Benzel
 Offline
Posts: 6153
|
 |
« Reply #120 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 08:21:29 » |
|
The last one is untrue I reckon
He's got it. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
|
|
|
Gnasher
Offline
Posts: 5204
Prefers animals to people (in a non sexual way)
|
|
« Reply #121 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 09:37:07 » |
|
a. I was once cautioned by the police for pissing against a tree.
b. I used to drive to the coast every week and spend the night standing by a bright light catching moths.
c. My father-in-law is a card-carrying communist.
d. I once wore a balaclava all evening and spoke with an Irish accent when my flatmates girlfriend came round for the first time.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Cats are better than dogs FACT
|
|
|
|
WR5
|
|
« Reply #122 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 09:39:29 » |
|
d
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Coca Fola
|
|
« Reply #123 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 11:29:10 » |
|
d. I once wore a balaclava all evening and spoke with an Irish accent when my flatmates girlfriend came round for the first time.
 |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Gnasher
Offline
Posts: 5204
Prefers animals to people (in a non sexual way)
|
|
« Reply #124 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 12:41:36 » |
|
This is actually true, but I'm not saying yet whether it was me or a mate. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Cats are better than dogs FACT
|
|
|
horlock07
Offline
Posts: 18726
Lives in Northern Bastard Outpost
|
|
« Reply #125 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 12:43:02 » |
|
Right here goes:
a) I have recently appeared with Michael Portillo on Great British Railway Journeys
b) A relation of mine wrote the theme music to Neighbours (and Crossraods)
c) I once went fishing with Robbie Mustoe
d) I once walked across the Wearside Bridge balancing on the handrail telling everyone to piss off because I was Spender.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
tans
You spin me right round baby right round
Offline
Posts: 25083
|
|
« Reply #126 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 12:49:32 » |
|
1) i once played golf with gordon strachan
2) pissed over joey beauchamps shoes in a nightclub bog in oxford
3) once got so hammered i fell asleep in a church and drunk the communion wine
4) cleaned jeremy clarksons windows once and he called me a tosser
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Matchworn Shirts
For Sale
Offline
Posts: 7086
|
|
« Reply #127 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 12:52:49 » |
|
[url width=306 height=423]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/20/article-1388957-0012022000000258-420_306x423.jpg[/url]
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
I come from a land down-under
|
|
|
jutty274
Offline
Posts: 1863
|
|
« Reply #128 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 12:59:54 » |
|
Here are mine.
A) i used to date the green cross code man's neice
B) I once fell over the front row of seats in the townend & knocked myself out & was carried out on a body board by paramedics
C) My wifes great grand father was Jock Walker the former town player
D) I once shaved my whole body for charity
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
horlock07
Offline
Posts: 18726
Lives in Northern Bastard Outpost
|
|
« Reply #129 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 13:12:17 » |
|
1) i once played golf with gordon strachan
2) pissed over joey beauchamps shoes in a nightclub bog in oxford
3) once got so hammered i fell asleep in a church and drunk the communion wine
4) cleaned jeremy clarksons windows once and he called me a tosser
No.3 |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
tans
You spin me right round baby right round
Offline
Posts: 25083
|
|
« Reply #130 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 13:15:23 » |
|
Correct, i did sleep in the church, but couldnt find the wine
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Barry Scott
Offline
Posts: 9113
|
|
« Reply #131 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 13:28:23 » |
|
1/ Last year I drove between junctions 15 and 16 of the M4 hitting just over 150mph
2/ I once got caught making crop circles by the police
3/ My great Grandad is on Wikipedia and was partly responsible for France surrendering to Ze Germans
4/ I once wired £2500 to someone by Western Union for non-existent goods on eBay
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Barry Scott
Offline
Posts: 9113
|
|
« Reply #132 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 13:29:31 » |
|
D) I once shaved my whole body for charity
D is bollocks I reckon. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
jutty274
Offline
Posts: 1863
|
|
« Reply #133 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 13:32:11 » |
|
D is bollocks I reckon.
What about the rest of the body? |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Gnasher
Offline
Posts: 5204
Prefers animals to people (in a non sexual way)
|
|
« Reply #134 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 14:02:24 » |
|
1/ Last year I drove between junctions 15 and 16 of the M4 hitting just over 150mph
2/ I once got caught making crop circles by the police
3/ My great Grandad is on Wikipedia and was partly responsible for France surrendering to Ze Germans
4/ I once wired £2500 to someone by Western Union for non-existent goods on eBay
Gotta be 2. Everyone knows that only aliens can make crop circles. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Cats are better than dogs FACT
|
|
|
|
