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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey

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« Reply #4800 on: Thursday, June 25, 2020, 07:25:47 »

Was on Sky News website this morning.

You thinking that’s not Muff?
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« Reply #4801 on: Thursday, June 25, 2020, 07:36:08 »

Just wondered the source, I'm a natural skeptic.

Found this though - https://www.basingstokegazette.co.uk/news/18539872.photos-show-bournemouth-beach-packed-hottest-day-year-far/

Jesus.
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« Reply #4802 on: Thursday, June 25, 2020, 07:38:54 »

If you need a piss you are stuffed. I wonder how many people went in the sea.

If you have young kids, it would be a total nightmare.
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« Reply #4803 on: Thursday, June 25, 2020, 07:44:04 »

If you need a piss you are stuffed. I wonder how many people went in the sea.

If you have young kids, it would be a total nightmare.

Does anyone get out of the sea to urinate?
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« Reply #4804 on: Thursday, June 25, 2020, 07:49:50 »

Was on Sky News website this morning.

You thinking that’s not Muff?
Plenty of muff there that I can see of.
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« Reply #4805 on: Thursday, June 25, 2020, 07:58:11 »

Does anyone get out of the sea to urinate?
Why do you think sea levels are rising? Nowt to do with climate change!
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« Reply #4806 on: Thursday, June 25, 2020, 08:05:56 »

Does anyone get out of the sea to urinate?
I'm sure that some people don't even get out of the bath to have a piss.   Flaccid Dick Flaccid Dick
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« Reply #4807 on: Thursday, June 25, 2020, 08:07:26 »

I'm sure that some people don't even get out of the bath to have a piss.   Flaccid Dick Flaccid Dick
Don't you tell me what I can and can't do Wink sometimes when I piss in the bath I can even get it into the toilet bowl.
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« Reply #4808 on: Thursday, June 25, 2020, 08:12:28 »

Just wondered the source, I'm a natural skeptic.

Found this though - https://www.basingstokegazette.co.uk/news/18539872.photos-show-bournemouth-beach-packed-hottest-day-year-far/

Jesus.
Leaving aside COVID, social distancing etc that just looks like a really unpleasant experience anyway, even in "normal" times
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« Reply #4809 on: Thursday, June 25, 2020, 08:13:33 »

Second wave? Meh.
Think you've very accurately summarised No 10's position there. Have you thought about applying for a job a spokesman? Smiley
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« Reply #4810 on: Thursday, June 25, 2020, 08:25:35 »

So why can't we play cricket?
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« Reply #4811 on: Thursday, June 25, 2020, 08:28:23 »

So why can't we play cricket?
Because its another game that we invented yet are not very good at? or did you mean due to coronavirus Wink
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« Reply #4812 on: Thursday, June 25, 2020, 08:35:30 »

Because its another game that we invented yet are not very good at? or did you mean due to coronavirus Wink

Whilst your point regarding our ineptitude is noted, I was more thinking from a coronavirus viewpoint.
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« Reply #4813 on: Thursday, June 25, 2020, 08:44:26 »

Whilst your point regarding our ineptitude is noted, I was more thinking from a coronavirus viewpoint.
TBF I haven't watched an England match for about 20 years, I was jumping on the bandwagon as seems to be the TEF way lately Smiley
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« Reply #4814 on: Thursday, June 25, 2020, 08:50:08 »

The problem was the alternative candidate was a timb bomb waiting to explode so we were pushed in a corner

My point was, the election result was nothing to do with the candidate, it was about Brexit.  You could have had the best candidate in the world as Labour leader, but if they were pro remain they were never going to win..

Trump could have been the Conservative leader promising Brexit and he would have been elected.  It's exactly how Trump got the presidency and exactly how Boris is PM.  We knew he was a basket case when we elected him, you can't bitch and moan now that the country is subsequently a basket case.  He has not changed, he was lying then, he lies now, but everybody had their Brexit blinkers on. 

The bed was made, no point in being surprised that he is lying to us while we lay in it..
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