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« Reply #15225 on: Wednesday, July 1, 2015, 09:03:34 »

If ever there was a defining moment of realising you got old!  Is it one of those ones you can do your ears with as well? why hasn't evolution removed these useless hair growth problems for us already without the need to resort to technology!

What would be the evolutionary advantage of having no hair in your ears?
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« Reply #15226 on: Wednesday, July 1, 2015, 12:05:36 »

Blue cheese omelette. Oh yes.
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« Reply #15227 on: Wednesday, July 1, 2015, 12:09:21 »

Blue cheese omelette. Oh yes.
One of my all time faves too...mmmm.
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« Reply #15228 on: Wednesday, July 1, 2015, 14:49:22 »

What would be the evolutionary advantage of having no hair in your ears?

I would imagine something like 10% of road deaths must be caused by irritating and pointless hair tickling, not to mention reduced reproduction rates for people with excessive nasal hair.
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« Reply #15229 on: Wednesday, July 1, 2015, 19:31:37 »

A programme about crazy cat ladies on channel 5 - a glimpse into my future!
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« Reply #15230 on: Wednesday, July 1, 2015, 20:15:36 »

Hot on the heels of towns FFITC teams competition win in sweaty land last weekend the STFC walking football team are the last 10 for finals day

The ten finalists are: AFC Wimbledon, Blackpool FC, Crewe Alexandra FC, Derby County FC ‘A’, Derby County ‘B’, Leeds United FC, Norwich City FC, Plymouth Argyle FC, Swindon Town FC and York City.

Read more at http://www.football-league.co.uk/news/article/2015/line-up-complete-for-football-league-trust-walking-football-cup-finals-2519217.aspx#x2smiyHrTIXhC5X2.99

The sort of news the club should be pushing
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« Reply #15231 on: Wednesday, July 1, 2015, 20:28:00 »

Hot on the heels of towns FFITC teams competition win in sweaty land last weekend the STFC walking football team are the last 10 for finals day

The ten finalists are: AFC Wimbledon, Blackpool FC, Crewe Alexandra FC, Derby County FC ‘A’, Derby County ‘B’, Leeds United FC, Norwich City FC, Plymouth Argyle FC, Swindon Town FC and York City.

Read more at http://www.football-league.co.uk/news/article/2015/line-up-complete-for-football-league-trust-walking-football-cup-finals-2519217.aspx#x2smiyHrTIXhC5X2.99

The sort of news the club should be pushing

There's an interview with the captain, a video about walking football and highlights of some of their games on Fanzai*










* Probably not. I don't have Fanzai, nobody does.
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« Reply #15232 on: Wednesday, July 1, 2015, 21:54:04 »

A programme about crazy cat ladies on channel 5 - a glimpse into my future!

Not sure about this.  Crazy cat ladies tend only to live with cats.  No other humans in the same house.  Which is why the cats become their 'babies'.

I once googled an ex of mine (who helpfully had a very unusual, googlable name) to discover that she had become one of these.  She was a complete lunatic though.
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« Reply #15233 on: Wednesday, July 1, 2015, 22:00:37 »

Why is it always old cat ladies? Why don't you hear so much about old cat men?
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« Reply #15234 on: Wednesday, July 1, 2015, 22:01:45 »

Actually, I think I realised the somewhat gruesome answer to that the moment before I clicked on 'post'.
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« Reply #15235 on: Wednesday, July 1, 2015, 22:08:59 »

I once googled an ex of mine (who helpfully had a very unusual, googlable name) to discover that she had become one of these.  She was a complete lunatic though.

I am sure this isn't a reflection on you whatsoever.
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« Reply #15236 on: Wednesday, July 1, 2015, 22:17:16 »

More of a fling than an ex.  Not guilty, honest.
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« Reply #15237 on: Thursday, July 2, 2015, 18:43:33 »

Dustin Brown. That was great.
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« Reply #15238 on: Thursday, July 2, 2015, 18:48:16 »

Dustin Brown. That was great.

Was just about to write the same thing.

Reminded me of something one of the kids at school said to me the other day - where swindon now train is very close to the school I work at and some of the kids had been to watch training and get some autographs in the run up to the playsoffs - knowing I supports Swindon one of the boys (who's about 6) ran up to me and said "Mrs Burbidge I met one of the Swindon players and got his autograph" I was like "ooooh who did you meet" to which the child replied " errrrrr a brown man??"
I've still got no idea who it was!   Girl Giggle
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« Reply #15239 on: Thursday, July 2, 2015, 21:25:38 »

Went to see the stage show of whose line is it anyway tonight.

Clive Anderson, Colin Mochrie, Greg Proops, Josie Lawrence and Brad someone (who was excellent).

As good as I remember from the channel 4 show in the 90's. Top class.
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