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Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: walrus on Friday, February 25, 2005, 15:59:59 Just received this email. I have no idea why the hell I've got this, though I do use the username Danny Invincible (spelt wrong I know) on the CM forums. Quite tragic really....
hey just wondered if this is danny invincible who plays for kilmarnock? your friend told my friend who you were as i had no idea at the time not tht it really makes a difference as im not a football groupie! if so im the "bimbo" you met in bambu on sunday night! this is prob the wrong person but if not, just wanted to say had a really good time, me and my friend were a bit drunk and normally a bit better behaved and less dense! you must have thought we were complete slappers but we are actually pretty decent girls and we dont normally go off with strange guys! we honestly dont,we are just good fun and was reallynice to meet you and your friends! remember you guys getting some photos of us all at the end of the night and would be really good of you if you could email them to me? anyway, would have been really cool to hook up again my number is 07708790174 although i dont blame you if you dont get in touch considering how stupid me and lynsey acted! ive probably just blabbed all that to a total stranger - oops! if not would be good to hear from you laura x Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:05:20 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Titch on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:07:52 You have to text her!!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: walrus on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:09:22 It is damn tempting - I get 1000 free txts a month so may well do that. What should I say?!
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:21:01 walrus, you could potentially end up with a three-way, with 2 cheap tarts from north of the border.
sorry, they are actually pretty decent girls :-))( Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Titch on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:26:44 no they are not!!!!!
Just start by saying "hey it's danny, had fun the other night! blah blah blah This could be quite entertaining!!! Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:28:02 and post the texts on here please, it will entertain us all :mrgreen:
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: blinkpip on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:28:48 Send an email to her and ask for a picture. Then posted it on here.
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Titch on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:30:39 yeah, both of those! Then say you are going down to Swindon and ask her to meet you down here and we can all have a go!!!! :soapy tit wank:
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:30:47 I would crease myself if danny gave her the flirt divert number from radio 1 haha. Go for it walrus use protection though, you don't want crabs :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: walrus on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:30:50 Quote from: "simon pieman" walrus, you could potentially end up with a three-way, with 2 cheap tarts from north of the border. sorry, they are actually pretty decent girls :-))( The fact they're keen to emphasize the fact tends implies they're exactly the opposite.... Besides, if they're desperate to email a second rate, prima-donna football, I hate to think what they look like.... Mind you Mr Invincibile is pretty fit.... Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Rossi on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:31:26 Haha. Ohhh Danny Danny
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Titch on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:31:59 Quote from: "Parkin Ticket" Haha. Ohhh Danny Danny I bet thats exactly what they said! :soapy tit wank: Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:36:50 Quote sorry, they are actually pretty decent girls :roll: btw this was meant to be ironic, hence the eyes rolling Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: le god cuervo on Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:44:52 yeah you have to text her & post what she says on here! would be well funny! :D
say you were pretty drunk too coz you were out celebrating kilmarnocks great succuss (?!?) and cant remember which girl she was so can she email you a picture, then post it on here for us to laugh at! Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: yeo on Friday, February 25, 2005, 18:14:14 Why did they email you?
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Spencer_White on Friday, February 25, 2005, 18:22:37 Because they are obviously thick as pig shit and actually thought that someone posting as Danny Invincible actually is the real Danny Invincible?!!?!!? :shock: I like stupid women but honestly? :shock:
Its too late for you boys anyway, Iv already texted and am heading up to Scotland after Doncaster tommorow. Scottish birds are great. Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: reeves4england on Friday, February 25, 2005, 18:23:26 Why dont we all text exaclty the same message?!
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 25, 2005, 18:28:57 but that woudn't be as funny now would it? less likely to get a reply to post on here
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: reeves4england on Friday, February 25, 2005, 18:36:07 Hmm...
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: walrus on Friday, February 25, 2005, 18:46:58 I sent:
Hey yes I am the same Danny. Sunday was gr8 but I was pretty wrecked by the end. My friend Benhas the pics but not seen him since. U guys were a gd laugh I really enjoyed myself. Tho hav to say im surprised ur mate knew who i was! Dx She replied: Thast was a shot in the dark!one of ur mates told vicky who u r n i looked u up on the net-hav2say very cute wen ur not stuck under ur hat or sittin in the dark!not a crazy stalker-jus curious!glad u had a good nite, if u ever fancy hookin up again let me no cos thought u wer a real cool guy n very hot!x Anyone have any decent replies back? Think we need to get pictures of this eventful night. Give me ur suggestions, best one gets sent. Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: DMR on Friday, February 25, 2005, 19:02:41 You're making it all up, got home and crack one out.
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, February 25, 2005, 19:17:48 Well it would seem that the pics were taken by the fellas....to get apics of the birds...say something like my bro Gino is coming over from OZ on a visit.....he's a bit younger than me, but is looking for some fun......send me some pics so that I can pass them onto him to see what he thinks.
