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« Reply #30 on: Thursday, November 19, 2009, 17:15:06 » |
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Yep, it'd be like fucking a bin bag full of noodles. Now they're what you call shit tits. Has anyone ever someone with real tits that are that shape with nipples positioned that strangely? How can she not look in the mirror and say, "You know what, these tits look silly and i look disgustingly rough." |
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 00:08:30 » |
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a snatch like a wizard's sleeze
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 00:28:43 » |
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Yeah she's gone a bit rough but I'd still love to get inside her, man the fuck up you lot.
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STFC4LIFE
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« Reply #33 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 02:06:31 » |
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I don't understand everyone that says she's rough.
Ok, she's a bit of a twat, but you get home one night after 8 or 9 pints, and she's in your bed naked.
Tell me you'd say no then.
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Hammer
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« Reply #34 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 05:20:19 » |
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I don't understand everyone that says she's rough.
Ok, she's a bit of a twat, but you get home one night after 8 or 9 pints, and she's in your bed naked.
Tell me you'd say no then.
I'd say no. Firstly, because my wife would be lying next to her. Secondly, because my trouser snake would be a bit limp after 9 pints. Thirdly, downstairs I've got a few cans and a chicken tikka masala with garlic nan. |
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nevillew
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 08:41:41 » |
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I'd say no. Firstly, because my wife would be lying next to her. Secondly, because my trouser snake would be a bit limp after 9 pints. Thirdly, downstairs I've got a few cans and a chicken tikka masala with garlic nan.
She'd have to be asleep, if not in a korma. |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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magicroundabout
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« Reply #36 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 09:13:43 » |
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Yeah she's gone a bit rough but I'd still love to get inside her, man the fuck up you lot.
desperate times and all that eh Dave I don't understand everyone that says she's rough.
Ok, she's a bit of a twat, but you get home one night after 8 or 9 pints, and she's in your bed naked.
Tell me you'd say no then.
too right i would. She's rougher than a badgers arss. She is someone i look at and just think "my god you're rough" Dame Helen Mirran(sp) is 100 times better and she's almost 3 times her age |
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Batch
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 09:35:22 » |
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If you are talking fantasy shags Jordan would be pretty low on my list.
I bet shagging Jordan would be like throwing a sausage down an alleyway. Not much tread left on that tyre. Etc. etc.
But at least she's better than Kerry Katona.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #38 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 09:42:29 » |
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Tis true Batch
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« Reply #39 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 09:50:50 » |
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ahh she worth a squirt
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #40 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 10:03:19 » |
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She'd have to be asleep, if not in a korma.
On a bed of rice? With her uncle Ben? |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #41 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 10:08:43 » |
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ahh she worth a squirt
Of disinfectant before you touch it. |
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Only a fool does not know when to hold his tongue.
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Sippo
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« Reply #42 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 10:27:24 » |
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But at least she's better than Kerry Katona.
Kerry Katona would scrub up quite well though, wouldn't she?!! Or is it just me? |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #43 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 10:43:55 » |
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Kerry Katona would scrub up quite well though, wouldn't she?!! Or is it just me?
Sound effects would be good at the time of climax! |
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #44 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 10:46:06 » |
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But at least she's better than Kerry Katona.
Huh? That's like saying, but at least she's better than John Prescott. Surely Kerry Katona wouldn't make anyone's fantasy shag list, apart from Sippo's evidently.  |
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