Walrus

[Ben Wah Balls]

I haven't offered any real advice, as you can't really teach charm, wit, and charisma.

Likewise. I only offer completely useless advice on here I'm afraid.

[Sippo]

Walrus,

As you have a thing for rubbing your nob against kitchen windows, I think you should do this at her place but with a romantic twist as Ralphy said, with a rose in your mouth...  

It can't fail, can it?

[Sussex]

I blame Sussex's bad influence  

Don't drag me into this thread! The forum's gone all spastic and gay recently. Hairdressing, Christmas dinner, wtf?!

You're supposed to learn from my mistakes, not emulate them.

Does Heather do anal?

[DMR]

I am acting like a gent, a drunken one.  I didn't do anything outside the boundaries of the rules - technically we're both single at the moment.  I am gonna give her time and just pray, but meantime I need a plan D for when I do see her....

So if she pulls another bloke its ok cos she is single.

Dont give up drugs for a lady do it for yourself, some drugs are good fun in moderation.

I'd agree with this mate, how much respect did you get when Tim was with her?

[Super_Taff]

Is Ellie fair game then Dave....?

I HOPE NOT!!!

[walrus]

I blame Sussex's bad influence  

Does Heather do anal?

Possible.....  She's also promised me a threesome if she ever finds a girl she likes    :shock:

A rose in the mouth would just ruin my nudity stunt, plus I couldn't go nude without being totally hammered....  Never drinking again.