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« Reply #405 on: Wednesday, January 4, 2012, 12:24:22 » |
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N.I.G.G.E.R these 6 letters can do so much damage when put together .... Would hate to be ginger
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Peter Venkman
We don't need no stinking badges.
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Things can only get better
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« Reply #406 on: Saturday, January 7, 2012, 09:39:05 » |
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THE OXFORD POEM -
Our Father who art in prison,
even Mum knows not his name,
thy chavdom come,
u'll read The Sun,
in Exmouth which is in Devon,
give us this day our Welfare bread and forgive us our ASBO's
as we happy slap those who got ASBO's against us,
lead us not into employment but deliver us free housing,
for thine is the Chavdom,
the Burberry and the Bacardi,
forever and ever... Innit!
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Only a fool does not know when to hold his tongue.
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Honky McCracker
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can I see your socks
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« Reply #407 on: Thursday, January 12, 2012, 15:48:43 » |
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My budgie escaped from its cage a few months ago and started fucking my dog.
Ive got a few puppies going cheap if anybodies interested.
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Can I see ya socks?
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Notts red
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« Reply #408 on: Friday, January 20, 2012, 23:49:11 » |
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Was watching the 10 oclock new about the Striken cruise liner and the reporter said "she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court" now I just happened to glance over at the wife and it's all kicked off here !!
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Nijholts Nuts
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« Reply #409 on: Saturday, January 21, 2012, 02:35:09 » |
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Incredibly woeful.
What's White and works at KFC ?
The light switch
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I only dream of Claire Sweeney
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SuggWillSugg MBE
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« Reply #410 on: Saturday, January 21, 2012, 03:25:56 » |
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Why should you never wear ukrainian underpants?
chernobyl fallout..
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« Reply #411 on: Sunday, January 22, 2012, 00:20:21 » |
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I see they have given the new Maggie Thatcher film 'The Iron Lady' a 12 certificate - not suitable for MINERS
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Nemo
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« Reply #412 on: Sunday, January 22, 2012, 00:27:30 » |
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Good of you to capitalise the punchline for the slow of thinking.
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« Reply #413 on: Sunday, January 22, 2012, 21:17:00 » |
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Chris Wilder is browsing through an old antique shop in Oxford and spots an oil brass type vessel. He gives it a little rub to get the pantination off where there appears to be some stamped markings.
A puff of white powder comes out the top and a genie appears.
"Thank you master" It says. "What for?" Wilder replies. "For releasing me from purgatory for the last few thousand years, and as a result of that I can grant you one wish". "Only one?" Says Wilder. "Fraid so master" retorts the Genie. "Very well then. Id like to live for ever" Smiles Wilder. "No can do master" Says the Genie. "Not in the rule book" Wilder ponders for a few minutes furtively looking around to make sure no-one is watching him. "Ok, I'd like to to see Oxford win the the second division title ahead of Swindon Town". "The genie roared with laughter, you crafty fucker" He said to Wilder and disappeared.
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Ironside
Wir müssen die Liberalen ausrotten
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« Reply #414 on: Sunday, January 22, 2012, 21:25:52 » |
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What's White and works at KFC ?
Racism, even as a joke will not be tolerated on the TEF. You have been warned. |
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Genius, Gentleman Explorer, French Cabaret Chantoose and Small Bets Placed and someone who knows who they are changed my signature but its only know that I can be arsed to change it....and I mean all the spelling mistakes.
Was it me? It can't have been an interesting enough event for me to remember - fB.
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Coca Fola
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« Reply #415 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2012, 23:20:30 » |
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I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox.
I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard.
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Benzel
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« Reply #416 on: Wednesday, January 25, 2012, 00:21:17 » |
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I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox.
I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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tans
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« Reply #417 on: Wednesday, January 25, 2012, 06:58:09 » |
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Good of you to capitalise the punchline for the slow of thinking.
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TheSwineDon
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Bish Bosh Smash
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« Reply #418 on: Wednesday, January 25, 2012, 12:36:43 » |
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God asks Messi, "What do you believe?" He says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends.” God can't help but see the goodness of Messi and offers him a seat to his left. Then God turns to Ronaldo and asks, "What do you believe?" He says, "I believe in your total goodness, love and generosity.” God is greatly moved by Ronaldo’s eloquence, and offers him a seat to his right. Finally, God turns to Di Canio: "And you, Paolo, what do you believe?" Di Canio replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #419 on: Wednesday, January 25, 2012, 12:41:38 » |
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Just been on bigbustycoons.com
Gotta love those businessmen and their large buses.
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