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This could be interesting. Basically all the things you do which you would never tell anyone  :D

Mine would have to be regularly using my sister's foot spa when i come home from work

Pissing in the bath

Wiping my nose on the tea towel  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

pissing in the bath, what are you, 8?  :D

I have paid for sex on a few occasions, but none on these shores.

 :roll:

Only posh people get out of the bath for a piss.

Forgive me for not wanting to bathe in my own piss  8)

That said I've cracked one off a few times in the tub... there you go

Now thats something i just can't do Dave.

Sex and water just don't go. I should know cos i tried it in a swimming pool.

nowt up with using a foot spa, more relaxing than you'd think, especially with a large gin.

i can't believe you confessed to drinking Gin...

I've used a knife for stuff like cutting cheese or whatever and put it straigh back in the drawer  :D

Where did your orginal post go Blackcurrant?

I saw that too?

I want to have sex in water, reckon it would be good!

I dont want to admit anything on here

Has anyone ever farted in the bath and popped the bubbles so you can smell it  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I love the gin, have a large bottle of bombay sapphire sat at home alongside a bottle of port I got from duty free on my super excursion.

It's near impossible mate.

The minge acts like a vacume under water and all sensation goes.

jhswb

Good work slim, saph is the drink of kings.

sex in water is cool. in the batch though is ver messy



sorry son thats just wrong

What i have done is have sex in a Dinosaur museum in Dorchester.
(with an ex not the wife) that was fucking ace

doyouthinkhesaurus...... :roll:

Magic, is that where the expression ''i fancy abit of t-rex'' came from?  :D

could very well be.

it was ace though.

if anyone has been there it was in the cinema viewing section at the top of the museum

I used to love that dinosaur museum when I was a kid, and one with a load of egyptian stuff too!

Anyway back on topic.

What do you do which you don't openly admit?

How ironic is that question!

See the bristol city thread and the discussions about bashing the bishop, some interesting revelations there.

i collect polaroids of young girls shoes

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I pick my nose and save the bogies for later

You aint doing it right then Ralphy, sex underwater is fantastic ,its great to see the jizz float off towards unsuspecting bathers  :D

Bloody hell - too many to mention!

Don't know where to start!

*readies email to 442*  :wink:

Doesn't everybody?
Nearly as good as igniting them.

i realised that isn't "something i do", so didn't belong in the topic.

 I'm with you on this one Ralphy...bonking in bath, showers, swimming pool or the sea.....kind of seems like a good idea and has to be tried, but is generally a waste of time.

 The scene of bonking in Paul Verhoeven's Showgirls...is generally reckoned the naffest cinematic sex scene of all time....which proves it.

the middle of a corn field is recommended though  :D

 Bit spiky for my tastes Bird.....I'm more of a springy downland fescue man...gallops class recommended.

I've never understood shagging in odd places - what's wrong with a bed?!  My semi-half-not-sure-what-she-is-at-the-moment girlfriend is obsessed with having sex outside, we once got caught by a deer.... scared the shit out of me.   :?

not a stubble field reg, actually in the corn.  a washin machine is quite good too when it is on fast spin  :D

sex outside/odd places is ace and good fun.

makes it more intense incase you get caught etc.
or it's exciting for some as they may like being watched.

have you asked your sort of ex bird this??

 I'd have thought that would be more of a solitary activity.

your supposed to have a bloke with you birdy :roll:

sex in the shower is ace!  8)

have tried it a few times in the bath but gets a bit awkward. never tried in a swimming pool though

I once wanked off another man for a beer. Nah I didn't really. I can't think of anything bad to confesss to.... I'll think about it.

 You got a Brazilian then Bird?

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with bloke, I have a vibrator for solo activities  :D

no reg I have no stubble  :wink:

I really don't get this.

How can you possibly enjoy it and relax when your standing up in a slippery shower?

:shock:
I agree with birdy about the field thing haha.....hmmm.

