Favourite Alan Partridge quote

[Trashbat?]

We have a caller on the line who fears he may be a gay, he's married so we'll only refer to him by his christian name. This is Domingo from little Oakley

Lynn these are sex people

two of my faves

[gingernuggets]

Touch my face

[Compo]

[Compo]

Will you stop saying you threw your monkey into the sea!

[Abrahammer]

Monkey Tennis?

[Jean-Francois is God]

Inter-City-Sumo?  Very cheap to make, you could do it in a pub car park.

[Forza_Swindon]

Whoooo... who do you think you are?

Jill, what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich town centre? I’ll be honest I’m dead against it. People forget that traders need access to DIXONS... They do say it’ll help people in wheEEEeelchairs…

[LucienSanchez]

"Big Yellow Taxi there by Joni Mitchell, a song in which she complains that they 'paved paradise to put up a parking lot' - a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise. Something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song."

[Jean-Francois is God]

I’m going nowhere, Lynn. Quite literally, I’m on the ring road. Third time round. I’ve just been into B&Q for a bag of tungsten-tipped screws. Never gonna use ‘em. Never gonna use ‘em.