Ralphy checking in

[Ralphy]

Hi folks, Ralphy checking in for some moral support. I’m fucking sick of living around all these plastic yellow cunts in Chipping Norton. The local sweet shop is selling yellow and blue sweets. I just told a passerby that I can’t eat sweets because the police said I’m on license after handing them out by a school. It’s far less embarrassing than supporting fucking Oxford

[Batch]

The legend.. The myth.. Hi Ralph.

I'm sure they're telling you we'll never play them again. If we can get rid of Clem we'll catch them on the way down

[stfcjack]

These things change all the time. It really wasn’t long ago we was fighting for a spot in the championship and they was a totally irrelevant non league club. Get some proper ownership in the club and it wont be too long before normal service is resumed.

[Ralphy]

Football goes in cycles doesn’t it. I just hate being so low.

[4D]

Shit always floats

[Whingy the poo]

Feel your pain Ralphy.
I had to suffer one Pox at work today.

This was the conversation.

Pox: We won.
Me: Mmhhh yeap, did you go to the Arch on Saturday?
Pox: Oh course.
Me: How many games have you attended this season?
Pox: 4 Home games and Wembley.
Me: Wow, you're a real super dedicated, loyal, die hard.

As you say Ralphy, plastic yellow cunts all coming out of the woodwork.
Hopefully its just a one season wonder like Yeovil in 2012.