How Do You Classify Being Pissed

[LucienSanchez]

Practise makes perfect...

[tans]

Waking up next to a fat czech bird and paying her the remains of your pockets (26p) for the pleasure, then running out the door half naked her chasing you down the street, then shivering at a bus stop for 2 hours waiting for the next bus back.

Top night out that was

[mexico red]

waking up naked in bed with a woman whose husband is asleep on the sofa bed across the room. quietly getting dressed sneaking out of the house and not knowing where you are.

Having to ask two old ladies what town youre in and finding out your in Cannock. Fucking Cannock!

[ron dodgers]

puking then eating your puke.

that's not so bad - someone puking and then eating someone elses puke

[Don Rogers Shop]

Waking up next to mex

[Reg Smeeton]

waking up naked in bed with a woman whose husband is asleep on the sofa bed across the room. quietly getting dressed sneaking out of the house and not knowing where you are.

Having to ask two old ladies what town youre in and finding out your in Cannock. Fucking Cannock!

 Is that where Cannock Chase comes from?  Irate husband, after a semi dressed Mex stumbling about with his kecks aroound his ankles.

[mexico red]

wouldnt have been much of a chase i was puking all down his garden path.