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Fill yer boots.

Beauchamp
Hart
Grant Smith

Michael Rose
Steve McMahon

Rhys Evans

Fatters will hunt you down...

Tommy Mooney

If this includes Useless cunts:-

Terry Fenwick (tops of the list for being a wife beating cunt as well)
Dean Hooper
Jason Drysdale
Jon Sheffield
David Peach
Gary Elkins

Neil Ruddock

Matt heywood

Ricky Hunt

Hasney Aljofree

David Prutton

Aaron brown.

Who i see is not getting paid at darlington.

What a shame

Not one mention of Mike Diamindis

Slacking

Leon Clarke.

Lawrie Sanchez.

Or his side kick Bob (more money than you can shake a stick at) Holt

Will be a lot easier to get 50 hall of cunt names as opposed to hall of fame, unfortunately

Terry Brady

I don't blame Brady for our mess just the cunts who misguided him into coming here.  I genuinely believe he had good intentions but then found out how much rot there was at our club

Ruddock.

Andy Frampton - met him once with Aiden Flint and McGovern while I was at Liddington with my boys. Flint and McGovern were great with teh kids, but Frampton was  completely cuntish.

He was using helicopters as transport and charging it to the club which was already brasic, cunt.

what did he do?

Adi Viveash.

Because once when arriving for a match (corporate seats through where I worked) I walked past him on the stairs and said "Alright" and he completely blanked me. Cunt!!

The kids asked for an authograph and he refused - he didn't tell them to fuck off or anything, just barked "no, I'm busy" at them. He was busy waiting for JPM to find his car keys.

he tried to talk to them but missed

Rikki Hunt
Colin Todd
Sandy gray

Corrected for you  :D

Ok, if it's non players

Diamandis
Carson
Mr Whippy
James Wills
The FA for demoting us, when other clubs just got a slapped wrist
Sepp Blatter

All those has-beens that joined us for one last pay day as we struggled in the Prem, but really didn't give a shit about the club

Andy Mutch
Terry Fenwick
Frank McAvennie
Lawrie Fucking Sanchez
Brian Kilcline

Or at other times when we really couldn't afford it

David Peach
Neil Ruddock

And of course, the one player that I've hated more than any other in recent times - David Prutton, the man is a joke, how he ever makes a living as a footballer still confounds me to this day

Can i add SSW towards the end aswell?

He was as clueless as the rest of those other fuckers before they left aswell.

Yes, i know hes bailed us out befire etc etc

Sean (Franchise are bigger than Swindon) O'Hanlon gotta be in there.

Frank McAvennie
Jason Drysdale
Neil Ruddock

I quite liked Andy Mutch

and all of his 6 goals

Including one in the Match of the Day titles.

diamandis
our supposedly iraq serving head steward

is he still around? I haven't seen him at games for ages.

I nominate the bloke who does the quizzes.

Maurice Malpas.

Think it was Grandstand. I liked him too.

There's clubs who pay £35 mill+ for Prem strikers who can't score 6 in a season...

Oh christ, yes. If he was any further up himself I think he'd turn inside out.

And he managed to say West Kent Hunt properly.

I liked him too, I remember his last minute equaliser aginst Coventry. Not as prolifc as he should've been and had lots of chances.

Dave "arsewipe" Mckay.

Harsh on Kilcline, who turned played his part in turning around our fortunes (i.e. a couple of wins) as soon as he came in - and lined his pockets so much he lives on a barge, as far as I'm aware.

Andy Mutch did his job as well.

And in all fairness, they were offered the deals by the club...

Andrew 'I know what I'm doing' Andronikou

Fucking clueless idiot, who with Diamond Mike, took this club to the brink.

Diamaindis wins this with ease. No other nominations needed

Not really a grand Hall of Cunts bestridden by Diamandis and MacKay, but a very lifelike, matching pair of miniature cunts who would do justice to any model village:  Thorpe and Cureton

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 :badmood: :( :badmood:

Fucking hate him.

Ken Bates!

I thought the thread title was "Wall of cunts" and was going to be a repost of an old NSFW thread.

I'd add Andy King to those quoted so far

tans, you should make a photo montage of all nominated cunts which can then be used somewhere in this forum's header page. Its most fitting for this forum.

Roy Evans hasn't been mentioned yet.....

