Yeah but the kids love it when Rockin Robin does his paedo dance with the girls on the pitch. Can't imagine a bloke with a straw hat, dungarees and a rake would have quite the same effect.
Remember we're a family club now.
Noooo!! You are clearly confusing the Moonraker with Buckwheat and Cletus, his American cousins from Kansas. The Moonraker himself prefers to wear a smock.