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Hi folks...ime having some computer problems...if anyone maybe able to help me could they pm me please..i would appreciate it...cheers.

Whats up?

Everytime he pauses his keyboard inserts an ellipsis.

PM on way Sippo..............ta.

............................................................................................. sorry Bill.

...no problem...everyone has their own style...keep up the good work...

You too.

yeah, whats up? if sippo hasnt allready given you the resolution.

Sorted Chubbs....its righted itself...some apache server messing me about?....thanks Sippo also.

The server must have been down their end.

thats what i thought. :-)

i reckon he's married to that bird who did the commentary at the weekend, i bet they have a right good laugh together

Also, can someone please tell him that 'I'm' is 'I'm' not Ime. god help it when his e key breaks  :(

and can I tell you that you start sentences with a capital letter


I mean....does it really fucking matter ????????

right said fred

the grammar police piss me off

especially when they get it wrong themselves.daft.plain daft.

Spelling 'I'm' 'Ime' is not a grammatical error, its a spelling error, and a fucking stupid one to make when (i presume) his first language is English. Ime is im, or i'm, not bloody ime.

(p.s love the question marks  :cloud9:...and i understand the irony, don't worry)

who gives a shit?

Do you live in a glass house Div ?

Can I apologise on behalf of the whole forum that we are all not educated to the same high standard as yourself

You can't apologise on my behalf - I'm far cleverer than this cunt.

*it's  :doh:

I'm is always I'm as it is an abbreviation of "I am" (which, incedently, is the shortest sentence in the english language).

But, like others have said, is it really that important?

so div is a bit of a div then.

incidentally

To use a jayohaitchenn saying

FUCK OFF TWAT

Does it matter?

Is that a jayohaitchenn saying? I only used it once. :D

I just remember you using it once, so i gave you credit for it 8)

Thanks for this thread.  It has made me laugh. :nod:

Ime laughing too.  :)

Come on, shit grammar and spelling is bearable and fair enough, but even the most illiterate of fuckspacks must know"I'm"... If an 8 y.o. wrote "Ime" at primary school they'd be considered a fuckin retard

*fucking retard.

I don't care about grammar, spelling simple terms 6 year olds use is a bit irritating.
And 'I am', is not the shortest sentence there is - 'No' is, or even 'A' (all be bit, mainly to answer a question.


And you're a stupid fuck for not understanding the basic concept if logic. How can you say you are cleverer than me, when you don't know me? Maybe i'll just call you a fuckwit - come back when you can do a little bit more than adding ,subtracting ,multiplying & dividing; speaking english and can throw appropriate insults out, instead of your own deluded ones, that have little to do with anything other than your God complex.

Prick.

Massive Massive over reaction !


Are you related to Gazza per chance


Try not to fall over your bottom lip on the way out

Touché (basically, well played) sir.  A decent riposte (comeback to you).  I don't have to know you to know I'm cleverer than you, you can tell a lot by the way people type...

You may need to lighten up a bit around here though - you seem a bit sensitive.    

maybe leefer is dislexic?
i think he probably is to a degree.my daughter has it and it doesn't make the individual thick,spastic,stupid etc.
there differing severities of the condition and my daughter makes the same kind of errors leefer does.the spellings are typed how they sound, as they are easier to learn.she excels at maths but struggles with words.

I dont give a shit if somone doesn't have a perfect grasp of the english language.what they have to say is far more important than how it's put together.
give me a decent chap like leefer with the spelling mistakes,over a jumped up know all tossser who can spell anyday.

Perfect

Agreed


Agreed


Agreed

My name is billy, and i'm not cool on this forum. For this reason, i can't post an observation and get away with it. If only i was the one to say (subtly) 'this guy uses ellipses too much', but i guess i got beat to that by one of the king pins.

Although I appreciate being called a king pin, you should know two things:

 - no-one on here listens to a word I say;
 - most on here seem to think I'm a cunt.  I dispute this.

You're a Cunt Billy

Word.

Massive, massive cunt.

Maybe its just me, but weren't we all taught at school to never start a sentence with 'and'?

Yeah, but schools are wrong.

I am sorry girls, but there is simply no excuse for poor grammar, bad spelling or punctuation.

We are all taught it at school and by our parents (hopefully) and it is a basic requirement to live in a western country and to be able to communicate and fill forms in  ::)

Arriba and Sonic - you lack of leading capitals drives me fucking nuts. SORT IT OUT.

Alternatively consider yourself an English language spastic. That is all.

As long as it is legible I don't see what the problem is.

Does everyone speak the Queen's English when they're down the pub with their mates? I somehow doubt it.

Errrm.

Let me give an analogy. Take driving. Nearly everybody hates middle lane motorway drivers. Or drivers who don't indicate at junctions or roundabouts. Neither of these are illegal but conversely they show that the miscreant really doesn't care about 'acceptable practice'. Sure, the standards are there, but they are too lazy/oblivious to comply with what most of us consider to be expected.

English is the same in my eyes. It really isn't that difficult.

Also, the Queen's English isn't an accepted national way to speak. That would preclude regional accents, idioms and swearing (tbh). However written English is national.

because i don't use capital letters on forums i am a bad driver

Quite right, though I think TalkTalk's point was tongue in cheek. At least I hope it was.

The only thing that really annoys me on this front is text speak.

No, it's because you half use punctuation. That makes you fail to indicate and also never check your oil level.

do you find my posts as hard to understand as someone who can't spell?

Your spelling is A++++++ and I love it.

The capitalisation just fucks me off. Are your shift keys buggered or something?

i'm not going to use upper case from now on :D

Well at least it isn't ALL UPPER CASE SHOUTY STUFF...

I'VE CHANGED MY MIND

Tart. You should be a woman.

ten years of using IRC.

iT CoUlD bE wOrSe I cOuLd TyPe LiKe DiS

Spelling epic fail.

i MiGht MIx IT uP A BiT

Actually I have to come clean about something. In the job I do it is standard practice to use camel case for entity attributes, as in:

jobTitle
userId
employerName
divisionHeadquarters

I cringe at my work...

Shouldn't that be epic spelling fail?

It depends on which Queen you follow.

Always you Alan, always.

i just can't be arsed to use capitals.it's a quick post on a forum,not a job application.

This thread turned into a joke,I dont think it matters about grammar as long as it's readable,and i hated school and much prefered to go and help me dad do some building work,my point being just because people are not so good at grammar don't mean they are retard's/thick or whatever,Some are better at other thing's like manual work etc than sitting doing office work etc.I think some people on here need to realise that.

I could pick my doctor up on a few grammar mistakes when i can read it,I doub't very much he's thick tho.