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« Reply #270 on: Thursday, June 2, 2011, 16:33:00 » |
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I'm sure there's a few Non-Thai's in my apartment on dodgy passports & visas.
Think I'll make them think immigration are snooping around.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #271 on: Thursday, June 2, 2011, 18:37:44 » |
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Anyway, I was feeling a bit down this morning, so I decided to dip one of my Asian friends in Bleach.
That soon lightened up Mahmood.
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #272 on: Thursday, June 2, 2011, 18:49:46 » |
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how do you change wifi name? i wanna change mine
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« Reply #273 on: Thursday, June 2, 2011, 19:50:15 » |
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A dad was walking with little girl when they see a dead dog on its back with it's feet in the air, the little girl asks "why the dog was lead like this?" the dad replied that it was so Jesus could come down and take it to heaven easily. The little girls started to cry and the dad asked why she was crying, the girl said that they nearly lost her mum that morning, as she was lead like the dog shouting " Jesus yes Jesus i'm coming" but luckily the bin man was there to hold her down.
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« Reply #274 on: Thursday, June 2, 2011, 19:53:01 » |
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If you're gonna copy and paste anything, you're supposed to paste the whole thing, innit!
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« Reply #275 on: Thursday, June 2, 2011, 19:53:48 » |
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Or was it just a crap joke?
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« Reply #276 on: Thursday, June 2, 2011, 20:32:09 » |
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Haha! Was there to h! Priceless
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #277 on: Monday, June 6, 2011, 08:05:09 » |
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When my wife said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #278 on: Monday, June 6, 2011, 11:41:59 » |
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If you're gonna copy and paste anything, you're supposed to paste the whole thing, innit!
I typed it that was why it was messed up, but i put it right almost right away. |
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« Reply #279 on: Thursday, June 9, 2011, 19:52:09 » |
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Almost Friday
I do a great impersonation of Imran
Khan's ex-wife.
"Jemima?".
No, I just do her voice.
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« Reply #280 on: Thursday, June 9, 2011, 21:03:34 » |
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A lorry carrying snooker equipment has shed it's load on the M4.
Expect long cues
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« Reply #281 on: Thursday, June 9, 2011, 21:05:31 » |
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When my wife said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face.
you get that from the Iain Lee podcast? |
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« Reply #282 on: Thursday, June 9, 2011, 21:08:05 » |
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Sickipedia probably.
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« Reply #283 on: Sunday, June 12, 2011, 22:59:00 » |
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Sergio Ramos has confirmed he will be moving to Arsenal this Summer to ensure he never drops a trophy again.
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #284 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 14:05:34 » |
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Battersea dogs home has filed for bankruptcy, their going to have to get the retrievers in!
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