Fact or bullshit?

[Simon Pieman]

Right a shit little game to liven the place up. You have to post 4 'facts' about yourself only one of them is a lie. The more obscure and anecdotal the better i.e. I hope not only will we all have literally seconds of joy trying to guess the right (sic) answer but we'll also learn something new about each other. Nerdilicious.

I'll get the ball rolling with a very shit and unexciting example so you get the idea:

a) I'm a dab hand at breaking jayohaitchenn's bathroom door
b) I applied to marry Jodie Marsh but I never even made it to the first round of interviews
c) I can solve a rubik's cube
d) The thumb of my right hand is longer than the left

Now I've got the ball rolling I hope some of you can entertain the masses with things more obscure, interesting and possibly amusing.

[Peacocks-Lucky-Coat]

a) I've never eaten an apple
b) I am related to Barry Corr
c) My favourite alcoholic beverage is currently "The Jagerbomb"
d) I met Karl pilkington at swindon train station once

[Samdy Gray]

I'm calling bullshit on Si solving a Rubik's cube. Not without peeling the stickers off anyway.

[phelpsieboy]

A) my great uncle was Barry in last of the summer wine
B) I had an In depth conversation with Tony Adams about fish and compost
C) I appeared on you've been framed punching a kid after he blew out my candles
D) my last girlfriends dad was a multi millionaire

[Notts red]

I'm calling bullshit on Si solving a Rubik's cube. Not without peeling the stickers off anyway.

Answer (c) for me too.

[Simon Pieman]

I'm calling bullshit on Si solving a Rubik's cube. Not without peeling the stickers off anyway.

Incorrect. It's actually the Jodie Marsh one. TEF veterans may remember I posted the completed 'application' on here but I pussied out and never did it for real.

I reckon Peacocks-Lucky-Coat is probably being related to Barry Corr, but I hope it'll end up being the apple.

[Crispy]

a) Fact.
b) Bullshit.
c) Fact.
d) Fact.


My take on this..

a) My full name is Jordan William Anthony Benson Crisp
b) I'm not naturally Ginger
c) My pink jumper has been used as a goal post
d) I once used Jayohaitchenn's lighter after convincing myself he wouldn't mug me off after being afraid to ask him

[Notts red]

A) my great uncle was Barry in last of the summer wine
B) I had an In depth conversation with Tony Adams about fish and compost
C) I appeared on you've been framed punching a kid after he blew out my candles
D) my last girlfriends dad was a multi millionaire

Answer (D) probably just only a millionaire.

[Saxondale]

a) I have spent sometime in a winnebago with Kylie Minogue.
b) I have taken a photo of JFW and her mate Zoe from behind.
c) My uncle had an England U21 trial with Glenn Hoddle and was on the books with the slave traders.
d) I perform standup comedy occasionally under the character name 'Chubby Bones'

[Notts red]

Crispy, Answer (A) correct but without the William?

[Coca Fola]

a) My grandad is a minor celebrity in Bosnia.
b) I've gone on a night out before and ended up in a different country.
c) I once shat in a baguette.
d) I threw stones at a mafia boss' car.
 

[Bogus Dave]

a) I have spent sometime in a winnebago with Kylie Minogue.
b) I have taken a photo of JFW and her mate Zoe from behind.
c) My uncle had an England U21 trial with Glenn Hoddle and was on the books with the slave traders.
d) I perform standup comedy occasionally under the character name 'Chubby Bones'

I call D

[Saxondale]

Bang on.  Mind you when pissed Chubby Bones does occasionally make an appearance, but not on stage.

[Notts red]

a) My grandad is a minor celebrity in Bosnia.
b) I've gone on a night out before and ended up in a different country.
c) I once shat in a baguette.
d) I threw stones at a mafia boss' car.
 

Answer (C) that's to bad to be true, surely ?

[Samdy Gray]

1. My dad was born in Hong Kong.
2. My left testicle is bigger than my right.
3. I set a tree alight and blamed it on a firework.
4. I have been to a Backstreet Boys concert of my own volition.