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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 15:25:00 » |
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You'd know about a cracked rib. I cracked one and it hurt to do pretty much anything other than slowly breathe. It'll heal itself if you just leave it though.
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never trust a nun...
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Ralphy
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 16:40:13 » |
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It's a cracked rib.
Nothing they can do apparently.
Just put me on 30 mg of Codeine a day and light duties at work.
I didn't go to the Bristol Rovers game by the way!
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 16:44:10 » |
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30mg, fuck that ralph do the lot! you know it makes sense!
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 16:46:33 » |
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Fucking right Ash
Dont be so gay Ralphy
Do them with a bottle of JD
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STFC Village
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 16:47:06 » |
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Just put me on 30 mg of Cocaine a day and light duties at work. Crack is whack Ralph |
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 16:47:28 » |
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When i was about 14, i flipped a Yamaha Banshee quad bike while doing fast as fuck doughnuts in the mud, i landed chest first onto a pile of breeze blocks. I bent my sternum and broke over 10 ribs at once, can't remeber exactly how many, but it kept causing me to hyperventilate, such was the pain and difficulty with which i found breathing. It was like a panic attack every few hours. Oh the joy.  |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 17:13:09 » |
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I've took 2 washed down with a bottle of Grolsch.
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 17:16:22 » |
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Just put me on 30 mg of Cocaine a day and light duties at work. Crack is whack Ralph 30mg of cocke would do fuck all to anyone, aparnatly, well fred told me that |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 17:19:16 » |
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Wiping your ass is the hardest thing in the world.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 17:23:55 » |
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Wiping your ass is the hardest thing in the world. who's ass? |
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 17:27:53 » |
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Just put me on 30 mg of Cocaine a day and light duties at work. Crack is whack Ralph 30cm of cock would do fuck all to anyone, aparnatly, well fred told me that |
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STFC Village
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 17:29:17 » |
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Just put me on 30 mg of Cocaine a day and light duties at work. Crack is whack Ralph 30mg of cocke would do fuck all to anyone, aparnatly, well fred told me that Even the greatest waves start from small ripples |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 17:29:40 » |
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Wiping your ass is the hardest thing in the world. who's ass? My ass! Left handed doesn't make it any easier. |
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 17:34:30 » |
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My ass!
Left handed doesn't make it any easier.
Get a big stick and wrap a tea towel round the end of it! |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 17:35:37 » |
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Wipe it on the new carpets like a dog.
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