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« on: Monday, May 16, 2005, 23:24:07 »

And Im expected to stay awake for the next 5 1/2 hours.

What a fucker :x
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, May 16, 2005, 23:28:23 »

Just OD on Vit C and get some of those lemsips in.  Never used to believe in all of that crap but been banging back those 5 times the recommended daily allowance jobbies and in three years I have had just two colds.

Both can be put down to every miserable sod in the office having one and air conditioning distributing all those lovely germs about.

Lemsips will knock about 2-3 days recovery time off.
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, May 16, 2005, 23:38:40 »

Smoking like a labratory chimp doesn't help but I always smoke more when Im dieing.....

I think I might just go to sleep.
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, May 16, 2005, 23:51:04 »

Have a wank...that always help
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, May 16, 2005, 23:59:40 »

You stop wanking when your 30
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 00:03:58 »

Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
You stop wanking when your 30


Thats obviously your problem then. Or maybe you do need to sleep
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 00:25:03 »

I've been ill for about a week, I spoke to somebody tonight and my voice was almost non-existent. I've been coughing up phlegm with blood, getting nosebleeds when blowing my nose, migraines...

so I've not taken anything and continued being miserable and/or depressed.
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 00:31:57 »

Sounds nasty - maybe you've been smoking too much of the sticky green sonic?  Wink

My dad had a nasty cough for nearly 2 months. Only when he couldn't move out of bed did he phone the doctor. The stubbon fool has a lung infection and pleurasy
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 08:26:25 »

I've had i minor cold, of the needing to blow my nose all the time variety, since I got back from my boarding holiday, which was the weekend we played up at Hartlepool.  Crying
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2005, 00:47:30 »

How's the man cold Yeovil?
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2005, 01:11:55 »

Its more a man cough and chest infection now.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2005, 01:17:47 »

Oh dear! You should go to the doctor you could get time off work :advercool:

I'm bored as fuck...somebody say something interesting :|
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2005, 01:31:09 »

I haven't got a Doctor and I would lose my job if I had time off work for a cough.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2005, 01:40:59 »

Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Its more a man cough and chest infection now.


get yourself a chesty cough mixture, probably too late if it's a chest infection but it should help a bit. make sure it's dextromethorphan or guaphenesin though, else it's shite.
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