I dont have the time or the skills :(

Ah, the guy who tried to infiltrate the orange hat brigade!!!  Yes, he's still there, see him every week.  He spent most of half-time during the Wimbledon game in the control room staring out into the Town End.  Obviously looking out for some of his old army mates!!!

I will not rise to this bait - actually I will.  30 seconds from Wembley.  Parkin, Mooney, Igoe, Howard, Miglioranzi. 

He might have been a bit of a twat, but I wanted him to manage my football club to success, not be my mate.  He very nearly did that - and in the process put together a team that played great football. 

Yeah...should have been, I remember that fanny montage, fascinating stuff.  It's been a lifetime's source of entertainment, to discover how women vary within a similar template.

No bait intended I genuinely think the guy would be a suitable candidate.

Fair enough.  In an old tradition, you and I must yet again agree to disagree.

They don't count, they're useful.

That's the one.

That's an  awful picture . I'm going gay I think.

Forgive my ignorance, but what did he do?

I don't think anyone should be put in the hall of cunts simply for being shit which some people seem to have suggested...got to be more than that

Stand to be corrected but he picked the ball out of his net 5 times at Villa Park I believe -

Dave Mackay.

Oh no!  ::)

Your argument would've been stronger had you gone down the Jon Sheffield 'business front/party back' haircut route.

True, but hardly his fault, we had no defence that day.

So based on that presumably you would include Fraser (who let in 7 at Newcastle) & tin-tin (6 at Everton)?

And bob Menham who missed the train and ultimately the first half of our biggest defeat ever to Kettering town (10-1)  dissapointingly didn't  make the town legends list even though he saved the club from going under...

The Washbag have stolen our idea, damn them

Can i put Leslie Shapter in this list?

Whenever he was the ref for our matches i didn't look forward to it....

Willie carson. Was on talksport earlier

Not going to the game as the club didnt send him a ticket.

Why the fuck should they you feral little cunt

Yes you can - still remember when Macari ran on the pitch v Sunderland and went mad at him

Everyone linked to the club (players, staff and fans) who bottle it an fuck off when the going gets a bit unglamorous.

Is he as bad as his brother Lester?

Lawrie Sanchez says Lawrie Sanchez
Grunt Sniff (tit)
Mike D
Bobble Holt
Sandy Gray

Bugger, my memory gets worse every year!

Is this your favoured technique Dazzza ?

Diamandis
Bob Holt
Paul Hart
Andy King
Neil Ruddock
Aaron Brown
Joey Beachamp
Michael Rose

That will do.

Well, if your having him I'm having Kelvin Morton. All those who went to Leicester away and saw Kerslake get sent off in the first minute of the game and Calderwood concede a penalty for a perfectly clean tackle right in front of the Town fans will know what I'm talking about.
Morton really pissed me off that day  >:(

If we're including referees it's going to drag on somewhat, but can I mention Rob Styles for the Rovers game a few years back where he sent off four players for absolutely no reason?

Can I be the first to mention the Ref from Northampton last week?

Yes, I was there that day and Morton was much worse than Lester.

Wasn't Shapter the ref against the Pikey's on that fateful day when it all kicked off in the tunnel after he sent one of them off.

Good call....a classic example of the Prem ref who thinks Div 3 is beneath him.

On the ref front, I'd like to nominate Paul Danson for sending off Stefani Miglioranzi v Luton a few years back...Danson in the dark, indeed

...and he had them re-take a penalty after Rhys Evans saved it.

Howards last minute winner and celebration was quality though.

I knew there was some other reason...you can't beat a good dive into the TE.

If we're including bad refs then Barry Knight has to be in there. He sent one of our players off every time we had him. Also the ref (can't remember his name) who sent Chalky and Mitchell off at Brentford in 1993.

I was at that game. Brentford still couldnt beat us and it was 0-0 iirc?

Me too. And we fully deserved a point, even with 9 men.

and if Zippy hadn't have skied that shot over the bar we'd have had all 3 points

this made me spit coffee!!

Alan Gunn can go in there as well!

Joe Worrall was always a cunt when he reffed us

Andy D'Arsehole when we played Wycombe a few years back..

I remember that well, not long before the end of the match as well

It's from my own Karma Sutra.  It goes in full..

Grunt
Sniff
Tit
Leg
Poo in the mouth