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I don't know much about this subject, so can someone tell me why people get pissy about whale hunting, but don't feel the same emotion about the graceful Cod?  Thanks.

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I imagine thats because whales are made up of mostly fat?

Don't get me started on this subject Currant  :evil:

Whales are mammals not fish, so should not be treated like fish.

Cows are mammals... so are sheep.

Millions of cows and sheep - not millions of whales.  

Also we don't harpoon and torture sheep and cows by dragging them behind us whilst still alive.

Whales are not really able to be bred in captivity and are being hunted to extinction, Cows and Sheep are bred to be eaten and used for all sorts of other things, Whales are hunted purely for blubba.  They are shot with a harpoon which explodes inside them, this does not kill them out right, they are left to bleed to death.

perhaps we should..... it might make them taste better

uummm yum, that sounds great  :|

Over "whaling" for years - Norwegian's and Japanese I believe who still carry on regardless.  Bit harder to retain the numbers of whales than cod due to the breeding nature.

Plus whales make odd noises and make girls go "ahhhhh", whereas fish look good in batter.

Fish never look good, they scare me.

Just imagine a huge battered whale though. My, i'm drooling at the thought already.

you wiltshire folk will eat anything  :D

Vera Lynn was fond of eating marine mammals - who can ever forget her rendition of 'Whale Meat again....'

:doh:

Flesh is there for eating next they'll be trying to tell us we can't eat dolphin and rat.

If we (by we I mean the human population) keep eating whale flesh then it may not be there to eat much longer.

Ah Jim... i do like these little one liners. They fall into that much coveted "so lame, it's good" category. :D

While we are on the subject, what's wrong with eating human flesh?

I suck it but I wouldn't eat it

Kielbasa sausage?

tasty  :D

You Probably can't even bite into it.

Absolutely nothing at all, I think it's a taboo we need to break down.

Would you like a sliver of salted flesh for tea?

Not for me thanks, I'm a veggie (yeah right)

Horse and goat are very nice perhaps I should cross breed them then build a farm full of gorses.

I seen something on the news about whale meat. In japan I think it is, its a popular food for the locals. Is showed some people munching some, they actually looked like chicken nuggets. Personally, I'd never go near it. I only eat chicken.

It makes me feel sick when you see them all bloody and cut up on those boats.
 :|

I'd suggest you stop going along on the whale culls then.

Yes good idea  :?

I nearly cryed when I walked past the butchers earlier. There were rabbits hung up in there. I really wanted to shake my bottle of coke and then open it and spray it all over those cruel pissers working in there but I did'nt. I controlled my anger.

Supply and demand. That is all

Did you know you can now go on a Seal clubbing holiday in Norway?

I've put my deposit down already and I'll hopefull be cracking skulls next year.  I'll upload the photos.

Thats another thing that upsets me, Seal clubbing. How sick is that ? I watched a documentry about that once too. Showed a man just walking up to a baby seal that was looking up to him and he just whalloped him one. Who could have the heart to do that. We have some right bastards in this world I tell ya. When Animals start attacking back I will laugh. I hope that man got attacked by a huge group of angry seals that night  :x

Sade, that isn't for cruelty, that is tradition from hundreds of years. The seals need to be killed, and that is the way they have done it for generations. It's not something they do for fun.

Oh, why do they kill them then?

Because seal populations get too high at a certain time of year when all the babies are born. That's what culls are for - to reduce population

If that is the case Db why don'tthey shoot the seals instead of clubbing them to death?

Embarrassingly, the seal clubbers in question nearly killed male vocalist and Heidi Klum shagger, Seal, in a bizarre case of mistaken identity. Left him with facial scarring

Because it's what they have been brought up to do. It's a bit like fox hunting. They could shoot them, but it's traditional to hunt them on horses with dogs. I agree with fox hunting too, btw.

Surely they could kill them in a more speedy manor instead of beating them to death. A single bullet or something ?  :(

I still don't think its right though. Can't they let the seals go on holiday. I'll take a couple of hundred and hide them in my room, my mum will never know and we can take some to the county ground on match days to make the attendances higher. Or donate them to zoos around the world.

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 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

No you don't. you are just shit stirring  :wink:

Okay, not agree with it. Don't care about it would be more accurate. Don't see why it's banned.

I fucking hate Japan!!! They want to kill shit loads more whales they can't even sell the meat they have at the mo becuse no-one in there shitty conutry eats whale meet!!!!! Japan the cunts have paid landed locked cuntry's billions of yen (that japan money) to join the whale council thing how is that fair how can a land lcoked country go whaling!!!!!!!

Fuck bombing Iran lets start bombing Japan they won't think killing whales is fun and good then will they!!!!!!

as you can tell this is a subject taht really gets my blood boling!!!!!  :fu:  :fu:  :fu:  :fu:  :fu:  :fu:  :fu:  :fu:  :fu:  :fu:  :fu:

killing whales is totally disgusting in my opinion and just not needed,whales are highly intelligent creatures and many are in danger of extinction,thats reason enough for me.add that to the slow horrific death these creatures endure and it makes me sick.

as for the clubbing of seals and fox hunting those bastards that do it deserve the death that they inflict on the poor innocent creatures they kill!
aaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh wankers!!!!


we should be looking after the planet we live in and protecting its wildlife not destroying it slowly as is the case now.

Whaling boats aren't small. If they were that intelligent, they'd dive deeper, surely? Intelligent animals tend to be able to avoid capture by playing to their strengths. For a whale, that would be swimming out of the way. :roll:

What happens when they need to breath though?  :soapy tit wank:

er, they need to breathe.and maybe they dont see boats as a danger until some bastard fires a harpoon into it

In reply to your initial question though DB, fish don't feel pain, whereas Whales do I think.

Swim away, come up for air somewhere safe, dive deep and swim further away. Simple, for an intelligent mammal like me.

Bit hard to hold your breath for longer though DB, unless your David Blaine

And when I am tracking youy with Sonar, when you surface a couple of miles away thinking you have got away, I'll harpoon your ass.

Even simpler when you have technology.

Meh, survival of the fittest. Nietzche rules...

Sounds like a plan. When does DB go on holiday? I bet we could make a fortune selling him to the Japs  :o

Kielbasa sausage  :)

I love you baby, but all i can think about is...

Now a whale fitted with a surface-to-surface missile as a form of defence...that's a different matter - eat shit and die, ratfucker!

I'm hoping that wasn't aimed at me... :x

Sorry DB - was meant for the whalers!

http://www.reggaewales.com/archive/2005/images/wailers.jpg?

I really dont give a fuck if Whales go extinct to be honest.  More than 99.9% of all animals ever on this planet have gone extinct.

please explain turbo

I'm with Turbo. Anything to get rid of Ruth Maddoc and Catherine Zeta-Jones...

And all that endless close-harmony singing...

Nature has wiped out so many animals....what makes homosapiens (sp?) any different?
Im sure nature will come to us one day too.  (Not tryin to scare you or anything)

Anyways in a different argument, im sure Whales are eating all the fish in the North sea.  Best to get rid fast. :cool:

i just wondered how you came up with 99.9% of animals already being extinct.

with regard to the fish its humans again that are depleating the oceans by over fishing.

We'd best kill the whales to make sure we get more fish then.

Read it in the Guardian today. (G2 page25)

cheers for that,interesting!

I think we have had full warning of the danger of hunting whales to extinction...in Star Trek 4....Voyage Home, if Kirk hadn't travelled back in time by looping a hijacked Klingon bird of prey round the sun...to find a couple of whales,  after they'd become extinct...we'd have been in deep shit and no mistake.

 Bio diversity is the way forward.....however insignificant the life form...even O*frod fans have their place in the scheme of things.

We're a destructive species, what can I say ?  I think we've come too far down the road already.

I think all humans are bastards. Especially the ones that kill animals.

End of.
There should be a rule, you can only kill chickens,cows, pigs and sheeps because we have loads of them already.

 8)

I'd agree with that :)

Sade and Larwood you have it wrong it should say

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:D  Some are nice. But yes most are shunts.

gay ones  :soapy tit wank:

:(  Thats always the way.

There're especially bad when they log into MSN then don't say anything to you and sod off :x
And you haven't seen them for over a week and you feel frustrated,BASTARDS! :evil:

That deserves a shmack Me thinks. Don't take no shit larwood :D

Don't take it personally Larwood, men are like that, I don't think they do it on purpose - oh thats right they just don't think  :D

I think blokes are generally ok.

Women though, pfht  :-))(  never bloody happy.

Yawn. This is starting to sound a bit like that 'Loose Women' show.  When's the dieting and menstruation section?

Oi Blackcurrant. We'll start disscussing the best panty pads and tampods if you don't leave us alone.

:chunder:   :surrender:

WOOOOOOOOOOAH BODYFORM! :\/

:mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:
oooo I made myself laugh then.

Always ultra actually.

fucking todger dodgers :-))(

Always ultra extra long with wings.

Fuck all. Bloodsports all the way!

