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Is that why you rang me dude. Haven't got a decent suit to wear anyhow...

Yeah, not to worry, had a laugh, reg charlotte paul and fred from here were there

Pics ??

Gazzas Fat Mate has loads, but he is in my spare room fucked!

I'm still recovering from saturday.

ha ha ha, thats my drinking finished for the season now!

You called me ruined last night - funny voicemail

 I thought  a TEF elite corps, put up a good show...boogie wonderland.

 Honourable mention to Gazzza  8)

Oops forgot Gazza, he was loving the dancing too!!!

Im fucked

I was soooooooooooo pissed

  8) ...you still managed to do a reasonable imitation of someone auditioning for the role of James Bond.

You hid it well though. Ish. Good night, apart from Charlotte boo'ed my lack of a top hat every time I saw her. Iris was on top form - Peacock was lucky to get out with his kilt intact

Iris is a mad swindon shirt, need more like her.

Cant believe I knew your wife Paul, lovely couple.

Gazzas fat mate is still not awake, I think he is dead

We are or she has? :D

Is GFM alive yet?

I didnt look! Id of gone Red Paul

He woke up about 1, grunted some things then left, he was ruined, in fact we all were

What a cracking night. Started off in the Merlin then met up with everyone at the Old Bank.

Champers was nice! and had a few beers of course, the food was pretty poor and the wait for the BBQ downstairs was a bit silly although the banter in the queue was ace! in my opinion but the night on a whole was fantastic.

Ended up dancing etc and winning the silent auction to be in next years team photo so I guess there will be an over 18 sticker for offensive material! Hey ho!  :mrgreen:

Reg put us all to shame with his dancing skills! Finally met Gazza's fat mate! Was in the last group of people to leave I think?

Best part was seeing so many, happy people talking about STFC not worrying about anything else!

Reg loves to dance, We gpot loads of pictures of the town end lot, was a very enjoyable night with a good group of friends...

Where are these pics?!!!

 I forgot about you winning the team photo thing. 8)

  I thought the food was decent...the queue for burgers was long....but why bother when these bad boys were on offer a plenty.

   http://www.bagadoo.tm.fr/kemper/PIF/langous.jpg

  The roast belly pork with black pudding stuffing was also top notch.

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Only just remembered you waving one in front of my face saying

"look at this !!!!"

top bombing Reg

Can I just say what a great team effort by the town end crew for getting access upstairs....!

Gazza did I know youd won this? I had no idea but thats ace

 It was always going to happen....I walked past a bouncer insisting  Petr Brezovan showed him his ticket....made me laugh, as you don't tend to get too many penguined up, 6ft  6 Slovaks, who are ordinary town fans.

But teh speed of it (within an hour) was impressive

I love the fact Brez wanted a burger instead of the posh food

Was Roberts in good spirits ?

He was on crutches but having a laugh with people and in case there's a hidden implication he seemed sober as a judge to me. Oh, and Lee P's not going anywhere (unless Iris really frightened him off that is)

yeah he wasnt drinking, Gazzas Fat Mate was chatting to him, then he said to roberts 'im like marmite, you love or hate me' Roberts reply off 'I hate Marmite' was a classic

I thought Coxy came across as a real good lad....his bird was even reasonably normal ie not pure WAG.

  Got high hopes for him next season.

Only spoke to a few players, roberts was actually alright which surprised me! Easton is possibly one of the nicest guys I have ever met, JP McGovan seemd nice enough and Coxy did come across well.

Im still proper hanging so am off to bed!

 I spoke some French to Miguel Comminges... 8)   Gazzza  to Comminges " Miguel don't go"  Comminges to Gazzza  " fuck off"

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Stupid fucking nephew. I spent Sunday morning sat in a church and the rest of the day being polite to people I don't know. I got a fair few free glasses of drink out of it, so it wasn't too bad. But still.

Simon Cox's misses Sam is ace! Nice girl and very down to earth. Spoke to Malpas and his mrs as well. She was saying how happy Maurice is in Swindon etc. Said the only thing they really miss about Scotland is their dogs??? Very nice people anyway.

Miguel didn't say fuck off but didn't seem very receptive to someone asking him to say. Nicho was very appreciative of the best wishes people were giving him etc. Genuinely a top lad whenever I have seen him and hope he gets a club.

ha ha ha it was fun - my feet are still killing

The last Billy Paynter cocktail was one too many I think!!!

Reg is the best dancer - except Ashs Simon and the witch dance!
Paul Im so sorry for booing you  :oops:  - I was slighty dissapointed with the lack of hat action

Ive just rememberd something - Ash do you remember when we were stood by the photo thing downstairs and GFM said to you  "Fuck off Id never have my photo taken with you" but JPM though he was speaking to him and was like "How rude!"   :soapy tit wank:

speaking of which can anyone get onto that photo website? - I had the flyer in my handbag the lady said to type in STFC but it doesnt bring anything up?

Ut oh, simon and teh witch dance? I dont remember that!  Yeah McGovan was not impressed at all

I cant get on that site either

you know at the end of Simon and the witch they use to walk away and jump up and click there heels together?

I dont think I want to see those photos anyway - they made me and Zoe look like Lezzers!

:oops:

Theres some good pics on the OS - not of as many forumers as I'd like.

Pooks been with his girlfriend a while now as think I remember them from College.

Charlotte and Zoe you both look very pretty too.

I think the majority of TEF members would love to see those photos then

Christan roberts is my mate is mate chirstan roberts is my mate he likes marmite! ha ha ha I just abused people all night.

Very sorry to anyone on here who I abused in any way whatsoever. Goodnight but I think that me fucked for a few day I can feel my kindeys throbbing!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll sort the picutures of the townend crew dancing tonight when I get in

Oh my god there must be approx 100000000 pictures??? you just stood on the dance floor pressing the button on your camera over and over again

They were carefully edited the next day! Any dodgy ones are no longing in existance!

Thanks  :oops:  my hair looks errr strange - Im also crippled from the shoes I wore!

Zoe knows Lucy Pooks girlfriend too - she said they had only just got back together I think

I won't post her surname but yeah its the same one!

Shoes that hurt tend to look farrrr better though for some reason!

Depends if you have mutant toes I would guess  :mrgreen:

jesus jfw, you're prettier than princess diana.

Diana is dead

WTF is a Billy Paynter cocktail ?

Is it large, strong but has fuck all effect whatsoever ?

You can get the girl drunk but you still won't score.

Ah I see.

Im not sure how but I ended up with one of these! It was horrible

Never take a drink of a scouser.

it's not that bad Ralphy. Just prod him with a straw and suck hard.

I worked it out - you ordered one for me with one barman and Billy Paynter ordered one for me and Zoe with the other barman! although I paid for them!!

your right it was foul and sour - I much prefered the Firey Miguels

Miguel has his own cocktail has well?  :o

Thanks then! ha, I think I gave your dad a fair few beers - no wonder he had to leave soapy tit wank!

you were buying my dad beers?? why??? thats really nice any everything but there was no need!

Im not actually talking to him at the moment

He was chatting to me at the bar, only a couple hes a good laugh

Charlotte's dad is ace! I never had any of the cocktails. Buigger that, Necked a champagne and drank christ knows how many beers!

I cant quite work out whether this is an compliment or an insult  :?

Charlotte is very pretty i must say, as is the lovely Zoe

He means that if you ever get pregnant by an Arab type then he'll have to have you killed by Mi6 agents, dressed as paparazzi, in a tunnel, in Paris.

Just be careful ok?

Ok I will Ben thanks

Also go and touch some people with aids for charity. We could sponsor you!

errr OK - I dont have much spare time to fly to Africa? How about touching some Calney type people will that do?

Nah not good enough. There must be somewhere with lot's of aids in England.

It's your choice though, Aids or Landmines?

maybe theres some landmines in Lyneham???

Or maybe Im clutching at straws?

I know! I could touch some gays?

Make it gay landmines and it's a deal!

Im googling gay landmines now to see where the closest ones are available

oooh ooh I thought of something else too - I once saw Mohammed Al Fayed in Harrods

Princess Diana would have been able to find some Gay Landmines.

Maybe she bought them in Harrods?

Owner spotted in shop shock - I do that in the newsagents almost every day !

It would have been more impressive if you'd seen Mohammed al Harrod in Fayeds  :)

Looking at the pics on the OS there does seem to be some rather attractive wags at Swindon

I'd have a go on Pook's trophy. I also recognise her for some reason? God knows why because i'd certainly remember if it was anything to write home about.

I now know what the private party was in the Old Bank. Dickhead.  :-))(

not easton's mrs, she looks reet peculiar.

she looked much prettier than that in the flesh - her dress was VV nice too and she was very sweet and chatty

 BB' s idiosyncratic terpsichorean extravanganza.....reminded me of Tony Curtis doing a Cossack dance in Taras Bulba.  

 Those late 50's, very early 60's epic historical films with Curtis, Yul Bryner and Kirk Douglas are ace.

 Love The Vikings....this gave the best chant ever, when Forest signed Lars Bohinen.....and sung his name the huge horn music of the film score.

my photos are on facebook haven't a clue how to upload them onto here. if anyone can explain??????????

use www.photobucket.com mate

http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2086

or read this

Right click on the photo and select 'copy image location'

Paste it into your post around the  tags.

e.g.

http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v193/182/99/509812751/n509812751_369334_483.jpg

If it's already on facebook then you don't need to use photobucket

I can't be arsed to sort it out if anyone wants the picture pm a email address and I'll send them or if you wanna become my freiend on facebook pm me who you are and we can become freinds arrrrrrrrrrrrr

Oh dear mate

Dil, just looked through all your pictures, which one is Reg?  :D

we cannot tell you this ralph

Did you delete all the ones of me and Zoe??

I cant get on Facebook at work  :evil:

Theres pics of you both on the site Charlotte

why have we not been tagged!! sort it out Dillip!!

what the fuck is tagging?

all done

Next step up from an ASBO?

tis Ok young Asherly has done it on your behalf

I found those other photos that official photographer did - MINGING!!!

I haven't seen any of these pics and I don't have access to Facebook. Any other way of getting to see them?

sorry are you wearing a hat???

No hat  - no speak -  remember!  :wink:

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If you call me I will give you a password to the face book paul

Yup, got my nerd-chav crossover baseball cap on. Just wrong whichever way you look at it