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: blinkpip on Friday, February 25, 2005, 20:57:27 Say, It would be cool hookin up with you agian. But in the meantime, you send me a sexy picture of yourself. And I ill might just return you one.
:mrgreen: Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: blinkpip on Friday, February 25, 2005, 20:58:21 Give us a link to this cm forum. So we know your telling the truth.
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: reeves4england on Friday, February 25, 2005, 21:35:08 Along the lines of Reg's one, but maybe with the mention of a threesome with Danny and his bro.
But then would we all be sued for ruining Danny Invincibiles life by aking him seem incestuous?! Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Barry Potter on Friday, February 25, 2005, 23:11:42 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: STFCDude on Saturday, February 26, 2005, 00:22:41 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Barry Potter on Saturday, February 26, 2005, 01:17:54 Any response Walrus?
We want naked pics.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v692/photosandstuff/icon_weed.gif Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, February 26, 2005, 09:46:17 say you'll swap a pic with her, and for good measure make that an autographed pic
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: walrus on Saturday, February 26, 2005, 14:25:06 I'll try the Gino line! Good thinking Reg.
http://community.sigames.com Or go to the forums via www.sigames.com I am the Danny Invincible on there, not that I can really prove that, unless I tell you the password! :wink: I suck at this. I put: "My brother Gino is comin 2 the UK nxt week. He's a bit younger but lookin 4 a laff. Me+him r meetin for a couple of fun nites, u+ur m8 are welcome to join us?! Dx" Won't send any more this afternoon as its matchday for Killie too, but I'll try and ask for a pic next time, to clarify whom they are.... Probably right mingers and this will have been pointless. I cannot believe somebody would send me an email just on the off-chance I might be a real footballer.... Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, February 26, 2005, 14:34:00 Should be funny to read the reply!
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Piemonte on Saturday, February 26, 2005, 15:16:02 This is fucking hilarious :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
Great stuff Walrus, keep it going! Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: DMR on Saturday, February 26, 2005, 15:19:05 I would fucking love it if she's gone to Killie to see "you"
Let's hope she ain't a bunny boiler eh Walrus? Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: DMR on Saturday, February 26, 2005, 15:19:39 Tell her you and Gino want to spit roast her, THAT would be funny
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, February 26, 2005, 18:17:51 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
She sounds a bit dim though so she may take it litterally! Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: walrus on Monday, February 28, 2005, 18:30:04 Guys we've been rumbled. I need help quick! I asked for a pic as I wasn't sure who she was. She replied:
"if ur the same guy n not sum random pretendin then u can tell me wat i was wearin that nite n the name of ur friend of ur friend that lynsey pulled?just checkin cos u could jus b sum1 pullin my leg! If it is u then ill email u a picture!unfortunately not away over easter!x" Basically if you can get out of that, you got yer picture lads! If not, may as well txt her the link to this thread! :D Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: swindonbob on Monday, February 28, 2005, 19:41:21 How about "i was too drunk to remember". Best i can come up with
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: DMR on Monday, February 28, 2005, 20:14:17 "shut up and get ya pants off" is your best bet
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: blinkpip on Monday, February 28, 2005, 20:46:55 You got to say something in the lines off. You can't remember, that you don't really take notice of what people wear. Say you and ur friend are fit.
Chat her and and she would be to dumb to notice. Must get pic! :twisted: Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: walrus on Monday, February 28, 2005, 21:22:49 She won't go for it - may just give her the link to this thread for shits and giggles....
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: blinkpip on Monday, February 28, 2005, 22:25:04 It's worth a try thou. If she doesn't go for it, then tell her the truth.
But still, ask her for a picture anyway. For the townenders. Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 09:18:19 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
it is women like this that give us real women a bad name. they deserve all they get :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Marie on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 12:36:52 Isn't her mates name Lyndsey and just go for dark skirt..
Dannys engaged though isn't he? Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: swindonbob on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 12:50:35 Or.....say his name is John. Thats his real name but he doesnt like to use it when he is out because he is a pro footballer as well and he is shy. I dont know what name he gave you!
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: walrus on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 14:21:37 Tried Kris but turned out to be Duncan. Been rumbled, but I gave her the link to this thread :D Bet she feels like a right mong 8)
Fuck me I hate Danny Invincibile, bastard cunt leaving on a bosman :evil: Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 14:23:23 Ah well...
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Titch on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 14:31:45 So what did she say when she had rumbled you?
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: walrus on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 15:36:56 "Ur not danny!who ru?Ur m8was duncan n u wernt drunk inthe mornin wen i left ur flat so u wood hav noticed wat i had on!if u want2plead ur case feelfree2call me"
Then "Ha ha.didnt believe u frm start-danny phoned me after gettin my number frm my friend.just wanted2c how far ud take it-hav2say,could av played it much better!" Don't you love sour grapes!? Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Titch on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 15:41:17 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: Barry Potter on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 15:47:56 Walrus got double bluffed. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick :oops:
Title: Am I Danny Invincibile? Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 15:48:38 Ask her if she's up for some anyway.
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