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Games so far:
Poole Town
Hereford
Cirencester

Just for clarification http://www.swindontownfc.co.uk/page/TicketNews/0,,10341~2064712,00.html

Bit of a longshot, but would there be SAS travel for Hereford?

i wouldnt have thought so

I know this thread came first, but this one is sticky

http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,39338.0/topicseen.html

No, but there'll probably be SAS at Hereford.

Ooh how mouthwatering those fixtures are!

Booked them off already!

pre season games are wank

Couldn't agree more, but a day trip to Poole will do everyone the world of good

Home game to a big Premiership club please.

Man City? Liverpool?

With our close links with Man City & Celtic, those surely are not beyond the realms of possibility

Don't care about pre-season. Just want the real stuff to start. Does anyone know when the fixtures are out?

17th June

Look forward to that

Less than 2 weeks. Blimey goes quick.

With the WC it will go even quicker!

Oh I dunno about that, I might watch the odd bit if I've got nothing better to do

Nice one !

So we got the League fixtures up to 7th May 2011 but we still got a blank week around 19th June 2010 for friendlies - wierd! Wonder if the Town are going anywhere.

Austria maybe? Are you going SONN uopuims?

im not surprised you thick cunt

Really weird, what with all the players being on holiday I would that thought tomorrow would be the perfect time to have a game.

Bored with the whole Greer thing so focusing on pre-season

Is anyone going to the friendly on wednesday at Supermarine?  Do you think it'll be mostly fringe players going to this with first teamers going Hereford Friday?

Tempted to go to Sub-par-marine. Not sure yet.

Is it THIS Wewdnesday? Blimey that snuck up quick.  May pop along - work depending.

Oh Ive said yes to the Brownies end of term party Wed night now! Oh well!

Yep i believe we have 2 matches this week then there off to Austria on Saturday.

soapy tit wank watch them Brownies JFW they'll be riots mark my words  :D

I heart Brownies - Im becoming a Brownie leader soon hopefully!

Aren't you a bit old to be doing that sort of stuff?

too old to be an actual Brownie yes!

Ill be an owl silly! a helper!

What kind of Owl?

well they already have Brown,Tawny,Snowy,Barn

what other owls are there????

Oh we we have Hedgehog and Squirrel - they are Guides who come and help to get some sort of award?

Soapy. You could be Soapy Owl

 :girlgiggle:

Eagle.
Great Horned.
etc, etc.

Owls are thick. Real ones not Brownie ones.


Why do they sound like they might have just come from playing a game of hide the soap. Probably a bit unfair I know!

Hide the soap??? what does that mean? lezzers?? they are only like 13!!!

Eagle and Great Horned sound a bit kind of posh??

Any other owl suggestions??

tena owl?

this thread could get me arrested, im leaving it now.

Theres no such thing as a Tena owl! its gotta be a real life owl!

sanitary owl?

 :girlgiggle:

I'm a Royce Brownlie

Ooops. Didn't read that properly and assumed they were adults. Never mind then.

You can be a burrowing owl.

Maybe you're more of a fox than an owl? Could one of your real-life friends on here confirm/dispute that? Sorry, I've probably opened you up to all sorts of abuse there.

Never knew why there were Girl Guides and Brownies. Who are better?

Given JFW's advancing years, a wise old owl would seem more appropriate than a fox. Only with slightly less wisdom and a few more fitness and make-up tips.

Boys have cubs and then scouts where girls have brownies then girl guides, you clueless muppet.

I was a sixer in the cubs. Fuck yeah!

one F in Fitton

You do Rainbows>Brownies>guides

That's a slanderous accusation.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

OMG you lot!!!!

What's with the big tough name-calling then? Made you feel all strong and powerful did it?


Thank you. Rainbows must still have the umbilical cord attached....

Can you turn your head all the way around JFW?

Not any more. My daughter's in the scouts.

I was a sixer too and later became a Patrol Leader. Gave up when they told me Queen's Scout was next. Let them look for themselves I say.

Has she got a woggle and all?

Good see that we've got cutting edge technology this summer... Play the boys some synth, that'll keep them moving.

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 :nod:

"Complicating, circulating
New Life, New Life,
Operating, generating
New Life, New Life...."

Yep. they need to modern up on the badges though. Instead of knot tying, they should do home brew badges, do your dad egg and bacon badges etc.

Funny you should say that but my mum said I did this when I had just been born! She always tells that story!

Ever checked for any raised numbers under your hair?

 >:D

Eagle owl.  So large it could rip your face off.

Evenin' owl. Dixon of Dock Green had one.

a Grrr-owl

Fingern owls and tone owls.

... and beautiful feem owls.

The Simonc Owl.

Simon Cowell

The "Whatyousaywhenyousteponarake-owl!"

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