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jesus jfw, you're prettier than princess diana. I cant quite work out whether this is an compliment or an insult :? He means that if you ever get pregnant by an Arab type then he'll have to have you killed by Mi6 agents, dressed as paparazzi, in a tunnel, in Paris. Just be careful ok? |
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« Reply #61 on: Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 15:17:24 » |
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Ok I will Ben thanks
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« Reply #62 on: Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 15:19:40 » |
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Also go and touch some people with aids for charity. We could sponsor you!
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« Reply #63 on: Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 15:21:56 » |
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errr OK - I dont have much spare time to fly to Africa? How about touching some Calney type people will that do?
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« Reply #64 on: Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 15:23:39 » |
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Nah not good enough. There must be somewhere with lot's of aids in England.
It's your choice though, Aids or Landmines?
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« Reply #65 on: Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 15:25:38 » |
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maybe theres some landmines in Lyneham???
Or maybe Im clutching at straws?
I know! I could touch some gays?
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« Reply #66 on: Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 15:31:29 » |
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Make it gay landmines and it's a deal!
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« Reply #67 on: Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 15:42:50 » |
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Im googling gay landmines now to see where the closest ones are available
oooh ooh I thought of something else too - I once saw Mohammed Al Fayed in Harrods
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« Reply #68 on: Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 15:44:35 » |
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Princess Diana would have been able to find some Gay Landmines.
Maybe she bought them in Harrods?
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« Reply #69 on: Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 15:57:35 » |
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Im googling gay landmines now to see where the closest ones are available
oooh ooh I thought of something else too - I once saw Mohammed Al Fayed in Harrods Owner spotted in shop shock - I do that in the newsagents almost every day ! It would have been more impressive if you'd seen Mohammed al Harrod in Fayeds  |
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« Reply #70 on: Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 16:06:41 » |
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Looking at the pics on the OS there does seem to be some rather attractive wags at Swindon
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« Reply #71 on: Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 16:13:44 » |
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I'd have a go on Pook's trophy. I also recognise her for some reason? God knows why because i'd certainly remember if it was anything to write home about.
I now know what the private party was in the Old Bank. Dickhead. :-))(
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« Reply #72 on: Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 16:14:16 » |
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not easton's mrs, she looks reet peculiar.
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officially blacker than the night.
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« Reply #73 on: Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 16:16:49 » |
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she looked much prettier than that in the flesh - her dress was VV nice too and she was very sweet and chatty
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« Reply #74 on: Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 16:57:19 » |
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ha ha ha it was fun - my feet are still killing
The last Billy Paynter cocktail was one too many I think!!!
Reg is the best dancer - except Ashs Simon and the witch dance!
BB' s idiosyncratic terpsichorean extravanganza.....reminded me of Tony Curtis doing a Cossack dance in Taras Bulba. Those late 50's, very early 60's epic historical films with Curtis, Yul Bryner and Kirk Douglas are ace. Love The Vikings....this gave the best chant ever, when Forest signed Lars Bohinen.....and sung his name the huge horn music of the film score. |
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