As I am bored I have done you a list at the reasons why it is better.
1) Play football 4 times a week ( no swindon card needed)
2) Gym every day(again no swindon card needed)
3) Have a sleepover with your cell mate
4) Read nuts& zoo everday
5) Earn £10 a week for nothing- Ben this could be for you
6) Your missus can only moan via letter
7) Masturbation is acceptable
Every Sunday you can watch the eastenders omnibus
Obviously there are some bad things such as male rape and regular beatings but as you can see the pro’s far outweigh the cons (pardon the pun)
What i am saying birdy is stab him