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Title: transplant Post by: mexico red on Thursday, December 16, 2004, 12:51:57 as some of you may know in the coming months i have to have a kidney transplant , well i was thinking, what if the kidney belonged to an oxford fan? would i start having feelings for the scum? would i slowly become a yellow? would it take over the rest of my body organs?
this scares me more than the operation. Title: transplant Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, December 16, 2004, 13:00:13 I am sure you have heard things like that can happen, it is the DNA you know!
When you having your op then mate? Title: transplant Post by: mexico red on Thursday, December 16, 2004, 13:02:14 dont know, sometime in the next 12 months i imagine, got to have a fuckin catheter fitted to my stomach next month for dialysis.
fun fun fuckin fun sorry having a bad day, football didnt help. Title: transplant Post by: spacey on Thursday, December 16, 2004, 13:04:17 I carry one of these, it gives me peace of mind.
http://www.swindon-town-fc.co.uk/images/Downloads/STFCDonorcard.gif Title: transplant Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, December 16, 2004, 13:04:17 oh bollox :oops:
Title: transplant Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, December 16, 2004, 13:05:12 That does sound quite harsh.
Do you want me to get you a yellow and blue scarf now just incase? Football has ruined my day/week too. The only word I can use to sum up my feelings is - c*nt :cry: Title: transplant Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, December 16, 2004, 13:26:46 Joking apart, that is some serious shit dude - If you go into it with the OOH! Shaun Taylor positive attitude I'm sure you'll fly through. All the best man.
Title: transplant Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, December 16, 2004, 15:15:33 It happened in the simpsons, one of the halloween ones, I mean it wasn't as bad as an oxford fan, I think homer had a hair transplant from that snake dude.
Title: transplant Post by: Whits on Thursday, December 16, 2004, 15:16:44 good luck mex :)
Title: transplant Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, December 16, 2004, 15:18:07 Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls" It happened in the simpsons, one of the halloween ones, I mean it wasn't as bad as an oxford fan, I think homer had a hair transplant from that snake dude. it did indeed. duuuuuuuuuuuude :) all the best mexico Title: transplant Post by: mexico red on Thursday, December 16, 2004, 15:19:38 Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls" It happened in the simpsons, one of the halloween ones, I mean it wasn't as bad as an oxford fan, I think homer had a hair transplant from that snake dude. see thats what i was thinking of the hair takes over homers body and he tries to kill the people that caught him (the hairman) what will happen if i become a scummer? :( Title: transplant Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, December 16, 2004, 15:25:55 1. Your hair will fall out and you will turn into a clone of Tommy Money
2. You will lose any footballing talent you may have 3. You will start to feel attracted to underage girls / youth team players arses 4. The 4th wall of your house will fall down Title: transplant Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, December 16, 2004, 15:36:15 5. you will want to "build it up with yellow and blue" sick
Title: transplant Post by: Whits on Thursday, December 16, 2004, 15:46:38 6. get funny feelings when your walking round tesco and see banana's
Title: transplant Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, December 16, 2004, 15:55:41 Quote from: "Piemonte2" 4. The 4th wall of your house will fall down Title: transplant Post by: mexico red on Thursday, December 16, 2004, 17:27:38 thank god for oxford, with all this shit going on at least we can laugh at them.
Title: transplant Post by: Anonymous on Friday, December 17, 2004, 00:09:54 Yay! you can come with me in the mail end
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