ridiculous.

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« Reply #18205 on: Monday, November 7, 2016, 12:23:28 »

Are you actually immune or just a really fast metaboliser?
I have a very fast metabolism apparently but the docs say because I was on Codiene for 10 years I have developed an immunity to morphene based drugs, they tried me on as close (safely) to an LD50 as possible and it had no effect at all Sad
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« Reply #18206 on: Monday, November 7, 2016, 18:40:03 »


nailed it!
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #18207 on: Monday, November 7, 2016, 18:42:47 »

I am one of the 1% of the population that is totally immune to morphene Sad not good when you have as much treatment for cancer as I have had recently.
what you been taking for pain control instead? I have a friend who is similar, been on codeine for years
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #18208 on: Monday, November 7, 2016, 18:44:58 »

Goddamnit I love sloths
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« Reply #18209 on: Monday, November 7, 2016, 20:46:13 »

Michael Doughty went to Harrow, have we had many players educated at such esteemed institutions?
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