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herthab
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« on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 18:02:40 »

Can someone please post something humourous, outrageous, insulting, thought-provoking, interesting or topical.

Bored shitless and it's pissing it down here........................
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 18:26:56 »

the mars bar of today is so inferior to its predecessor.
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 18:27:48 »

A super fun thing to do which always cheers me up, is to up on Daft Punk - One more time. Then sing along in a stupidly over the top, posh, British accent. Its ace.
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 18:28:59 »

i just have sex or eat-drink when bored-fed up
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 18:30:41 »

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i just have sex or eat-drink when bored-fed up


Already eaten and my missus is a moose.

Any other suggestions?
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flammableBen

« Reply #5 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 18:30:53 »

You've got to multi-task arriba. Have sex whilst eating, drinking and singing One More Time in a posh British accent.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 18:32:09 »

i usually eat pussy before sex if that counts.
herthab, if your mrs is a moose then fuck her off and get a nerw model
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 18:38:31 »

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i usually eat pussy before sex if that counts.
herthab, if your mrs is a moose then fuck her off and get a nerw model
       
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 18:42:17 »

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i usually eat pussy before sex if that counts.
herthab, if your mrs is a moose then fuck her off and get a nerw model
       


And who would then clean the house, wash my clothes and cook?

And I don't like fish.
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 18:45:30 »

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i just have sex or eat-drink when bored-fed up


Already eaten and my missus is a moose.

Any other suggestions?


   charming as ever!!
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 19:00:46 »

We need Bennett to post the video !!!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 19:02:30 »

I have an ace photo of Bushey from last nite, and introduced him to my sister which was a bad move!!
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 19:03:14 »

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I have an ace photo of Bushey from last nite, and introduced him to my sister which was a bad move!!


You should know better Sippo
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Sussex

« Reply #13 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 20:23:25 »

My favourite crisps at the moment are Tesco finest oak smoked barbecue, and I'm watching Top Gear repeats on UKTV G2. I'm living life to the full and no fuckers gonna hold me back  :|
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 20:28:51 »

I have a headache, I'm tired, drinking only water and watching repeats of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. I'm more hip and trendy than all of you  Soapy Tit Wank
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