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Title: women
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, May 17, 2006, 22:20:28
"By the time you've figured out women, you're too old to get it up."


Title: women
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, May 17, 2006, 22:21:11
Did you move in on kat?


Title: women
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, May 17, 2006, 22:26:50
Fucking women! I've basically got to wait till I'm back out in France in Nov before I can see if there's a chance with one of them!


Title: women
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, May 17, 2006, 22:28:22
I'm going to Amsterdam tomorrow, worst comes to the worst and I don't pull it's a kebab, chips and a hooker* on the way home.



*Well a look anyway.   :o


Title: women
Post by: Whits on Wednesday, May 17, 2006, 22:39:06
the bird i've been kinda meeting up with every now and again, her boyfriend phoned up today a little bit angry  :oops:

i didn't know she had a boyfriend  :shrug:  :|


Title: women
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, May 17, 2006, 22:41:32
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Did you move in on kat?


no, but she got dumped by her oxford supporting boyfriend at the weekend. bless

i just thought it was a funny quote.


Title: women
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 08:23:10
Men are just as bad I am afraid


Title: women
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 08:27:21
no they aint!


Title: women
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 08:31:18
what do you know


Title: women
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 08:31:41
Personal experience there Fats?


Title: women
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 08:33:37
:soapy tit wank:


Title: women
Post by: magic8ball on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 08:36:49
Compared to women, men are exptremely simple creatures.


Title: women
Post by: larwood on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 08:38:29
Quote

men are exptremely simple creatures

I agree Bally,men are simple :wink: .


Title: women
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 08:43:07
Quote from: "magic8ball"
Compared to women, men are exptremely simple creatures.


I rest my case, they can't even fucking spell.


Title: women
Post by: magic8ball on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 08:48:13
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "magic8ball"
Compared to women, men are exptremely simple creatures.


I rest my case, they can't even fucking spell.


But when you need us to make the room shake with flatulence, give us a call.


Title: women
Post by: Luci on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 08:50:33
And also if we need-

the lawn mowing
a shelf put up
the car cleaning

cheers


Title: women
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 08:53:22
Quote from: "STFCLady"
And also if we need-

the lawn mowing
a shelf put up
the car cleaning

cheers


or navigating :--


Title: women
Post by: mexico red on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 08:55:21
bloody kat she was round here crying all night, soon sorted out though.


Title: women
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 08:56:53
You're all heart Mex!


Title: women
Post by: mexico red on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 08:57:41
wow that got deleted quick


Title: women
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 08:58:56
Quote from: "magic8ball"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "magic8ball"
Compared to women, men are exptremely simple creatures.


I rest my case, they can't even fucking spell.


But when you need us to make the room shake with flatulence, give us a call.


Great.  Does your phone ever ring? do you have any friends?


Title: women
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 08:59:49
Quote from: "mexico red"
wow that got deleted quick


It did didn't it.


Title: women
Post by: magic8ball on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 09:01:49
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "magic8ball"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "magic8ball"
Compared to women, men are exptremely simple creatures.


I rest my case, they can't even fucking spell.


But when you need us to make the room shake with flatulence, give us a call.


Great.  Does your phone ever ring? do you have any friends?


I have loads of friends. But they're all imaginary.


Title: women
Post by: Luci on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 09:03:28
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Quote from: "STFCLady"
And also if we need-

the lawn mowing
a shelf put up
the car cleaning

cheers


or navigating :--


Theres another thing us women are better at!!!!!!!  :mrgreen:

We have the evidence  :wink:


Title: women
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 09:05:49
Quote from: "magic8ball"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "magic8ball"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "magic8ball"
Compared to women, men are exptremely simple creatures.


I rest my case, they can't even fucking spell.


But when you need us to make the room shake with flatulence, give us a call.


Great.  Does your phone ever ring? do you have any friends?


I have loads of friends. But they're all imaginary.


That wouldn't surprise me tbh  :wink:


Title: women
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 09:07:29
Men are ponces - FACT! Got a man cold ? feck that, Try stomach cramps and back ache  :evil:

That nuts magazine advert does my head in. There no way I'd ever let my man sit there reading some perverted magazine whilst I put some shelves up.


Title: women
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 09:09:38
Quote from: "Sade"
Men are ponces - FACT! Got a man cold ? feck that, Try stomach cramps and back ache  :evil:

That nuts magazine advert does my head in. There no way I'd ever let my man sit there reading some perverted magazine whilst I put some shelves up.


Sade I am afraid, that is what happens when you live with a man   :evil:  you have a lot to learn bless you. They are never sure if they are "doing it right" so it is easier to do it your fuckin self


Title: women
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 09:14:22
:D  I'll cook and clean but surely when it comes to DIY thats a blokes job ? Lazy gits!
I would'nt want to break a nail anyway.


Title: women
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 09:23:23
Quote from: "Sade"
Men are ponces - FACT! Got a man cold ? feck that, Try stomach cramps and back ache  :evil:


Fucking back ache, ooo you poor girls!

Try a BROKEN back!!!!! :evil:


Title: women
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 09:26:55
:?  Er.....Broken toe nail ?


Title: women
Post by: DMR on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 10:54:38
You're a big ponce KT, if you were any good you'd get your bloody skis out and get on with it. Tart.

 :wink:


Title: women
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 11:04:11
I DON'T FUCKING SKI! :mrgreen: