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first time in 3 years, fuck me its like a war zone. and i aint saying im no oil painting but christ on a bike the women are fuckin pigs. does anyone know how to fuckin dress well?

 You're obviously not drinking enough....

Friday's are better IMO.

what did you expect really? its swindon.

 The authentic sneer of the public school educated elitist.

 Personally i've always found Swindon women to be a delightful mix of the georgeous through to ordinary.....but nevertheless generally up for a good time.

i went to brunel last night. Swindon really is a bad place. im never coming back.

yes Mex .. its really awful these days isnt it .... thats why i havent gone down there as often as i used to ... no class

 By the sounds of it...you'd be happy to go down there if you had the chance....class or no class.

excuse me.....(the missis here) i will have you know i'm no oil painting either but i know how to dress well and aint no pig!!!!

what do u mean .. if i got the chance  ???

i could go down there anytime if i really wanted

Swindon has lots of lovely stylish ladies.

Not that im interested scruffy pigs are the way forward. :king:

Town is shite! its too rough, the bars are always packed and are shit tbh, you will be lucky if you come home without being bottled

Nah you only get trouble if you want it.

Ive never once had any .

are mex, jimbo and fatbury public school elitists too?

nowt to do with it, nor is it true.

if you can't admit that swindon is a bit of a dump then you've either got no objectivity or haven't been very far from home.

yeah right  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: i suppose you are right yeovil but theres always the prick who says "you said this about me" "or you hit on my girlfriend"

Reg has been everywhere!

Wasnt he a travelling hippy guy in the 60s/70s

in 6 months time I will be clubbing in new york city. I wonder if they have banned smoking there too

  You stick with your class I'll stick with mine.

 8) To right Comrade

reg are you trying to say you are working class? I cant imagine you living in a council estate eating cold beans with a sausage.

 Damn right...a tin of Cross and Blackwell beans and sausage is a treat in the Smeeton household.

 In the OF household its called cassoulet.

Sausage = spoon. Textbook.

Why not Heinz beans, out of interest, Reg?

 The Cross and Blackwell beans are redder....I like red.

 HP beans and sausage are pretty good.

so thats what cassoulet is.

how depressing i must be working class, although my comprehensive was across the street from a posh school. god i aspire to be like oxford fan.

I think most people I see watching swindon are working class. Especially the away games. bunch of freaks

what is working class?????

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_class

I know what a cassoulet is, but I grew up on a council estate and went to to Park.

And frankly an evening out in the hot night spots of Swindon holds very little appeal, (although a few pints in the Beehive with some old mates would be nice).

What does that make me?

beehive does indeed rule. my sister just bought a house by it. Ive not been there in years

prince of wales was ace, good pool table top fuckin jukebox.

my sisters house is on the same street as the prince of wales. It looks a little bit scary in there.

 dont kill her or anything though

 Cassoulet, is also a term used in the 70's classic book " The Joy of Sex"....for the that most elusive natural smell of bird on heat...that is destroyed by too many chemical products and you can't pick up if your olefactory organ is fucked by too many fags and other malodorous cack.

 It is a worthy aspiration to raise one self from the confines of the lower orders.

Did you go up with our lot mex to prince of wales? good pub, nice beer

I do feel that Paul Welleresq antipathy towards my class background that makes me feel both incredibly defensive of it and very critical of it at the same time.

It's very odd. I don't like the Chavvy taste of a section of working class youth, and I don't like a lot of their attitudes, but when middle class people get all fucking arsey about them I want to brick their windows in.

Question: is the Pipers Arms a queer pub? It felt like it,

Theres plenty of lower class yet nice enough people about. Its just that outside of schools you don't tend to notice them as they are the quiet ones who behave.

Not that I'm from that kind of back ground I must "admit"

you have to defend them when people start slagging them off its a bit like slagging off swindon, we can do it but any other cunt who does will get a mouthful.

onion can i sleep with your sister before i kill her?

I'd rather you didnt actually. please reply to my private message instead.

i have fuck face twice

oh yeah

 Urban myth used to be that when it was the Fountain it was a gay pub...I only ever used to go in occasionally on a pub crawl or something, and ahven't been in for a few years now, so wouldn't know.

It was alright in there, nothing unpleasant but it felt gay.

 If you're looking for the scene locally DMR :wink: , then the Cricketers in the Railway Village is the place, also there's a club in London Street, which uses a bit of the old worrks.

its not gay, its shit though. so small and they always have a crap band on

Is that the pub in Old Town, near the Arts Centre, that tried to shed its Gay bar image by changing it's name to the Hobgoblin, which ended up being referred to as the Goblin, which kinda just brought the whole gay thing back into peoples minds.

