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Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: yeo on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 01:15:57
Hes funny we need him.

I bet hes caught a disease from his messy flat :D


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 02:33:36
I'm here yeovil. Had loads of mates down visiting. it's been a messy 4 days. I'm amazed I'm alive. Tonights the first night I'm not so fucked I can't see. I'm gonna drink some vodka till I pass out. Hopefully there's enough.


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: yeo on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 02:46:33
\ :D /

Good work Ben.


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 02:50:31
I played pinball tonight in a pub. it was ace. I got some sort of mega-multiball action. they were flying all over the place. It was some sort of flinstones table. I think it was shouting yaba-dabba-doo at me although it may have been curry and guiness poisening.

Also earlier in the day my mate drove out to some random pub so they could have a nice lunch. I just drank guiness and ate crisps. but on the way home we decided it would be a good idea to by cigarettes and smoke them in a national trust car park. We showed those national trust people. There was a tree in the carpark called merton biggerou. It was insane.


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: yeo on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 02:51:54
I would have hugged that tree if I was there.


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 02:54:31
The tree became the hero of the day. I wonder who merton biggerou was. I think he was a pirate. I think the national trust place was next to somewhere called silverton. Merton the silverton pirate. He was an ace pirate who drank lot's of rum.


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: yeo on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 02:55:19
YAR!!!!


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 02:59:29
Why don't I have any cigarettes yeovil? I should have bought some instead of putting all my money into pinball. Although Ben + vodka + fags = burning down my house. It's probably a good thing.


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: yeo on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:01:36
Ive run out as well so ive just called out one of my colleagues to do a job and it just so happens he will have some fags.I want some Vodka :D They have 2 bottles for a fiver at my local corner shop :shock: I bet thats good stuff


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:04:03
2 bottles for a fiver!!!!! That's the bestest deal in the world ever. I bet I'd still somehow manage to rinse £20, but as I'd be dead by the next day it probably wouldn't matter. Merton could drink lot's of vodka.


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:07:03
What the fuck are Nordic Berries? Aparently my vodka is flavoured with them. Actually it's not my vodka but I'm stealing it.


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: yeo on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:07:27
Rodbourne is the most alcoholic part of Swindon I reckon.

8 bottles of cheap Vodka would certainly kill you. :mrgreen:


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:10:31
Should be back in the mighty town in a few days. Haven't been back for over 2 months. I wonder how it's changed. I bet it's more expensive.


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: yeo on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:12:58
a PINTS £6.30 IN A WORKING MANS CLUB.

Is it half term or something?


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:20:32
Yeah Easter apperently. Got about 5weeks with no money and nothing till do till I get my next student loan installment. Might have to go for the seriously depressing option of employment. Thinking about that is a bit sobering. I'm not gonna think.


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: yeo on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:23:19
I could have paid you to dig my garden but my brothers got some council spud coming round to do it now.£100 for a days work as well.


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:29:01
game over. At leats you'll probably get a good job done though. I'm pretty rubbish at working.

For fucks sake I need a piss but the toilet is downstairs. Oh well fuck it. this is why my room has a sink.


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: oxford_fan on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:48:39
Quote from: "flammableBen"

For fucks sake I need a piss but the toilet is downstairs. Oh well fuck it. this is why my room has a sink.
good logic; my toilet is upstairs, so i figure why trek all the way upstairs when the kitchen sink is only a short trip. i always give it a quick rinse after, i'm no dirtbag


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:55:06
I nearly had a disaster. noticed the plug was in my sink just in time. Would have had to reach into a sink full of my own urine if I hadn't spotted that.


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 04:15:50
it's all gone a bit shhhhh. I'm gonna drink the last of the vodka in bed whilst watching something fun. Probably something a bit fun. or maybe not fun at all.


Title: Wheres Flammable Ben gone
Post by: yeo on Sunday, March 19, 2006, 04:21:17
:D good night