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« Reply #30 on: Friday, June 23, 2006, 16:20:50 » |
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I busted my mates "wank crescent" once. I was in his house (he was out and had told me the back door was open) only to find a semi circle of softcore porn on the spare room baed including page 3 of the sun and the underware section of a cataloge. I've only just recovered from the mental images now. true story.
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I was a small, fat child in a welfare house
There was only one thing I ever dreamed about
And fate has just
Handed it to me - whoopee
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Johno
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, June 23, 2006, 16:20:52 » |
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have to give people time and a chance.
not an amazing signing, but what a name.
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, June 23, 2006, 16:24:05 » |
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have to give people time and a chance.
When you break in on their wank crescent do you mean???  |
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Johno
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« Reply #33 on: Friday, June 23, 2006, 16:27:50 » |
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of course. yeh, have to give them a chance you know. |
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« Reply #34 on: Friday, June 23, 2006, 17:00:47 » |
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It's great how Wise has done this, he's given him a 3 month contract to make him prove he can play well for this club.
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, June 23, 2006, 17:57:08 » |
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3 months from now and we'll only be a month into the season, so it's hardly a massive gamble... either he'll turn out to be fairly useful, perhaps even an important team of the team or he'll be utter gash and we can get rid, having spent very little on him in terms of wages.
if he's willing to work hard to prove himself i'm happy.
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Dazzza
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« Reply #36 on: Friday, June 23, 2006, 20:53:53 » |
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would a mirror as part of a wank crescendo be acceptable?
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, June 23, 2006, 20:58:20 » |
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would a mirror as part of a wank crescendo be acceptable? Wouldn't that make it a full circle? I don't think I could do that. |
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Dazzza
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« Reply #38 on: Friday, June 23, 2006, 21:01:17 » |
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I was thinking more of laying it on the floor as part of my crescent but introduce an office chair and you could be onto something there Sussex.
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Sussex
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« Reply #39 on: Friday, June 23, 2006, 21:04:57 » |
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An office chair eh, nice touch. I'm getting dizzy thinking about it!
180/360/720/Ouch/Fucking desk.
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« Reply #40 on: Saturday, June 24, 2006, 12:21:28 » |
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 360 degrees of wanking pleasure |
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Tails
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« Reply #41 on: Saturday, June 24, 2006, 16:29:16 » |
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I have slightly longer memory then Escort, and he certainly was not shite when here. Ripped Argyle apart in Beds testominal, and looked useful. |
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Tails
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« Reply #42 on: Saturday, June 24, 2006, 16:53:22 » |
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I saw him play a couple of times on sky last season and he was brilliant he tore Hereford to pieces and their defence couldnt handle him. And you've got to rememebr that Hereford were probvably th emost organised sidei n the conference last season.
Plus he's only 21 and you wont be paying him a fortune.
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« Reply #43 on: Saturday, June 24, 2006, 17:01:39 » |
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Tails, I think the idea of a forum is to add some words..  |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #44 on: Saturday, June 24, 2006, 17:02:36 » |
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He's probably too busy making his own wank crescent
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