 That's the one.

I frequent the pipers every lunchtime. nowt gay about it as far as i can see. 50p pool table too!

I should be going out in Swindon next Friday for the first time in ages. Going to the brunel rooms to see Pendulum and Andy C and Cardiff's own 23DJ probably.

Last time I went I went in Yates I think it was and it's true the women were 95% pigs.

I thought the women in Swindon were bad until i started uni in bristol, fuck me its a hell of alot worse, there either black, asian, wearing nike air max and stupid fuckin hooped ear rings or just plain fat. Its like throwing meat to dogs when you spot a decent one

I might avoid going out in Swindon for as long as possible this year  :|

Went to visit a mate of mine who goes to uni in Southampton, went to a bar called Jesters, u ever been? Shithole but 50p a pint on a mon, got smashed on 7quid including chips, couldnt complain

Yeah I live 5 mins (when sober) away from Jesters. Like you say utter craphole but cheap booze and easy women. Even that compensates for the sticky floor  :)

Yea was good nite, although i droped a fiver n actually had to peel it off the floor, was desperate to retrieve it as it was enought for 10pints.U know the website for it at all? Got told I was in some of the pictures on there from the nite out.

Sorry mate, can't help you there.

Do you go out there on fri/sat nights? If so I agree, especially down Gloucester Road. Student nights however there are some top things to put your head in.  8)

It's the same in Southampton. If you pick a night where the locals are out they tend to be right chavettes.

I felt a feeling of superiority on Saturday I've not felt since last time I logged on to thisis.

I went to Soda where they had an indie night on and it was full of students. I've never felt so rich :D

I did have the displeasure of someone I'd never met bugging me for a fag, which is the epitome of student behavour. on the plus side it did remind me of college days trying to blag my next nicotine fix 8)

I was really quite pissed but I remeber the conversation quite well for some reason

Student: alright mate, can I have a fag?
Me: No.
Student: Go on, its my 21st birthday
Me: Do I look like a fucking charity?
Student: Yes
Me: Well I'm not, so fuck off
Student: awwwwww go on mate
Me: FUCK OFF!

 Sounds like Flammable Ben.

I was in there too, Pie. I didn't ask you for a fag though..

Nah, FB would have been asking for a drink :D  :beers:

I don't go out in Swindon cos I'm too cool.

 :shock:  now that would have been funny

its not too bad in there on a saturday is it?

i don't go out in swindon cos i don't live there.

and oxford's a bit nicer.

I also don't go out in Swindon cos a taxi costs £20 to get home and i have no money :(

why not be 'ard and do a runner like daffyd?

It's ace on a Saturday.  I especially loved it when me and Rappers Delight were the only people frequenting the dancefloor when we requested a drop of aceness that wasn't recognised by anyone.

If they are calorie-impaired, you just need two paper bags and some good pick up lines like:

"You don't sweat much for fat girl," or "fart and give us a clue," or "bet you don't need a mattress to sleep on, luv."

Just say "what's wrong with a girl taking in a bit of laundary" when she waddles accross the dance floor.

You need the second bag just in case the first bag falls off

'cos he's a big girl about such things.

never gets a round in either.

You do realise that Swindon men aren't exactly a bunch of oil paintings either...?   :soapy tit wank:

The Pendulum are playing ?!  Jesus, I'm half tempted to move back to Swindon!

good shout!!!!

 :shock:

Why the face??  Its true enough....

 :nod:  :nod:  :nod:

I think the real problem is Swindon doesn't have a real university so you get all the fit young 18-23 year old women migrating to the rest of the uk whilst no-one is migrating in.

I guess it would be the same for either sex.

The solution is to build a university. If you build it they will come.

I demand a decent Uni is built here right now!.

I think it seriously lacks a uni........ its great as nightlife isnt just confined to just weekends too.

I think Swindon lacks a decent Nightclub, id sooner stay in a Pub all night than the over priced crap we have here.

Yeah defo spud....I think the places in Old Town need to be stricter in letting in trampy people and chavs as its nice up there but wont be for much longer

Spud speaks the truth. I'd happily stay in a pub all night...

Definitely lacks a good nightclub too, that would come if they build a uni.

Brunel rooms should be good tonight though,

Good point; and there is a serious lack of options when it comes to late night drinking (or there has been on previous visits home)!

You knows it Dave, i bet those bastard bouncers wouldnt let you in with the Man Bag aswell.  :evil:

They dig that kinda thing in Old Town. It makes up for me not having highlights or wearing a scarf indoors with a t-shirt.

That really fucking bugs me, its like they say to themselves "shit its cold outside and ive only got a t-shirt on, i know what a scarf will soon keep my arms warm!"  :nuts: