Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Bob's Orange]

I had a vindaloo in Goa. Not even remotely spicy but bloody tasty.

[suttonred]

I do too, but not a fan of the vindaloo, I often find a jalfrezi or chilli masalla hotter and more enjoyable (better flavour) than a vindaloo.

Having said that, haven't had a vindaloo for 4-5 years so might have to refresh my memory and my arsehole.

Vindaloo hotter in, Jalfrezi hotter out if you get my drift.

[Batch]

chicken chili dansak (or was it a jalfrazi) pints of lager sweating in, crying coming out leading to dreading the next toilet visit and unable to walk properly immediately after.

it's what lead to me avoiding vindaloo all these year, I thought it was up a notch on the her scale.

[Leggett]

THIS GUY is selling 'water colours' which I'm 90% sure are just actual photos put through a water colour setting on Photoshop/Gimp or the like, but doing so for charity.

for example,

https://twitter.com/54degN/status/666339264783892480 is this picture http://jonelseyphotography.photoshelter.com/image/I0000.YKn9SLaP2M, and the Civic on the right here https://twitter.com/54degN/status/667657119424999424 is this picture http://jonelseyphotography.photoshelter.com/image/I0000w5o4H3Cc03U

It just looks way too close to the real life images to be a coincidence, I know it's a watercolour and he may well be an absolutely amazing artist, but look at all the sponsor logos, and the grilles on the Civic. I'm calling bullshit on that...

[Ells]

Hahaha. I'm definitely not convinced by that self portrait.

I'm going to have a go myself when I get home and see how it compares.

[Arriba]

Kids running around screaming at the driving range when I'm trying to practice. Their dad was with them too the fucking prick.

[Skinny Pete]

Why do wellies pull your socks down when you wear them?

[Leggett]

My mum's stepson is a cunt of the highest order, a lazy ignorant prick with zero work ethic who shows up without any warning with whichever girl he's shagging at the time, empties the cupboards of food and then fucks off again on some other fake-hippy rich kid whim. Can't stand him.

[horlock07]

My mum's stepson is a cunt of the highest order, a lazy ignorant prick with zero work ethic who shows up without any warning with whichever girl he's shagging at the time, empties the cupboards of food and then fucks off again on some other fake-hippy rich kid whim. Can't stand him.

My first thought on reading the description of him was to ask whether he plays in the midfield for us?

[Barry Scott]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34889540

The Vatican has charged five people, including two journalists and a top priest or monsignor, over the leaking and publication of secret documents.

The books, "Merchants in the Temple" by Mr Nuzzi and "Avarice" by Mr Fittipaldi, included details of alleged corruption, theft and uncontrolled spending in the Holy See.

If convicted, all five could be jailed for up to eight years.

I'm clearly ignorant of the vatican and it's powers and laws, but I presumed they'd be governed by normal rational laws like Italy itself. So, they have their own laws and shit? They can arrest and imprison people?

It almost reads like they're in an alternative reality. I really don't get it.

[Flashheart]

The Vatican is a sovereign nation.... the smallest in the world, unsurprisingly.

[Barry Scott]

I suppose I just always assumed it was a bit of a token thing and they still had the same laws and legal system as the rest of the Italy, you know, operating away from the 17th century.

[DarloSTFC84]

Fuck me, what a shitty day at 'the office'.

[Mother Brown]

The state of Swindon centre.
Went into town this morning,first time for a while.
What a frecin shithole.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Just got a paper cut from tin foil!!! Ridiculously painful