Yep, splatter the walls :mrgreen:

My mate ran out of tampons at school once so she used a tipex pen.

It is not projectile you know

No she didn't.

MSN is a great way to chat up the ladies  8)

It's just a shame I'm so bad at it!

Want some tips on where you are going wrong?

women are scum

:D  This thread should be renamed. 'Why can't we eat sanitary towels?'  :?

Simon Pieman not all girls want to have cyber sex you know.

I love it when you talk dirty

Not really, you'll only say it's because I'm a man.



I don't think men want to either Sade, FYI.

no I won't coz I can tell you what a woman wants to hear

Cheers Birdy, but I will be fine. I managed to arrange meeting up with someone on Saturday, ended up spending 8 hours with them, which was a pleasant surprise to an otherwise boring saturday night.

EDIT: it wasn't a random, that would be strange.

There you go then, you can't be that bad at it can you!  :D

I just like making fun of myself in all honesty  :)

I do  :x
Not with Si though,no offence  :wink:

Bit frustrated, are we Woody?

That's ok, I don't do men

YES!!!! I!!!! AM!!!! VERY!!!! FRUSTRATED!!!! :cry:

 :soapy tit wank:
Fair enough :)

Meh, i doubt you're alone.  :x

True :)

I'm sure i'll cope...somehow :oops:

It's not as if there are a lack of men around here that don't talk dirty on the internet. Sort it out Larwood, I'm sure even DB would cyber with you.

I tell you about my rendezvous in the woods the other if that'll help?   :D

I'm impressed how long it's taken this thread to turn dirty...

you're starting to scare me

here's mozzer's nipples for you
http://eil.com/newgallery/Morrissey-Live-In-Dallas-156934.jpg

I'm sure even Dave isn't that desperate :wink:

I'm scaring myself,i have to admit! sorry everyone :oops:
The sight of Morrissey nipples and quiff,sigh,cheers Sonic :)

what's your avatar? it's slightly scary.

Scary indeed,its Joesphine Baker,i think she's beautiful :)

I'd rather we did not discuss our sex life honey......if you don't mind

Keep dreaming love...   8)

Larwood - that women is utterly hideous....

I think she's beautiful and her life story is inspiring to me,i've put her there for myself not to please you horrid lot :P
Personally i find your picture of Andy Gurney more disgusting :wink:
And don't get me started on all the England crests,its confusing[for me] there are at least three of the things.I thought Dave was posting about Tampax earlier!

i don't think she's hideous, though in context i can understand why the picture looks a little odd...

the man in my avatar is an inspiration to me

 :shock:  :shock:

 :)
I love that film  8) what is it he drinks,White Russians isn't it?

I probably am, in fairness...

 :soapy tit wank:
You aren't Dave,believe me.

So, whales...

do they taste or smell fishy?

cant eat anything that smells fishy........ :wink:

How the hell did this thread get to 9 pages! :shock:

you know, the usual  :mrgreen:

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As a vegetarian i think all meat eaters are scum,and as a veggie i am far superior to you all :P

You were eyeing up the big black sausage last night as much as I was  :o

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Shush,got to keep that quiet! :wink:

why was it black?

did you burn it by mistake?

yeah it repeated on me for ages  after

I don't like sausages. gone off them.

Honey and mustard sausages are the best. Followed by a good cumberland. :eat:

Ewwwwwww. Grissle makes me feel like being voilently sick.

 8)  My friend at work found a blood clot in a steak and kidney pie once and thats no lie. The tampon thing was though.

I don't miss sausages in the least,horrible greasy things!

You cant beat a nice BBQ Sausage in a roll with Ketchup & Mustard.  :)

 :mrgreen:  :o

You can't beat tesco finest pork and apple sausages, they the lushest of the lush lush

I only like the little sausages you get at partys on cocktail sticks.

chipolatas

This man does the best 'Special' Sausages money can buy. :twisted:


http://www.lunacynet.com/league/images/s1_hilary.jpg

A nice cumberland ring covered in gravy......
Bloody lovely

I would never go near his meat, even if you paid me

It's all about the Kielbasa sausage  :D

Veggies thing they are all high and mighty but they kill living things too.

Yeah I bet they have stood on ants and squashed spiders

yep, vodka, kaluha and milk. i got very drunk on white russians when i was about 15 at the mongolian wok.

try it with vanilla vodka and half milk half cream with nutmeg on top

it'll make you jizz.

I thought you would prefer Black Russians  :o

Has anyone ever seen a black russian?

Asides from the drink, no.

You mean it looks like jizz surely?

I love sausages and jizz