Ok heres myne:

I bite my toe nails
If my sister annoys me I flick my toenails at my her or leave them in her bed
I never really wash the bath out when I have shaved my legs in there because well it takes up too much time.
 :D
I'm a laydeeeee!

Erm, not rly much I can think of...how boring I am!

 Is this something to do with being country girls?

Must be :mrgreen: We like the big out doors!

Scratch my balls then sniff my fingers!  :-))(

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:|  :mrgreen:

come on im not the only one!!!?

Can't say i've ever done that mate!

My dad probably does he is minging.Every saturday morning I wake up to the sound of him taking a dump with the bathroom door open its not nice.I am not a morning person anyway so I go fucking mad :D

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That is terrible when people do that!

He was reading one of my cosmopolitan magazines aswell :x Dirty sod.

Nah me too, it's a strangely nice smell, in a not very nice way...

I refuse to contribute to this thread.

You lot have got far too much ammo on me already  :|

I like my missus to lick my sphincter.

You are my hero, i have to admit to being partial to a bit of 9 volt battery action on women folk.

Oh I have some more.
I drink straight from the juice carton out of the fridge sometimes.
If I spill sugar on the work surface in the kitchen I sweep it under the microwave.
 :king:

:twak: bad sade! the world will come to an end!

Global warming :(

ok i have another........ i had a wank thinking about ann widdecombe!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/mpdb/img/39008.jpg

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Basin head!

That is wrong. Don't even joke

Me too. I'm the only one who drinks the organic orange juice so why shouldn't I?

There is a line Dan, and that more than crosses it  :?  :disapprove:

i drink straight from the bottle quite often, i don't really care!  :)

I used to lick the end of the toothpaste tube when I was ickle but I have stopped that :mrgreen:

sade you have way too many bad habits....

I know I am crap,but hey atleast I'm honest :D

Next thing she'll be tucking her laces into her shoes without tying them first  :shock:

does that meen with my scratch and sniff claim i win?

I  admit to having sex in a wheel barrow.

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No, because I do that too  :oops:  :D

U also have sex in a wheel barrow?

Sorry, meant to quote Dan  :oops:

soapy tit wank

why are you ashamed to admit to that? unless they're your tits? :shock:

ditto, re: tropicana

I was laughing at Sussex accidently admitting to having sex in a wheel barrow. Which I hasten to add is quite pleasurable.

Sunny delight :P

Was someone pushing it at the same time?that could be fun :D

eugh no

Nah, it was just in the shed in the way adn we couldnt be bothered to wheel it out.

extreme shagging! Wheelbarrow style!

As a future 'man of the cloth', aren't you supposed to stay a virgin?

Sorry if I'm being thick, but I went to a Catholic primary school and that's what we were told.

I can't wait to lose mine, it'll probably be with a Rooneyesque hooker mind.

wankings better! :wink:

Yes and no. Cathlicism is quite strict about that but the URC arent. They believe that your faith in god is more important than your sex life basically. It is not a requirement to get into eccumenical college. They also realise that in todays society it is hard to keep to such a pact the same as my political views sometimes conflict with what I believe in. Obviously they would have to take it into consideration if you had 6 kids with 6 different women. And personally I have only had sex with two women and both women I was in a serious relationship with at the time.

shagging in the shower is great fun, hoist the bird up and lean back against a wall, and robert is your mothers brother, so to say. baths quite good too, cant complain in a hotel bed either, but all 3 in one night  :soapy tit wank: in a hotel room paid for by her mums boyfriend, magical!


(i hasten to add that her mum and her mums boyfriend and thei little boy were in a completely different room of the hotel, i dont think her momma would've been too pleased to see my white arse bouncing about as im ploughing her eldest a good'un...)

oh i pick my nose and eat it.
and i pick my ear wax and wipe it on seats/walls/curtains/carpets, where ever i am.

oh when i was 17 whilst my then-missus was baby-sitting for her auntie, i shagged her on her aunties bed.

Am I!  Christ I really have had too much to drink